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  1. 2 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

    Anyone who still thinks Whataburger has a better hamburger than either Shake Shack or In N Out is denying reality. Whataburger back in the day used to serve a hot, melty, cheesy burger right off the flat top but that’s not the case anymore. EVERY time I go to In N Out I get a piping hot burger with gooey American cheese, crisp lettuce and tomatoes and a perfectly toasted bun. Same with Shake Shack. Whataburger is a shell of what it used to be and this was the case even before they were sold.

    It's amazing that every Whataburger I get comes with the absolute leftover lettuce, the rinds of iceberg leaves. They must buy that shit by the bagful or something.

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  2. I watched most of this the other night and it seems like I'd seen most of the material before. Hartman was a genius -- I think he's in the Top 3 all-time at SNL. I believe Rolling Stone or Variety did a ranking of SNL cast members and Phil was close to the top. He will always be Bill McNeal to me, though. Just a genius character through and through. I actually thought Lovitz was pretty good when he came on but suffered by comparison to Hartman's McNeal. Along with Jimmy James that's two all-time TV characters on one show with NewsRadio.

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    There is no way a 12-1 Big 12 champ Texas or Oklahoma is left out for an 11-1 secsecsec team that didn't win its conference. I would bet fucking big on that. 


    Agree with this.

    I think our Tigers are headed for an upset loss somewhere in the ACC this year. Something just isn’t right with them at this point. What’s your take? Lawrence sniff too many of his own farts in the off-season? Too much talent lost to NFL?
  4. I know this is getting off topic but you are right.

    Clemson isnt 2018 Clemson. They are top 10 but towards the backside. And not just because mack brown, he is a retard. Clemson just isnt that good compared to last year.

    Ohio state is gonna rape everybody.


    Agree with this. I watch just about every Clemson game (wife is a grad and huge fan) and they’re just off for some reason (NFL attrition, Lawrence appears to have rested a bit on his laurels). They’re still Uber talented but could very easily drop a game in ACC this year. Hell, it’s happened to better Clemson teams in the last 5 years.

    Ohio State looks scary good at this point.
  5. 1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

    When I started the "Fuck you, Mack Brown!" thread on shaggy at the end of the 2010 Iowa State game, I took a lot of negs, and got called out by a lot of posters before the thread got moved to Douchebag Central.

    I was right, of course. I just saw what was happening and said so before all the 3rd chair clarinet posters could comprehend it.

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  6. How the fuck was that on the refs? Those were legit calls. Cooper pushed off. Cooper was dogshit all game long and let Lattimore make him his bitch all night. Got zero separation


    Weird that Lattimore was allowed to drape himself all over Cooper tonight. Nobody else on either side got nearly the same latitude.
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    Howdy Ags ! That wright? I'm dissaponted the way our game terned out Sattirday but my family 1 hellofa grate time in Arkansaw leggen Jerry Jones's backyards and playgroun. This is tha first time weve bin abel to make it to big old Dallas for this game verse such a story porgram as Texum Aggies. My famly owns a roadside jam and jelly stand in De Queen. We live there for like 4, 5 genurashuns. All my cuzzins and in-laws and all that live thare to. It's a really prety place ... you shuld visit won day! Wull, Mama handles the jam stand and Papa makes shur the septic sistem at Camp Ozark up the rode works fine durning summers when al the snoddy rich kids come in for summer camp. (A gud Agg family owns Ozark so we know how wonderfil Aggies can be fore this pass weeknd but the follwin store just reforces it. I think it's in blooded or somethen.) And even tho nun o f us went ot Arkanssas the skool we are hyoooge fans of teh Razorbacks (wooo Pig Sooooooey!!!!). We try too make 1 Razorbacks game a season. We don alwasy get in the stadium but we steel take camper trailr up to Fayetville and tailgate. It's like a NASCAR weeknd in the infield!!!!! Lots and lots of drankin, smokin and genral debotchery!!!! Anywaze there we wuz on Satirday merning in Arlington. We drive the camper all through the night and to the parking lot of the Pappadoze a little after 9. Luckly they were open early becuz of the game. We stufed our feces with so GD much fry seefood we could barrly walk -- and Pappsdeax is a long wya from Jerry's World. Mama is a little overwieigh on acount haveing 13 babys, including me. I'm #8. Well, a good Aggie saw her strugglen to make the walk (we dint wanna try and repark the camper closr to the stadium so we leff it at Pappadoah). Swett was driping off her jowls and signing when it landed on the concreat. Jus as Mama was about to set down on the cuerb to take a brake, one of those bikes with seats in the back rooled up next to us. In the back was a guy with tha most amazing lookeng girl sitting nexst to him. I meen she was HOT! She had big knokers and most her teef. She was warin all brown outfit. She mighta been militant or sumpin. He was decked out in maroon from head to toe -- ATM hat, #12 jersey (saw thoses evaryware ????), jeans, Redwing boots and overalls with the world Howdy and bunch other shit written in huge letters. I think he said his name was Taylor. Well, he sees mama strugglng in the humidity and gratefly offurd up his sets. Wooboy that made Mama (and Papa happyer than a Pig covered in sheeeit! Sooey!!!). Mama was sooo happi she give Taylor and smoke-show girl a big bag full of our most poplur jams and jellies like grape and boysburry an arnge marmelayde (my favrit). They heded off to make it in for kick offed and save are sets. The rest of us childs weere left to make the hike to to the gaem. We met a bunch of nice Aggys durin the walk. Tehy gave us beers and evun offers us handys (????) -- don know that tradishun. When Mama and Papa were way ahead and outta site we wasn't shur eggsactly wich way to go to get to our right intrentz. Some more nice Ags made sure we got heded in the right way. One dood I member was called Billy by his frinds. Good dood. Owns his own soffwere cumpny. Impressnif. Unforchunetly the Hogs were arledy loosin when we get into our sets in sexshun 432. We din't care -- that is the nicess bilding I ever been in. I watch intire game on gigant televishun I ev'r seent!!!! Magine porno on screen lik that!!!!! LOL Unfortunetly the game din't end with the good guys (LOL) winner. It been frorever since we won against ATM. Hay no shame loosn to program calber of ATM. And so long as Jimbo in moron i don think that changes annytime soon. Afer the game ended we wanted to hi t Hooters befor driveing bcak home. One of my sistirs wroks ther. Her name is Lurleen and she hook you up if you shot me you name in privit massage here. We polished off bout 5 duzzen wangs adn sevrel pitchers of Ziggerbock befor loading back up the campr fo rhte long ride home. We had fun and met sum grate Ags. Jus wanned to let you know how class act yall are. Glad y'all git out of BDF and way from Evel GD Shorthorns!!!!! Is all bout SEC baby!!!! I thankin one of us will win SEC champeenship sumday. Prolly yall first do since yall gost Jimbo. Sind me massage and I can return hospality next time any you up in or round De Queen. (Dont firget your Stars and Bars flags and stickers thgouh. That make yu look like lokel.) Good luck rest of season and beat teh HELL out of Alabamama!!!!!!!!) Oh yeah and feck Texasssss!

    I think I found Razorback Chad Briscoe. I'm not sure this is legit.

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