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  1. 7 hours ago, Goodman said:

    Or our so/jr qb are not good enough to trust on the field. Sam & Shane have not proven they belong. We need 1 of them to "get it" this year although I also believe Rising is a fucking stud and the most talented QB on campus.

    Yeah, he looked great in limited action in a scrimmage.   

    This thread is getting pretty dreary. Here are topless pics of Kate Upton from her most recent Sports Illustrated shoot to liven things up. 

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5922665/Kate-Upton-gushes-look-Sports-Illustrated-Swimsuit-shoot-scene-footage.html

     

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    7 hours ago, Domedriver said:

    I say we score a point for every Fuck Chip next season!  So..

    Fuck Chip Brown!

    Yes, Fuck Chip Brown.

    Fuck Chip Brown and Fuck Whit Stillman movies. Except for the Last Days of Disco. 

     

     

  3. 50 minutes ago, satyanash said:

    The Eyes of Texas: Good, bad and ugly based on summer workouts

     

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    And as I’ve reported in the Eyes previously, Ehlinger’s high school coach at Austin Westlake — former Longhorns’ quarterback Todd Dodge — said Ehlinger made big plays but also some boneheaded decisions as a sophomore starter at Westlake before going his entire junior regular season without a single interception. Dodge thinks Ehlinger is capable of making a similar jump from his freshman year at Texas to his sophomore season with the Longhorns. Dodge believes the conversation at the end of the 2018 season will be about Ehlinger as one of the best quarterbacks in college football.

    I'm expecting Sam to make a big progression. Hook 'em!

     

  4. 15 hours ago, satyanash said:

    Chip Brown's Mailbag: Roy Miller, Breckyn Hager, DKR renovation, more

     

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    Q: What did you make of NFL.com calling Breckyn Hager one of 18 physical freaks in college football this season? — DentonHookem

    Most of you know I've been all-in on Breckyn Hager from the jump. So to see him and his hard work finally being rewarded is great. Hager was named a freak by NFL.com, because he posted a 38-inch vertical jump at 250-plus pounds, something only two guys did at the NFL combine, including Cowboys' draft pick Leighton Vander Esch. But the real reason Hager is a freak is because of his passion. You think he likes having a mane of hair in 100-degree heat? Uh, no. He'd shave it all off right now if he hadn't said he won't cut his hair until Texas wins the Big 12.

    Restoring Texas football to national prominence matters to him. He's the son of UT's all-time leading tackler Britt Hager, and Britt told me, of his four sons, including Rams' linebacker Bryce Hager, Breckyn is the most like him (Britt). "He plays with the same kind of passion and emotion I did," Britt told me. Go watch Britt Hager against Arkansas in 1987, when he had nearly 30 tackles and completely took over the game, and realize what that means.

    What I loved most about Hager being named one of 18 physical freaks in college football by NFL.com is Hager's response to congratulations from Texas quarterback Sam Ehlinger. Hager said he's working to get his vertical jump to 40 inches with a 400-plus power clean. Hager is my preseason Big 12 defensive player of the year and will be a long-time NFL player along the lines of Brian Robison.

     

    There seems to be a misunderstanding of the Surly policy concerning Fuck Chip Brown.
    Please print out and keep these instructions with you at all times. I am keeping them
    vertically aligned, so they can be printed and affixed to the back of your smartphone.

    1. Whenever referring to CowChip, always pair his name with the word, "fuck." Here are
    suggested sentence structures:

    Fuck Chip Brown. 
    Chip Brown? Fuck him. (This is somewhat passive style, but is still effective at times.)
    FUCK Chip Brown.

    If you want to customize your expression, add a 
    Oh, Fuck Chip Brown.
    Well, Fuck Chip Brown. (Note: the initial caps are not mandatory) 

    2. NEVER reprint a Fuck Chip Brown "authored" article. They are the most made-up,
    worthless and available pieces of crap in college sports, and that's saying a lot. Odds are
    even that CowChip wrote the reader's questions himself. Take a look at some of the
    "insights from that "article."

    "I’m told Oklahoma athletics, like Texas, is self-sufficient and even contributes money to
    the central university."
     
     Wow. Just like when they broke the Pentagon Papers. 

    "I think UT’s ballyhooed 2018 class is already transitioning well based on the nine early
    enrollees we saw in the spring,..."
    Thank God we've got Sherlock Holmes on the case.

    3. It's concerning that people have access to Fuck Chip Brown's articles. I assume that you
    actually subscribe to his website, but perhaps you do not. If you do, PLEASE cancel your
    subscription and encourage others to do the same, as so many patriots on this website
    have previously done.

    4. If you see encounter Fuck Chip Brown in a supermarket or precinct, please share one
    of the following:

    "Are you Chip Brown? Fuck you!" (Points if you pause before delivering the coup de gras-
    he'll think he is being recognized for his "celebrity" status)
    "Fuck Chip Brown." I like it. It sounds a little crazy. 
    "Hey, Chip Brown, fuck you!" Classic, American sentence structure.

    I apologize for the length of this post, but we have made much progress in exposing that
    fraudulent Quisling. (Look that name up, Millennials)

    Never forget that our strength comes from unity.  

     

    Fuck Chip Brown!        

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  5. 3 hours ago, Eastwood said:

    Did he do one on VY and Jeff Fisher? If not he should. I can never get enough of videos and commentary that shine as bright of a light as possible on Jeff Fisher's small minded pettiness.

    Flemlo did this video about the 2006 Top 10 Draft Picks. It features VY and mentions Jeff Fisher. His videos about Last Chance U are also pretty good.   

     

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  6. 1 hour ago, Eastwood said:

    Did he do one on VY and Jeff Fisher? If not he should. I can never get enough of videos and commentary that shine as bright of a light as possible on Jeff Fisher's small minded pettiness.

    Agree. I think he did do VY but I will check. 

    My fave Jeff Fisher moment is cutting Nick Foles by phone. First, he makes a half-hearted attempt at small-talk, then cuts him like he was cancelling an order of cupcakes from the corner bakery. 

    And fuck Chip Brown, too. 

  7. FlemLo Raps makes good YouTube videos that track the careers of players from the very successful to the Maurice Claretts of the world. He often finds surprising facts and stats that cast the player in a different light. He just released one today about Armanti Foreman. Aside from referring to Tom Herman as "Scott Herman,"  it's a good video and he addresses the controversy involving Armanti's father. Good luck to Armanti and I hope he catches on somewhere. 

     

     

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  8. Please follow these simple and helpful instructions:

    1. Do not re-post Chip Brown articles. 
    2. Always use the term fuck when mentioning Chip Brown. Here is an example of how to structure the sentence: Fuck Chip Brown
    3. If you see Chip Brown in a restaurant, say something mean to him. Here is suggested phrasing to use. "Are you Chip Brown? Fuck you."
    4. If you see Chip Brown violating his court-order to stay more than 1,000 yards from a minor, contact a law enforcement officer. 
    5. If you see accidentally stumble upon Chip Brown hawking his fictitious tripe on the radio, immediately boycott that station.

     

    I hope that this is clear and that posters will no longer share his content.      

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  9. 7 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

    *Derail warning*

    Don't know why, but this post reminded me of an incident while attending a Houston Gamblers game back in the day.  Several guys from our neighborhood got tickets together and of course were drunker thank skunks before the game even started.  One of group was a former Cincinnati Bengals d.e, who could be the most obnoxious cuss you ever met.  Sometime in the 3rd quarter we started talking crap with a group 3 or 4 rows behind us.  Bengal boy said something to the effect of well "fuck your mother too",  which got the reply of "yeah? come up here and say that.  Well Bengal boy, all 6'5" and 260lbs of him headed up.  It suddenly got quiet as I noticed the guy who challenged him had stood up....I figured the challenger was standing on the next row of seats up was why he looked so tall.  Nope, they were standing on the same level, and badass bengal boy shook hands and made a hasty retreat.

    Turns out the guy behind us, while no one famous, was 7'4" and nearly 400lbs, and little if any body fat.  Thank God they were a good natured bunch of drunks.
    Bengal boy said later that that was the first time he ever thought he was going to die.

    Funny story. 

  10. 3 hours ago, Eggo said:

    Can I get one of those matrices that explains whether a 9.95 source is left- or right-leaning and its level of credibility? That'd be pretty helpful and I'd give at least $9.95 for it. 

    Well, a safe default is to assume that Aggy $9.95 is conservative and Horn $9.95 is more left-leaning. 

  11. Orangebloods is just slightly less wretched in regards to credibility than CowChip Brown. I wouldn't give them too much credit, as they will say and do anything for clicks, including interviewing themselves and inventing fictional posters on their stupid forum. 

  12. Things are quiet. Too quiet. The air has a feeling of an off-season, summer scandal in the making. It could be something right here in Austin with Players Gone Wild, an Aggy meltdown, or perhaps something awesome on the national scale. Still, it seems almost impossible to touch the epic nature of the scandals from the last few years. 

  13. 6 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

    70-3 could have easily been 105-3.

     

    That 2005 KU game was 52-0 at half and was the most dominating game ive ever seen us play. Not sure we didnt score every first half drive

    I was at that game. The guy behind me was complaining about our offense all through the first quarter. Finally, we turned around and called him out on it. He shut up. 

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