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RDCanecutter

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  1. Just now, Crusher said:

    Tell what industries in  the USA are completely owned by the Government? Even the Military vendors are separate from the government. When Venezuela took control of Citgo and controlled that company it was the death  nail for them.

    Imo axe you to spel it "knell".

  2. 31 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

    So do you guys actually feel good about our nation having a policy of starving people to death in order to get them to start a bloody civil war for the financial interests of our business sectors?

    Our starvation policy appears to be ineffective because when I see photos of Venezuelans in the streets, about half of them look chunky, and the other half look like they play soccer. There may be some who are Yemeni-skinny, but I guess they stay home.

    Would a civil war be much more bloody than the current regime? Except for some Cuban snipers, these are South-American-spray-bullets-in-the-air riffraff. They make Mussolini's Italian army look like British SAS.

    I am cool with helping the financial interests of our business sectors.

    Or do you think we're just a force for good who happens to ignore far worse monsters than Maduro when it suits our financial interests?

    Force for good? I think we are the biggest fire-breathing Godzilla the world has ever seen, and I like it that way.

  3. 7 hours ago, futureman said:

    and I want to bring my dog.  my family is from east tennessee and I love the smokies but I read that dogs aren’t allowed in smoky mountain natl park. 

    If you are genetically East Tennessee, you will just take the dog without worrying about the rules, and if somebody makes a fuss, you and the dog will set upon them as a team.

    • Hook 'Em 1
  4. 4 hours ago, AUinHsv said:

    Know Alabama banned it a few years ago

    A little while back, had some overage Bama KAs stage a retro frat bash at a house nearby. Thanks to the topography, we could see and hear most of it. It would be impossible to parody them. I think it was a "Pocahontas" themed party-- the dates (wives?) were puke-skinny fry-blondes with Chihuahua stares and feathers stuck in their headbands, the gentlemen were in various stages of button-down beer-sweat with beer-deafness kicking in early. "HEY MAAAAAN. HEY MAAAAAN. WHUT? I SAID HEYYYYYY MANNNNNNNNN."

    My wife, who looks a lot more like Pocahontas than their wives, was outside messing with the grill when one of them shouted (I believe in a discussion about immigration) "HEY WE HAD BROWN PEOPLE WORKIN FOR US BEFORE AN' WE'LL HAVE BROWN PEOPLE WORKIN' FOR US AGAIN," before his slightly sober date spotted the brown girl listening and started cooling the drunks.

    Other than that, they're a step up from some folks we had living at that house.

  5. 20 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:



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    Cons: a bunch of little shitbird KAs who'd never get farther than delivering pizzas without help from mommydaddy. Can't hold their liquor, yet brag about it. Can't even plagiarize without it being childishly obvious. Inhabit a cinderblock cube of a house dressed up to evoke Tara.

    Pros: Not a one of them is staring at a phone.

    I'm kind of conflicted.

  6. 3 hours ago, phdhorn said:

    This one's easy... way more fat people and their laptops per flight than even 10 years ago.  Duh.

    fify b/c Look at me So Important Busy Busy Busy Most Important Flunky In Flunkyville Busy Busy!

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  7. 57 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

    I feel like there is a slight, understated poke at my grammar in there somewhere, but I'm not smart enough to put my finger on it.

    No, I liked the repetition. I wasn't poking fun at grammar. Sadly you are probably right. Maybe the hook line could be about the insurance companies putting a tracking chip under our skin "for our own good."

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