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ztejas

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  1. Yeah I watched that very recently and thought he was fantastic. I think part of the film's charm is that he doesn't look like a typical hit-man but that's who he is through and through. Like he just wound up in the wrong line of work.
  2. https://youtu.be/OHBaoJgGTXc?si=QBO1n3iZ6L9lvEeM
  3. I wanna get a look at him at catcher first.
  4. This is messageboardgeniuses material.
  5. Just now leaving work but I'm astounded to hear that PB almost dropped a fly ball.
  6. Usually "I want to stick my dick in it" is my first thought.
  7. Hairs don't bother me that much. Unless it looks particularly pube-y.
  8. I wouldn't read into his performance last night very much. He looked tired and just... off. Denver was also targeting him on both ends. I posited to my dad that maybe the Austin allergies were bothering him. I know he had at least one flare-up earlier this season and our pollen counts are no joke right now.
  9. I would be stunned if the Texas baseball lockeroom hasn't been fiercely Christian since its inception. And mandatory Bible study wouldn't fly at Texas but I'm sure he could get over it. Being a faith-based Christian just isn't a turnoff for most baseball players. Especially in the SEC.
  10. I was across the street watching the Spurs get their ass kicked instead.
  11. The defense was the canary for me. I can be patient with a team to come around pitching and hitting-wise or find their groove later in the season but if you come out playing like dogshit in the field the reality is that you probably just aren't very good. Crappy fielding teams don't turn into good fielding teams halfway through the season.
  12. I don't think these guys are gonna need any help losing from dugout curses.
  13. He's great in both Shooter and The Other Guys.
  14. ztejas

    USMNT 2024

    You can fuck around up there in Iceland with it's high quality of living and breathtaking natural scenery, or you can get on a plane to Columbus, Ohio and do something that actually matters.
  15. Maybe Pop will retire at halftime. He can take Keldon Johnson with him.
  16. God dammit it's going to be a fucking shitshow down there tonight with the Spurs game and SXSW. Didn't even think about Texas playing baseball tonight.
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