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Posts posted by RDCanecutter
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Buy a baby Capuchin monkey and teach it how to jimmy locks and open upstairs windows. Then teach it how to jab hatpins into mannequins' eyes. Then you and your lock-pickin, eye-jabbin Capuchin monkey go on a vacation somewhere out west. Leave your phone at home, and use cash.
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14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
What's the best way to get him out?
The top of the chimney. Otherwise you're getting him in.
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34 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:
Clearly they actually are, but those look like non-cray eyes to me.
Lemme help a brother out:
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I blame this naivete on the post-WW2 nuclear family, styrene plastic model-airplane kits and their requisite glue, as well as Malibu Barbie (who actually should have been good at math class, seeing as how she was modeled after a German prostitute.)
Prior to WW2, people either lived in pestilential tenements/almost-touching shotgun shacks, and possibly spied on each other, or they were well enough off to have servants, who definitely spied. Our great-great-grandparents had sense enough to keep their yaps shut. We must relearn that.
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There may be a real one available that has already been put in a mounting.
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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:
I mean, it depends on what you want to do with the coin later. If you wanted to resell it, its value would be lower from being out in the weather, getting handled, fingerprints, etc. OTOH, since you want to give it to one person to have for the rest of her life, what the hey. Nice jewelry is still nice jewelry.
What if you got her a real one to keep in a case, and a nice replica made into jewelry?
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I know a dude at Stack's Bowers, I can reach out to him and get a name for you to contact if you want.
Mounting in a pendant is a good way to destroy a rare coin, jsyk.
My gut feeling is that there will be a bazillion fakes out there, just like all that Spanish shipwreck money.
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But it's hard to flick the light switch.
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7 hours ago, relapse98 said:
He's been stuck in that building for 7 years. He might not currently be the most mentally stable person.
Imagine how the cleaning lady felt.
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This is why we get the paper versions of both. I can scribble all over the articles, and the editors can't say shit.
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2 hours ago, slorch said:
How long has yours lasted?
I got a year each out of two POS mowers I foolishly bought at Sears. You hit a good solid rock, pipe, or stump, and suddenly they start acting all wobbly and oozing oil.
Don't tell me it's Operater Error. They sposed to be mowers, mow whatever's in my yard. Didn't say they were just for mowing grass.
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On 3/31/2018 at 12:15 AM, cactusflinthead said:
props to workswithseed for this one
Oh hell yeah. I heard this one on a dark desert highway the first night of my move to Mexico, liked to drove off the road laughing.
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4 hours ago, 52-80 said:
Movies: Amazon Prime (doesnt really count) + Netflix (this ones shared)
^^^ This pretty much does it for me.
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1 hour ago, Not a cat said:
How come it takes 3 Polacks to steal a joke? Because they're so darn stupid.
I don't get it.
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3 hours ago, Player said:
Keep your goddamn hands off my joke!
I never postured myself as no three-piece suit read-everything-thoroughly type.
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Oh well. It was cool having 3 pro football teams in Alabama.
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I predict her womb will be a rocky place where his seed will find no purchase.
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I like to watch when ze leetle people fight.
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2 hours ago, irishtexan said:
Take a look at this asshole's stupid face
Eddie Munster had such a bright future.
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This is why I always take the train to Iceland.
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51 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:
and if you have a comal, make tortillas.
And to go Old School Carib, make electrician tortillas.
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Either
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because I think I bought them the same day.
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2 hours ago, EMAWesome said:
Let's say you have an electrician come over to your house and he tries to fundamentally change how much electricity your house uses but manages to blow every fuse in the fuse box and catches your house on fire while trying. Is that a beautiful thing to see?
If your house is on fire, you still have light and warmth.
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23 hours ago, Lagunamadre said:
I stopped spelling it that way once I got to 8th grade.
educational pseudo-intellektual elitist.
Do I have a lawsuit?
in Can You Help Me With This?
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If it's any consolation to the OP, this guy's "success" on social media is probably about as real as Cinderella's Castle at Disneyworld. He's probably still scamming somebody else, and will eventually get prosecuted for bigger things, or robbed and left alone in the corner of the nursing home by his 4th trophy wife and any nose-candy children.