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Posts posted by RDCanecutter
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31 minutes ago, David Dennison said:
Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Finland, the Netherlands, Belgium, Germany, France, Canada, New Zealand, Ireland, the UK, and last but not least, the United States of America.
Why'd you leave out Mexico?
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2 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:
No idea. I just know she lived in some old apartments on Penny Lane in North Austin next door to a friend of mine. I know it was Penny Lane because I somehow briefly came into possession of the street sign.
Penny Lane is in my ears and up my butt
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31 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:
So do you guys actually feel good about our nation having a policy of starving people to death in order to get them to start a bloody civil war for the financial interests of our business sectors?
Our starvation policy appears to be ineffective because when I see photos of Venezuelans in the streets, about half of them look chunky, and the other half look like they play soccer. There may be some who are Yemeni-skinny, but I guess they stay home.
Would a civil war be much more bloody than the current regime? Except for some Cuban snipers, these are South-American-spray-bullets-in-the-air riffraff. They make Mussolini's Italian army look like British SAS.
I am cool with helping the financial interests of our business sectors.
Or do you think we're just a force for good who happens to ignore far worse monsters than Maduro when it suits our financial interests?
Force for good? I think we are the biggest fire-breathing Godzilla the world has ever seen, and I like it that way.
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1 minute ago, Crusher said:
Was the food any good?
Did her meth farts affect her coworkers and customers?
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3 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:
Csb I knew a chick when I was in college who would buy Contac cold capsules, dump the contents out and fill them with meth or crank as it was called back then. She’d stick them up her ass while she was at work. I think she’s probably dead by now. And no I didn’t stick MY crank in her ass.
Which restaurant did she cook at?
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4 hours ago, Parliament said:
I've never given out this much pos rep in a CR thread.
Negged.
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7 hours ago, futureman said:
and I want to bring my dog. my family is from east tennessee and I love the smokies but I read that dogs aren’t allowed in smoky mountain natl park.
If you are genetically East Tennessee, you will just take the dog without worrying about the rules, and if somebody makes a fuss, you and the dog will set upon them as a team.
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Mayor's a fake doctor, SWAT is fake army. Even-Steven.
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It's Titus's apartment complex, you just live in it.
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4 hours ago, AUinHsv said:
Know Alabama banned it a few years ago
A little while back, had some overage Bama KAs stage a retro frat bash at a house nearby. Thanks to the topography, we could see and hear most of it. It would be impossible to parody them. I think it was a "Pocahontas" themed party-- the dates (wives?) were puke-skinny fry-blondes with Chihuahua stares and feathers stuck in their headbands, the gentlemen were in various stages of button-down beer-sweat with beer-deafness kicking in early. "HEY MAAAAAN. HEY MAAAAAN. WHUT? I SAID HEYYYYYY MANNNNNNNNN."
My wife, who looks a lot more like Pocahontas than their wives, was outside messing with the grill when one of them shouted (I believe in a discussion about immigration) "HEY WE HAD BROWN PEOPLE WORKIN FOR US BEFORE AN' WE'LL HAVE BROWN PEOPLE WORKIN' FOR US AGAIN," before his slightly sober date spotted the brown girl listening and started cooling the drunks.
Other than that, they're a step up from some folks we had living at that house.
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20 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:
Cons: a bunch of little shitbird KAs who'd never get farther than delivering pizzas without help from mommydaddy. Can't hold their liquor, yet brag about it. Can't even plagiarize without it being childishly obvious. Inhabit a cinderblock cube of a house dressed up to evoke Tara.
Pros: Not a one of them is staring at a phone.
I'm kind of conflicted.
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If I see an enemy army coming from the south, I encourage them to drink from the Rio Grande. Seems like it'd save a lot of time.
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I can do the next 5 pages of this thread in one post:
Poster One: "I hate the post office whenever I go there they fail to address me with deference and tell me I have to put an address on the box then they LOSE IT every time!" [x100 posters]
Poster Two: [putting down pipe after thoughtful pause] "I don't know, Old Bean, I've shipped 14,000 package via the USPS, and they get there quite promptly, sometimes even a day before I mail them." [x 5 posters]
Poster Three: "I delivered a package to your mom."
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3 hours ago, XYZ said:
What the f is going on? I can’t post on surly. The apocalypse is here
I don't blame you. I quit posting here months ago, but my dog hacked my account and kept at it. Loyal creatures my ass.
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3 hours ago, phdhorn said:
This one's easy... way more fat people and their laptops per flight than even 10 years ago. Duh.
fify b/c Look at me So Important Busy Busy Busy Most Important Flunky In Flunkyville Busy Busy!
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4 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:
You're using your own product ?
Hell no. I sell my own product so I can go buy the good shit.
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Y'all are just assuming they took a few rocks from Wales to build Stonehenge. How would you react if I told you the rocks all started at Stonehenge, and they took all those rocks to Wales, except for a few that they left standing in a circle?
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They're knocking all the wings off and retooling them as high-speed trains.
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I give Lego credit-- playing with those bricks as a child gave me the ability to pass lots of math and physics courses.
I mean, sure, I failed those courses, because I stopped doing the homework, but Lego gave me the ability to pass them.
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4 minutes ago, Hate said:
Weird...I had a quasi-mullet in the early 90's
Blood runs true.
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2 minutes ago, Hate said:
That hits close to home as my last name is from the Lorraine region.
Supposedly the last part of Roman Gaul where Gaulish was still spoken. When I hiked through there in the late 90s, every dude had a mullet.
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57 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:
I feel like there is a slight, understated poke at my grammar in there somewhere, but I'm not smart enough to put my finger on it.
No, I liked the repetition. I wasn't poking fun at grammar. Sadly you are probably right. Maybe the hook line could be about the insurance companies putting a tracking chip under our skin "for our own good."
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Nah man. Rehab and a book tour.
Things Not Going Well in Venezuela, 2.0
in Cloak Room
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Imo axe you to spel it "knell".