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RDCanecutter

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  1. I feel comfortable answering the mind-stretching interview questions like "Why are manhole covers round?" (so the Hulk can use them as frisbees) and "What was your greatest challenge, and how did you overcome it?" (Not murdering interviewers, seem to be holding out so far.)

    I am also able to blend into a somewhat infantile office environment where I am surrounded by bloop-bloop sounds and beer kegs, with no need to ever leave the building so long as you feed me in treats.

    If that's not enough, I will also attempt to code something.

    I'll need whatever you're making, plus 10%

    Thank you for this opportunity.

  2. 12 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

    I wonder how the local population feels about their Dictator’s gun confiscation of 2012?

    Military only one with guns. He who controls the military controls the country. 

    History often teaches valuable lesson if you are paying attention. 

    From the photos I saw of Venezuelan military, I'm not sure they control their own guns.

    I mean, they were holding them, in odd and interesting ways. You might be safer if they were aiming at you.

  3. 2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

    As an author (on the side), the best way to make money writing books, is to write a book telling other people how to write best-selling books. 

    How about relationship books allegedly for dudes, that you write so women will buy them for some dude who doesn't read them?

  4. 59 minutes ago, Lobo said:

    There was a great Op-Ed letter this morning in the WSJ on Bretton-Woods/Monetary System/Trump deficits/etc.  Written by a professor from Roanoke College.  I'll try to post it later.  Most of you should read it.  

    Already did, paper copy, because I am old and grumpy and exceedingly wealthy.

    Bottom line was that gold standard is fine until somebody starts acting like a human and flashing the credit card at strippers, then the French say, "Mon Dieu! Your dollar, take eet back, give us some gold, haw haw haw!"

  5. 27 minutes ago, Hate said:

    They prescribed Tylenol with codeine. All it does it makes me sleepy.

    And I’m home now with an ice pack. Thanks all for keeping me company during this.

    Hope you get normal real quick.

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  6. 20 minutes ago, Hate said:

    I’m getting discharged shortly. I actually don’t feel to bed right now. There is still pain when I get up or sit/lay down, but other than that I’m ok.

    Wait til the opioid dreams start. Whatever you last binge-watched on Netflix, you will now get to see on the ceiling of your bedroom, in brighter colors.

  7. Sorry you had to get hernia surgery.

    On the other hand, I am glad you were able to get surgery, instead of sitting in some jungle hut with your guts slipping out, getting pinched, and going gangrenous.

    My dog had to get this done, and she was right as rain soon after. Once you get used to the cone, you'll be fine.

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  8. 9 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

    My point being, there are people in those countries, that have lived there for centuries, that don't look like other people from those countries. The horror.  Shocking. 

    But white is bad. Unless you are a single white boy standing in a dance club and the local girls see you. Then white is bery bery good.

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