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El Squared

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  1. I finally understood the difference between FCB and Kork Herpstreet: Stomach content analysis: FCB is 100% bus station glory-hole semen, while Herpstreet is 50/ 50 ESPN/ $ec jizzum.
  2. Beard the better coach but this year we have the better athletes, who seem to be playing for each other. Great to see. Still no clue whether this is Shaka based success or planetary alignment, but I will allow it.
  3. No, Colt was running for his life much of his 4 years, not a fluke, just a not so great OL.
  4. FUPM pondering which side of the field he wants a lateral pass to go to with game on the line. He is certainly trying to channel another curse with that quote. I sure hope he has used up all the anti-Texas voodoo in his butter fridge.
  5. Its because no one remembers what a real OL looks like....that was 15 years ago. 2009 OL still had Colt running for his life and help end his collegiate career in the NC game.
  6. Maybe Saban Is retiring as HC but coming to ATX to be an analyst on Sark's staff.
  7. That was our last decent OL.
  8. “Take the SARK, pussy!” ©️
  9. And also Dunkin Donuts
  10. Don’t forget the Fleets enema administered by FCB.
  11. Conspicuously absent in this discussion is who Sark will select as bagman, since working with Carroll and Saban he must have some great contacts in the network. We need to play like the rest of them.
  12. Welp- at least we got some glorious BBQ pron out of this thread!
  13. Why don't you go gloat in your prairie schooner tiny home you miserable OU fuck sock.
  14. Futureman is a sock for FCB. That being said<-its unclear why CUM said nothing to diffuse the speculation except that he is also a self absorbed douche. Go do whatever ,Pope, and I give 0 billion fucks whether you succeed or your head explodes from brain spiders or fake panic attacks...as you are : "the coach who cried wolf".
  15. What reasonable person has expectations for UT Football --except that the coach will be excessively paid for whatevr shitshow they produce and their is abosolutely no linkage between performance and production?
  16. You were correct, but I bet you put liquid smoke and mayo on your McRib as part of your rectal feeding routine!
  17. Eating a McRib is an arterial fisting....
  18. I did one of those but made of wood many years ago with my wife . I wanted to save a few bucks instead of having it assembled by the vendor. Asked the vendor how many hours they it would take a “normal “person to assemble it- he said “normal “people don’t assemble it. He was right. We almost got divorced I over the build. kids used it for a few months, then mainly our cat took it over for a place to shit.
  19. Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence is one of David Bowie’s best movies. Melly Clistmas!
  20. A little nightmuzak:
  21. You are the real insider....inside of FCB, until he is inside of you. Not a lot of jealousy from most here about that tho, try Texags for a higher approval rating...
  22. If that isn’t LMITBE*, I don’t know what is! (* LittleManInTheBoatEnergy)
  23. Early 80s ATX
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