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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. With their OL he's going to take a pounding, my dude.
  2. In other words, they've given up any hope of landing him. How far down the looch list has he dropped? He's on the "Second 44", aka the BDF scraps, rejects, and miscreants list.
  3. Sydmill Harris and Chris Simms (they were suite mates, too).
  4. TIL that I'm an elite supermodel-banger.
  5. I thought the chapter "Great Success in Omaha" was a bit brief.
  6. i remember asking Kenny Vaccaro and Marquise Goodwin if they were "in" and South Austin's mom said "they sure are".
  7. Sitting B12 coordinator. That's the kind of power move that Jimbo makes all the time with his hires.
  8. I was going to mention PV, and then saw the word "peers.
  9. He went from being the #1 recruit in the nation to not even being the top suspended player in the incoming aggy class.
  10. Chris O once defeated an entire team of mini-Ditkas. He then impregnated their full-sized and very attractive wives.
  11. Chris O once collided with Jack Tatum near the goal line and still scored. Several years later Tatum died prematurely at age 61.
  12. She used to work in New Mexico, her street name was "Carlsbad".
  13. Best college job was sperm donor. $40 twice weekly. In a related field, South Austin's mom was a banker.
  14. Seems like the first quarter of a Phlegm post.
  15. White Sands is a relaxing place for a 3 or 4 hour hike in the afternoon. You can also swing by the nearby Trinity Site which is great for cookouts after dark.
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