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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. I'm pretty sure that any time the QB's helmet comes off in a hit like this that there's going to be a targeting call. Regardless of perceived intent, it happened and was a dangerous shot.
  2. My professional recommendations: 1. Get the pacer, as planned 2. Learn to do deep breathing exercises; excellent for almost immediate stress relief in really bad situations (patient coding in ER, on the battlefield, etc) 3. Turn off the fucking TV on Saturdays this fall
  3. I think we're Anna Karenina and Mack, Charlie, and Herman are driving that train, Grateful Dead-style.
  4. Rod Serling says to step off, you'll be much happier.
  5. I was wait-and-see until today's "press conference".
  6. I feel like Dostoyevsky's The Idiot for believing this year would be different from any other recent year.
  7. Steal Lincoln Riley from the cock-gobblers. Possibly cripple their program while strengthening ours.
  8. I realize it's pretty unlikely to happen, and I know he's a cock-gobbler, but I wish we could money-whip Lincoln Riley. Or at least hire the master-gobbler himself as a consultant and have him tell us who to hire.
  9. But she's blown too many big ones to count.
  10. I'm starting to realize that TH isn't playing 4-D chess with a couple of extra queens on his side.Either that, or he's setting up USC, TCU, OU (twice), WVU, KSU, et al with a serious rope-a-dope, long-game strategy play.
  11. Hopefully there’ll be a big wildfire, too. Less painful that way.
  12. No offense to the great Barry Manilow, but it was a reference to "I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man, oh my Lola"
  13. Don't know why I'm so disappointed, then. The first 3 victories over them are much more relevant than the two recent losses.
  14. Maryland is 1.000 against us. They're only sub .500 against all the other teams.
  15. Bring me your shirt. Need to go the toilet and I want to wipe my ass with it.
  16. I'll be watching the US Open next weekend with a clear conscience.
  17. Do we have the 3rd down defensive penalty call in our playbook? If so, would be nice to see Beck dial it up a few times a game.
  18. This team has less heart than the Tin Woodsman and the poor bastard that got picked on by Mola Ram.
  19. Worked for Charlie, too, when he replaced Watson after a full season plus one.
  20. Different board than last year, but same comments due to Beck, et al.
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