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Hornlover

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Everything posted by Hornlover

  1. Nah, I'll cop to my stupidity here. I just assumed the first picture on Twitter saying "Brian Orakpo in high school" was him, and I went full Katfid.
  2. Oh damn, Twitter lied to me. I knew it was fishy. Fucking Lamar are the Texans, right? Maybe somewhere there's a real picture of Orakpo in high school. He was definitely skinny.
  3. What if I were to tell you that the person in both of those pictures is the same man?
  4. When they release the first CFP standings tomorrow, it will be absolutely hilarious if they just completely leave off Michigan. The schadenfreude would be so deliciously sweet.
  5. Damn you @texifornia. Got my hopes up for a decommitment
  6. Shakier than Jimbo's play calling
  7. I have no idea what this means or if it's supposed to be funny, but it's definitely an affront to @THUJONE
  8. Good first inning. Get Gallen to throw a bunch of pitches, put up a crooked number.
  9. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2y7d57
  10. I think LSU is going to give aggy the Golden Sombrero - Drelon, Weston, Tyanthony, and Bussey.
  11. My wife gives me taco-flavored kisses.
  12. Sure, I'll take unsolicited advice on how not to get divorced from some rando on the internet with a bouncing ass gif for an avatar.
  13. Not bad looking, but when my wife asked "What is that thing" and I told her it was for a donation for Longhorn Football, she rolled her eyes and said "Jesus Christ". I neglected to mention to her that it was a recurring donation. So, in keeping with the Happy Wife Happy Life mantra, I'm going to not flaunt my car decal.
  14. She burned out her nostrils on cocaine like looch?
  15. Posted in the Rangers thread, but I'll cross post here. Zac Gallen pitched against the Rangers twice this year. Won 1, Lost 1
  16. DBacks are starting Zac Gallen in game one. Pitched against the Rangers twice this year. Won 1, Lost 1.
  17. Ideally you pitch Monty game 1, Eovaldi game 2, Scherzer game 3, and then have Gray/Heaney/Dunning finish the sweep in game 4.
  18. I remember the shit out of the Bills Oilers game.
  19. Let's go win the whole fucking thing!
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