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SaucyJack

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  1. Trust me, I know people. To a fuckin' person they'll let you know it's a brand new day. This is minor league pro football. All this emo shit is basically posters who don't understand the ground has massively shifted. Let the ground settle, then start your bitching about something you have no idea is taking place.
  2. Teams get better over the course of the season. We lost to Fla on Oct.4 Miami lost to Louisville Oct 17, then SMU Nov. 1. Miami is not he same team today.
  3. He was making those same dumb decisions (rolling dice) early in his career in big games. He had bought and paid for rosters where he had the most talent in the country and lost. He still has the most loaded roster. He rolled the dice on us and won. He rolled the dice tonight and lost. That's not a coach who thinks he can beat you straight up, hence, he gambles. Texas wasn't playing that cash game to the absurd degrees of the SEC, but things are leveling out. DeBoar opened the floodgates on himself too, today. Fire Sark! Hire Golding!
  4. But, he's a human, with human feelings and he needs to be loved.
  5. We can stay in the SEC, schedule OOC like Indiana, and we are in the Playoffs most years (and would have been this year). Some of you fuckers have room temp IQs.
  6. I woke up feeling the cheeziest! Fuck, it's not game day
  7. well, today I learned that seven win Steven is now 9–10 win Steven. I likey
  8. This thread really wants me to. You're a naughty one Saucy Jack You're a haughty one Saucy Jack When the streetlamp gaslight flickers and fails Then you see the last light glinting off the entrails Oh naughty naughty naughty You're a sneaky one Saucy Jack You're a cheeky one Saucy Jack First the whore says "Guv'nor fancy a squeeze?" Next you will be shov'in her down the hole to Hades Oh naughty naughty naughty The scourge of London Town (The scourge of London Town) There'll be no rest till You are a guest of The Crown Naughty naughty naughty You're a ghoulish one Saucy Jack Not a foolish one Saucy Jack Though the peelers track you early and latе Slipping out the back you counter with a checkmatе, nicole
  9. That was me. I made an incredibly stupid sarcastic post to match the incredibly stupid posting in this thread.
  10. Hadn't noticed Kenny Powers as a student.
  11. https://247sports.com/player/james-simon-46134704/ https://247sports.com/Video/james-simon-calvary-baptist-2023-junior-season-highlights-12246340/ By the fall, these highlights will be three years old. I am looking forward to what the weight room has done for him. Sorry about Wisner, but, it's a brave new world.
  12. In your world, how many races are there and what are they? Genuinely curious, as I may have learned this topic completely different from you over the last 50 years. My experience is that most people cannot distinguish between race, ethnicity and nationality.
  13. Yes, star crossed in pleasure the stream flows on by Yes, as we're sated in leisure, we watch it fly And time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me And time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me Time can tear down a building or destroy a woman's face Hours are like diamonds, don't let them waste Time waits for no one, no favours has he Time waits for no one, and he won't wait for me Men, they build towers to their passing yes, to their fame everlasting Here he comes chopping and reaping, hear him laugh at their cheating And time waits for no man, and it won't wait for me Yes, time waits for no one, and it won't wait for thee Drink in your summer, gather your corn The dreams of the night time will vanish by dawn And time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me And time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me No no no, not for me...
  14. Look, all I know is by the time I got to eight maids of milking I didn’t need any more presents.
  15. Sark is really dialed in now. CDC probably walked in and let him have it. "Hey, Sark, WE"RE TEXAS!! Damnit! Sark, I like to think of you like with giant eagle's wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with the Longhorn band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!"
  16. i guess we're stuck then. i'm gonna buy a keg
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