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  1. 14 hours ago, BradInATX said:

    Despite their undeniable talent, Van Halen is a lame, wimpy hair metal band.

    s reactions genius GIF

    Musical genius with lyrics written by priapic retarded children from suburban New Jersey

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  2. 12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

    The very idea of Christmas cards is loathsome to me. 
    people you talk to don’t need them, people you don’t talk to don’t want them. Any included personal letter is either bragging or turd polishing. 

    disagree. I like seeing the families of my old friends who I don't see anymore. It's a nice reminder to catch up. 

     

    The letters are absurd and I usually throw them away. 

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  3. On 9/22/2020 at 3:22 AM, mulletpelini said:

    Did she save one for a donut?  Check the "D" file.

    This is actually me, I save every receipt.  I've been thru basically two divorces and I've proven plenty of bullshit fired against me because of those receipts.  I highly recommend keeping every one if the woman you're married to is crazy (ha).

    You sound like the Patrice O'Neal bit where he would buy shit every time he saw a white woman walking alone so he had a receipt showing that he was doing something else at the time, just in case anything happened. He would look into the store camera and hold the receipt next to his face.

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  4. 1 hour ago, Party_Taco said:


    Eh, we like it well enough, but the BBQ and needed supplies to make your own are certainly lacking.

    Where do you live? The Harris Teeter near Ft. McHenry and the Eddie's in Roland Park in Baltimore both had good butcher shops and would order anything, but that was five years ago. 

  5. 10 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

    I made a pretty hard shift to sparkling water because I put on a covid 19lbs (give or take) but to me, nothing beats a good freshly cracked sprite. That’s the one soda that’s been hard for me to quit. The sparkling water helps, but eventually i cave and get that 20oz. To me, that’s easily the best soda and it isn’t even close.

    Sprite? That’s like one of the worst sodas. It doesn’t even have caffeine. Were you out of Fresca?

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  6. On 8/18/2020 at 10:37 AM, C-Man said:

    Fuck Bama. I'll argue 'til the end of time that we were going to beat them before Colt got hurt and the rematch opportunity against LSU was some serious bullshit. The rest were won on the field and, yes, they lost a few times in there (shit happens). They're still on the greatest run I've ever seen a college football program get on and are showing no signs of stopping yet. I'm envious.

    (If you really want to do something, debunk some of their claimed-after-the-fact national titles that they use to get to 17.)

    I am a super, super, die-hard Alabama fan...and the 17 championships thing is ridiculous. But it's turned into performance art because it pisses people off so much. 

  7. I haven't read this whole thread, but here goes:

    I hate those clips on ESPN when the special needs kid makes a basket in a game. I mean, good for him and it's a great experience, but there is no way I would have let that kid score in high school. You want to score? You'd better do it from the free throw line, if you can get up.

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