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BHMCruiser

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  1. On 11/8/2025 at 7:04 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

    I have a very specific reason for needing to carry occasionally and I would rather do it with a revolver but my Governor is too big and showy. 
    @Armybrat what’s your favorite snubnose these days? I’m trying to make up my mind between a Ruger LCR in 327 Magnum, a 357 King Cobra 3” (not exactly snub), and a Taurus 605.

    Don’t limit yourself to the above. I’m only gonna get one snubnose, what would you pick and why?

    Taurus products are absolute garbage.

  2. On 11/2/2025 at 10:42 PM, Superhero said:

    Infuriating back and forth between my wife and daughter during dinner…

    Wife: After dinner I need you to do what you’re supposed to do okay?

    Daughter: What am I supposed to do?

    Wife: I already told you.

    Daughter: I don’t remember, can you just tell me?

    Wife: No, because I already told you so many times this afternoon.

    At this point, my son jumps in: Mommy, can you tell her what she’s supposed to do?

    Wife: No, if you’re not going to remember, I’m not going to tell you again.

    I think this is how the Wuhans made COVID

  3. On 8/19/2025 at 2:32 PM, BHMCruiser said:

    Three quarterbacks

    Three coaches

    Three downs

    They said it couldn't be done, but they made one critical mistake: never sell Auburn short

    Can't believe hiring piece of human garbage Freeze and this game plan did not work for Auburn.

     

    Oh well you hate to see it

  4. All joking aside, when my wife got the first iphone with Siri, I would ask it to open the pod bay doors. It would pretend it did not understand. Later versions I would also ask. Then I got a new iphone and asked it to open the pod bay doors and Siri said "I'm afraid I can't do that." I asked it how much it cost Apple to answer that question and Siri said something to the effect of "I'm sure you understand."

    Edit: I just tried it again and now it just kicks it to Google

  5. 8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

    I think Tim Dillon was supposed to do the Saudi Arabia thing but they backed out of it after one of his podcast episodes. 

    Probably a better outcome than them arresting and detaining him 12 minutes into a set. 

    You mean the one where he dressed up like a sheik and made a bunch of jokes about 9/11? I can't believe they didn't like that. 

  6. 16 hours ago, Gale Snoats said:

    Ha.  My son has been on my ass to get this ordered and if I have to tell him a man from the Texas website I frequent got it first he's gonna shit.  But all good -- I think there are at least two of them on there.  

    It's all yours. I'm still perusing. Good luck!

  7. On 9/21/2025 at 7:15 PM, Gale Snoats said:

    I’m looking for a specific model of benelli super black eagle that no one seems to have in stock. I don’t think benelli lets you order straight from manufacturer. Does anyone know a good way to get a particular model shotgun that most stores done carry? Thank you!

    This is uncanny. I just clicked on the link and was thinking about purchasing the exact same gun since my son is left-handed. 

    As in, I was about to open Gun Broker and look online for that specific firearm, but I came to check out surly first, and I clicked on the link from Handcruser to you, and that's what I'm looking for. 

    Somebody needs to reboot the Matrix - things are getting weird. 

  8. On 9/5/2025 at 10:31 AM, closetojumping said:

    What is your use of the word "actually" meant to imply here? That setting Williams up to be bracketed on the reg is actually strategically intelligent?

    No I just meant it's hard to tell because it was one game at a new position and he was doubled the entire time with net positive results. I agree he looked pretty beat up but that could have happened to anybody. 

  9. 20 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

    Ryan Williams needs to be moved back to an outside WR.  Otherwise, he'll continue to struggle and get beat up.

    Dumb mistake by DeBoer and Grubb... 

    Actually Williams was doubled nearly the entire time which allowed Bernard to run free as the outside WR for 150 yards

  10. On 9/2/2025 at 11:41 AM, closetojumping said:

    I don't disagree about thinking they're talented, as I have the same struggle. On paper, they have a lot of highly ranked players who, on the field, look like shit. I feel similarly about Deboer. The guy has won everywhere he's been. Why does he have 4 losses to unranked teams in his first 14 games at Bama? That's wild shit. Auburn was making up an affair scandal to get Harsin fired after his 4th loss to an unranked team and that didn't happen until his 25th game. 

    We have discussed this, likely including earlier in this thread, but the last few classes that Saban signed, while as highly ranked as ever, weren't as well regarded off the Internet by guys I trust on evaluations. There was a halo effect, similarly to what was afforded to Mack Brown in the end at Texas. If Deboer's staff isn't excellent at development, and it's looking rough right now, then they've got a little bit of a doom loop going. 

    I'm sure everyone is somewhat overreacting and they'll wind up 9-3 and pushing for the playoffs, but what I saw in the trenches and the footage folks are passing around on the quitting, those things are real. Bama has a brutal schedule ahead of them, so they'll need to turn things around quickly. 

    at FSU (L)

    ULM

    Wiscy

    BYE

    at Georgia (L)

    Vandy (? surely this is a W, right?)

    at Mizzou (?)

    Tennessee (?)

    at SCar (L)

    BYE

    LSU (L)

    OU (?)

    FCS

    at Auburn (?)

    We can quibble about those 4 Ls coming to fruition, but we can also argue about the ?s as well, as those aren't sure Ws either. This shit has an outside shot of becoming hilarious. 

     

     

     

    Alabama will absolutely lose to Vanderbilt if it plays anywhere near as poorly as it played against FSU. Pavia will eat them alive. 

  11. On 9/2/2025 at 11:25 AM, closetojumping said:

    Castellanos is so awesome that he was benched last year at BC. He is a baby when it comes to handling adversity. He pouts and quits. Wait until a team is containing him and forcing him to be a pocket passer and watch him lose his shit. 

    The reality is that Alabama was absolutely owned in the trenches on Saturday and then they quit. It reminded me of what the best Bama teams under Saban did to many of their opponents. FSU just made Bama excited to get on the bus and go home. 

    That OL is B-A-D and FSU's front was eating their lunch all day. Every time I looked up, FSU was in the Bama backfield. It was somewhat hilarious. FSU recorded 3 sacks and 7 TFLs but you could have told me they had 10 sacks and 20 TFLs and I would have believed you. They held Bama to 87 rushing yards.

    Conversely, FSU ran for 230 yards, averaging 4.7 ypc. Castellanos spent most of the day free to do whatever he wanted. 

    31-17 might as well have been 54-17 because it felt more like that watching that game. 

    Alabama had 87 rushing yards AND had 67 of those yards ON ITS FIRST DRIVE. 

    Alabama is trash this year. 

  12. This movie sucked ass 

     

    Denzel was the only even decent part and only because of how weird he was and how he was always touching everything. It was like he had been deprived of any contact his whole life and was going to touch every single thing he saw until he died. His movement was extremely odd. 

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