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RDCanecutter

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  1. 1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

    You seem enamored of me.  I'd be curious to see how many neg reps I've handed out here -- probably a few dozen?  I don't know, could be 10, could be 100, but I certainly don't sling it around or hunt people down.  I can guarantee that I've never once scrolled back in time to neg someone.

     

    I once dated an Italian and the way she screamed at me floods back as golden memories when I read some of your posts. But I am not enamored of you, at least I wouldn't know until we meet, have some drinks and quiet conversation, see where it goes...

    If you are not the Negging Jimmy then that's on me, I'm wrong and I'm sorry. I had you mixed up with Jimmy the Car Picture who absolutely stalk-negs those he doesn't like.

  2. 2 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

    I'm gonna be honest, canecutter, I put the Texashorn19 sock on ignore after the first post. Did it say something interesting or challenging?

    No earthly. I just assume he's some 50-year-old dude, like the other 3 of us on this site, running multiple accounts.

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  3. 4 minutes ago, Texashorn19 said:

    Not sure why you “intelligent” group of people won’t refute anything in my original post. Not a single person. Just a bunch of name calling morons.

    Not how it works here. Bad Teammate and David Dennison will get back to you tomorrow, when their cyberteams refocus their response modes.

    Several others will shriek, as you have seen. When you post, it is trolling. When they post, it is deep thought.

    Onboard will support you, but he is a dead Confederate general arisen from the crypt. I fear him, but he abides by Code Duello, so if you do not offend his honor, you are safe.

    The Jimmies, at some point, will huff and puff and track down your every post to neg it. After you get 100 negs, they will have banned you, and can relax, weeping in relief.

    Me, I don't care what you say. To me, there is no right, no wrong, only entertaining, or boring. Your spirit helps me keep boredom away. One day, when the Jimmies have run off everyone but their clones, I shall be bored again. It is inevitable, a Ragnarok of ennui.

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  4. 13 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

    It's weird, but there appears to be strength in numbers.

    Maybe none of them end up resigning.

    That's the max entertainment scenario. Like watching zit-popping videos.

    You thought this would be a zit-popping video, and you wanted to watch it. Ew.

  5. 4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

    I'm announcing that I'm making an announcement!

    I am your campaign manager. Show up in 15 minutes for your first press release. Slather yourself in cold cream, it'll make the shoe polish we cover you with come off easier.

    RELAX EVERYBODY-- it's neutral tone show polish, we're just going with a "Support the Troops" highly-shined look.

  6. It is odd to have grown up at the same time as these guys, in Ala-fucking-Bama, and have never seen somebody in blackface. yet it seems to be a requirement for holding public office.

    I saw the real George Wallace, and KA dipshits dressed as Confederate soldiers (an insult to any actual soldiers in any army ever), and some sorority across the state had girls in blackface which caused a shit-storm the week it happened, but I missed out on this casual blackface-is-just-a-costume thing.

    I confess, when I read "Black Like Me" in school, I thought it would be cool to do that to spy on Whitey. But it's pretty easy to spy on people without any costume work.

  7. Use lots of Key Words on your resume that will ding the robot HR program.

    Create a shell company with your dog as CEO and that's who you worked for during that hippy break year in Costa Rica.

    In the interview, answer with "I know, right?" and laugh at the interviewer's jokes while saying "I never thought of that... but now it's so clear..."

  8. Just now, Fozzz said:

    Umm, the US was interfering back then as well.

    https://2001-2009.state.gov/r/pa/ho/time/ip/108629.htm

    William Walker was from the 1850s. He was eventually shut down by Vanderbilt pulling support, then by the British, whose navy ruled the Caribbean.

    But that is a detail-- you are of course right, as we sit on a message board devoted to a Mexican province first detached by similar US adventurers, and shortly afterwards permanently taken by the US gov. We grabbed Florida from the Spanish earlier than that, sort of a practice run for Texas.

    To my point, there's a reason it worked going south, and not north-- we tried the same stunts on Canada, and got whooped. The old Spanish world was weak. Mexico had maybe 5 presidents trying to fight us during the Mexican War, which lasted maybe what, a year? Why does a society throw up 5 presidents while fighting for its territory?

  9. 10 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

    I caught Tulsi Gabbard on Morning Joe today. I had no opinion about her. She kind of seemed like an idiot. She dodged every question about whether Assad is our friend or not, or whether he used chemical weapons on his own people. She didn't handle the interview well at all. And she had the vocal fry thing going on. 

    People will always oppose our first vocal fry president.

    But I do need to know if she said "throw ____ under the bus". References to throwing people under a bus are a reliable marker that you are listening to a non-creative mind.

  10. 7 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

    For example, her saying something like this during a Dem debate would be a big deal.  It would make visible something that is traditionally off limits for discussion.

     

     

    Tulsi underestimates Latin America's historical ability to destroy itself with or without US intervention. EG, no shortage of info condemning William Walker and his filibusters taking over Nicaragua for a couple of years, but almost no mention of the preceding Nicaraguan civil wars that wrecked the place and made it possible for some dude from Nashville + assorted gunslingers to knock it over.

  11. Hey, let's take a break from this weak reed Northam, and imagine we're in the future. Which (semi) normal obnoxious behavior do we engage in now that will be deal-breakers for us in the future? I can think of a few:

    -- Cussing random strangers via internet. All y'all stupid shit-burping fucks are guilty of this. Dumbasses.

    --Whacking it to porn. If you can see the screen, the screen can see you. Poor dumb Northam thought nobody would ever see his book. Bet your poor dumb ass thinks the same about SpankyDwarf.com

    --Making bold declarative sentences. Don't laugh, there are already people who feel threatened by this, do you think? I don't know, maybe I'm wrong.

    --Mocking dogs by making barking sounds.

    --Forcing others to serve you in an oppressive system of exploitation and cruelty, aka ordering at the drive-through in Whataburger, whose colors tragically evoke the violent history of the Protestant Plantations in Ulster. Your ignorance of that history only makes it worse.

    --Failing to acknowledge the superiority of sentient mushroom colonies. Don't hide behind the excuse that nobody knew about that. Robt. E. Lee was a traitor to Basidiomycota, and so are you.

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