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The Hot Dog Buffet

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  1. Yeah, it's the scene right after he goes to the grocery store and decides to not buy a pork butt because he doesn't think a butt would taste very good.
  2. I'd say it's a wonder these people are able to function, but based on his posts, it doesn't sound like he is functioning very well right now.
  3. His intelligence is somewhere around the median American's.
  4. Trump has never stepped foot in any museum.
  5. I have never met a single Trump voter who believed that tariffs were going to raise prices. And yet half the country voted for him. Half of the people living in this country are too fucking stupid to understand that adding a tax to something increases its price.
  6. Hey, you don't know me but you don't like me
  7. I don't think he can sell a pardon to his base very well. He might be stupid enough to do it, and his base does always find new lows, but I really don't think he can set her free without losing some voters.
  8. It's not like she got a COVID vaccine or something.
  9. That's wild. I'd say that it's a good thing that a couple of the officers were injured, but they are probably lying about that just like they tried to lie about firing shots at the vehicle at first.
  10. I'm not sure how this country is supposed to ever be functional again with these people living in it.
  11. How and why did they let the kid get a shot off?
  12. We should all be following this brave man's lead.
  13. It's hard to villainize billionaires because almost nobody has ever encountered one. People see brown and gay people all the time.
  14. No, they hate Cletus even more than we do. They will fuck him over and then compensate by making it harder for everyone else to vote. Cletus will continue voting for him anyway, assuming he can afford to miss an hour at the Apple factory.
  15. To me, it's more about how these guys truly believe they are going to end up in heaven. Take a guy like Trump, and he doesn't really believe any of this stuff exists, so he'd be more shocked that there is a God after all. But thinking about Mike Johnson calmly walking up to the pearly gates with a big smug smile on his face, only to be informed that he probably should have read the sections of the bible that have Jesus in them, is just so satisfying to me.
  16. I think it would work alright if the House had double the seats.
  17. I really hope that heaven is real, so that people like Tim Scott and Mike Johnson can get told they aren't getting in after they die.
  18. God, I wish it was.
  19. AI always screws up the most basic things. It got the hand placement right, but it forgot to draw the bag of dicks in Bob's hands.
  20. Yeah, but they don't use Gobelin machinery in the apparel biz. Sukenon is the industry leader.
  21. It's funny because if Harris would have won, we probably would have seen the market continue the same trajectory it had with Biden and the Fed would have cut rates 2 or three times by now.
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