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Blanton

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  1. Blanton replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    No, none of the 5* and 4* caliber players would put up with his asshole schtick. Patterson is a complete and utter cocksucker and he inspires his players under fear. Fuck that noise.
  2. This is true, they got exposed a bit in the Big12 CCG against corn with Suh...then Bama. No, our offensive line in 2009 was solid in pass protection and god-awful in run-blocking. "Exposed" is going out on a limb considering Suh should've won the Heisman over Ingram (second to Colt, obviously). Hell, they held up pretty decently in the national championship game going up against probably the best front 7 in the nation. That run we had in 2009 could go down as one of the best examples of playing beyond your potential.
  3. You and Jon Hamm get fucked up together back in the day?
  4. We did it.
  5. Awesome, well I'll be at the 5k tomorrow and hopefully it goes well.
  6. Blanton replied to Slacks's topic in Football
    No. A hero in our waning moments...when all hope appears lost, and we have but one savior to look to for guidance. An almighty entity that goes by the name of...snacks.
  7. Blanton replied to Chico_SA's topic in Football
    let’s go runners!
  8. That’s the honest to god truth. We typically fielded a team that could beat any other team in the country, but we couldn’t beat OU. i swear to God, Texas could’ve easily beat any BCS bowl team in the 2000-2009 era. Man, it’s a shame because if we were in another conference, we would’ve played in so many meaningful bowl games and/or national championships. TL;DR FUCK OU
  9. What’s funny is that if it wasn’t for OU we’d be a glorified AAC. Sorry but not sorry.
  10. This is beautiful.
  11. Blanton replied to Slacks's topic in Football
    Rise, snacks, rise! we are going to win
  12. Blanton replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Long but good
  13. Blanton replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    This guy gets it
  14. Went and looked back at the record and jesus that's depressing
  15. I agree. I also think if we can beat USC, we could get a crowd similar to 2012 West Virginia game that is engaged and brings some enthusiasm.
  16. He was very unlikeable if you followed his recruiting/high school football career. His family made sure Mack wouldn't recruit any other quarterbacks in addition to ensuring Garrett had the path to QB1 with the least amount of resistence. Dude emodied the LT model of disguising player potential with their system.
  17. TCU beating Ohio State would hopefully give us a Top 10 Horned Frogs team coming into Austin. That should hopefully get the crowd on its goddamn feet and beat these cocksuckers after so many years of humiliation.
  18. Alright, Texas is playing for its 900th program win this Saturday at DKR against USC. Currently, Texas is 3rd on the list of all-time wins in college football, with Ohio State ahead of us at 900. We might not be competing for championships this year, but Texas sure as hell can solidify its position in the record books as one of the most successful programs in the history of college football. There is most definitely something to root for here on Saturday when the 'Horns take the field. Tom Herman is not bigger than the program (Mack thought he got close but destroyed any notion of that in his last 4 years) and we still need to win regardless of who's at the helm. We are going to win
  19. I wonder if Levi is as much of a douchebag as his brother?
  20. A shot of syrup isn’t gonna kill anyone, Jesus Christ. This would be great for OL in high school. Hell, just for like freshman or JV players, it would be awesome to get some recognition for a good play.
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