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gyroprotagonist

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  1. 28 minutes ago, retread said:

    "Word is a new caravan is forming. Everyone's talking about it."

    we can send our recalled troops from the ME to the mexico boarder.  win/win

    on a side note, can Dodge not come up with a tie in for their mini van?  never heard so much talk about a caravan in my life.

  2. 22 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

    My angel just got done spraying a whole fucking can of Pam all over our kitchen.
    Asked the sonofabitch why, “it’s your fault for leaving it out so I could get it Daddy”

    That got the spanking more than the mess.

    Lil asshole.

    A scorpion asks a frog to carry it across a river. The frog hesitates, afraid of being stung, but the scorpion argues that if it did so, they would both drown. Considering this, the frog agrees, but midway across the river the scorpion does indeed sting the frog, dooming them both. When the frog asks the scorpion why, the scorpion replies that it was in its nature to do so.

    scorpions gonna scorpion.

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    18 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

    Apparently the mom had been planning on naming her little girl this name since she was a child herself.

     

    makes no damn sense

    mom has probably dreamed of this moment ever since fb was created.  her turn to express fake outrage over her stupid naming decision.  Hope of the thumbs up and likes are worth it.

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  3. 1 minute ago, Red Five said:


    Um... yeah. I’m in.
    “Only $99.99. Get them now before they go up in value. Just like Bitcoin. But bigger and better.”

    throw in free trumpy bear and you have a deal.

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