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Dnaguy

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  1. Donald Trump could shoot their dog while Elon rapes their mother and MAGA would start by saying the same thing.
  2. I’m shorting truck nut futures like you wouldn’t believe!!!!!!!
  3. Nah bro. It’s how you get all the hotties.
  4. In a bright spot, those ppl will never be president. Low spot, Donald Trump is not going to give up the Presidency.
  5. This is a down year. I feel with the Abreau $ holding us down and wanting to keep under luxury tax, our only strategy is to hope for our island of Tommy Johned toys to get back to 100% and we strike at least silver on our trash heap finds. Realistically a division win and playoff appearance is what we should be shooting for. A trip to the Division series appearance would be an overachieve. Anything after that would a significant overachieve / lightning in a bottle kind of stuff.
  6. Trying to make light of a dark subject. Getting compensated for PTSD >>>> than dealing with it for free That was my shitty joke.
  7. During a miserable outing to Oprah Mills Mall in Nashville at Christmas I was holding my oldest daughter … maybe 5 months old at the time…. On my lap. Rumble and mortar blast without warning. Shit everywhere. She’s covered. My lap is covered. No extra outfits bc she’s already spit up on them. imagine being in a mall full of fat sweaty southerners during Christmas, covered in shit, with a literal shitty crying infant, and a wife who is tired, hungry, and newly preggers with #2. Hell can’t be any worse than that.
  8. This is a far cry from Army of One and Be all you can be…. But also pretty on point .Why not eventually get paid for your almost assured PTSD and depression that you’ll deal with in your life?
  9. To protect and get served. Thin blew line. seriously though, the interviews were so gold I just couldn’t stop laughing. And some more amazingness
  10. Brother’s got the sads, ptsd, significant shoulder arthritis, ED (or at least the army believes he does), sleep apnea, etc. Finally got to that 100%. Worked hard at it too. Lesser individuals would have folded but he pressed on. Smart in my book. Lives in Missouri, Property taxes frozen, kids go to college for free, and he gets a handicap parking space. Did he work the system? Yes. Did he almost off himself? Yes. Did he use that experience to get legislation passed in his home state to help other veterans not get to his point. Yes. So all in all I have to think he’s a wash as far as karma goes.
  11. My mom has a friend whose whole life has been what I’d describe as a struggle. Super sweet lady though. Kids turned out ok / pretty good. One’s a music teacher who’s husband was a pos, but she’s doing alright. The other is doing well in coaching and education. Married. Husband’s stand up. Had kids…. AND lets her parents live in an in-law suite they built into their house. Friend who lives with younger kid has been sick her whole life. Recently got a liver transplant in the swapping 2 pt conversions OT. Miracle. Well, the reason why she lives with her kid is that her husband who seems like a nice guy can’t hold a job. Dude has been in and out of work as long as I was 2 years old. Anyhow, this guys got a maintenance gig that provides insurance for their $30k pharmaceutical yearly bill. i just found out he was fired bc he called his supervisor an idiot during a heated argument before Christmas. And was walked out. He worked at the … checks notes… YMCA?! I mean… wow. So they’re back to being scared bc she’s about to run out of her 3 month supply of meds she received right before he was shit canned. i say all this bc im damn near 99% sure they voted for Trump. And I feel like they’re about to have some brutal, brutal realities beyond anything they’re ever faced come their way. Thoughts and prayers indeed.
  12. Mein fuhrer. I love what the party is doing! Can I ask one favor though? Marty Feinstein has been doing my family’s books as long as I can remember. Now I’ve heard there’s a shortage of experienced accountants ever since you found that solution of yours but the idea of going and finding an experienced bookkeeper in the middle of a war just seems very difficult right now…….
  13. Dnaguy

    AITH Mega Thread

    I’m no internet expert, but idk if this subject has to be exclusively about one’s asshole to qualify for AITAH But I could be wrong….
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