That list does help explain why Tesla drivers are the shittiest drivers on the road, as evidenced by Teslas having by far the highest accident rate of any manufacturer. I think part of it is also the one group you forgot:
5. Teenagers with stupid parents. Likely the same stupid parents who buy their kids e-bikes but don't bother teaching them how to ride safely. The teenagers get a pass, but the parents should be removed from society.
Teslas are some of the least safe vehicles money can buy, despite some of the bullshit safety ratings they lean on. You are more likely to die in a Tesla crash than in any other major manufacturer's vehicles. They kill more motorcyclists and bicyclists than any other manufacturer, and even if they were extremely safe for the driver and passengers (they're not) no teenager should be driving something that can go from 0-60 in under 2 seconds. Fuck every last moron who buys one of these for their kids (or hands over the keys to their used one).
The only manufacturers that can compare in the shitty driver category are BMW, Audi, Mercedes, and Lexus. Lexus can be attributed to the large number of old people who drive them, but it is less clear why the German vehicles are driven so poorly, as they seem to cover a wider age group. Does something about the cars turn people into shitty drivers, or are only shitty drivers drawn to BMW, Mercedes, and Audi? I suspect a certain type of person is drawn to these brands, and based on the way they drive, I further suspect narcissism may be the underlying cause, as these fuckers seem to have zero notions about sharing the road. In any event, Tesla drivers are the worst of all, as evidenced by their top spot for overall car accident rate.