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    18 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

    Apparently the mom had been planning on naming her little girl this name since she was a child herself.

     

    makes no damn sense

    mom has probably dreamed of this moment ever since fb was created.  her turn to express fake outrage over her stupid naming decision.  Hope of the thumbs up and likes are worth it.

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  1. 1 minute ago, Red Five said:


    Um... yeah. I’m in.
    “Only $99.99. Get them now before they go up in value. Just like Bitcoin. But bigger and better.”

    throw in free trumpy bear and you have a deal.

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  2. 6 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

      Insert Kevin Spacey GIF from the Usual Suspects.  And like that...poof....gone.  Disingenuous fuks.

    not sure inserting Kevin Spacey into a rape coverup situation in going to be the right call.  just saying.

    Overall the most pathetic of the screen shots from texags was the 'LSU and Alabama are kings.  I would would rather be their jester than play dogs."  Either that is pro level trolling or the pathetic thing to tie a cuck bow around their fandom I have even seen.

  3. 3 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

    Wife (yeah now I'm a bona fide contributor) and I are honeymooning in a few weeks.

    Few months ago she begged me to book a parasailing trip for while we are in Key West.

    Last night we are watching parasailing footage on YouTube and she gets this terrified look and asks "wait, we have to go up in the air???"

    She's afraid of heights. Won't drive over ship channel bridges and has to take xanax to get on a plane.

    Had to remind her that even if the tow boat engine stops the worst that could happen is that we gently land in the water.

    Sent from my SM-G965U using Tapatalk
     

    need her to rewatch the 3rd (?) Jurasic Park movie with the parasailing scene at the beginning.

  4. what if the prize in the cereal box IS a different hat?  double whammy right there.  You have immigrants like that mick leprechaun guy and a count from Transylvania voting as much as they want.  Maybe that gold medal winning decathlete voting once as a man then again as woman. 

  5. 2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

    You know, that MS-13 insurance is making more and more sense to me.  Seriously.  The Trumpkins have demonstrated themselves to be one thing: marks for a con.  In the spirit of American enterprise and can-do spirit, I would feel remiss if I didn't jump on board the train, and con them as well.

    It's the perfect insurance product.  There's close to zero chance that the TARGET market will ever suffer a loss that will pay out (and our policy exclusions will disqualify anyone who has any criminal record of drug or organized gang activity, and will require representations that you are not presently engaged in any illegal enterprise involving drugs or gangs, and any voluntary involvement with either illegal drugs or gangs will disqualify you from coverage), so it will just be premiums in....and no money out.

    And I guarandamntee you at least a million scared olds will send Brisketexan's MS-13 Insurance $19.95 a month for coverage, to provide a financial benefit for their loved ones left behind when MS-13 takes over your town and murders everyone -- and they ARE coming to take over your town and murder everyone.  ACT NOW TO PROTECT YOUR FAMILY.

    can you combine that robot insurance and get a discount?

    imgur

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  6. 42 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

    Crush her brutally until she can compete. 

    My dad did it to me and I hated it, but just a few years ago I thanked him for this strategy because it made me who I am today... then I killed him...

    9/10 should have added '...checkmate' at end for full points.  Maybe a CSI sunglasses coming down gif

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