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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. Penile gangrene. It’s your call on whether you want to go on as an amputee.
  2. Malignant vaginitis, some other shit he picked up from South Austin’s mom
  3. Glad you didn't post any pics of that sweaty fat ass.
  4. If Beck doesn’t run Sam into the line, we’ll take Saban and Bama in the championship game.
  5. I like Swoopes, too, but Maid Marian would've been a better QB.
  6. I kind of expect everyone on the other sideline to burst into flames, Carrie-style.
  7. ctj is the biker and satya the cute little bunny.
  8. I recall Hamm's glorious 0-for-15 on recruits a few years back. What's his 0-for-jobs number?
  9. I thought you always went after wascally wabbits, not puddy tats.
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