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ztejas

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  1. Let's just move on to G2 if this crew is going to call of this gay shit for Shai. Fortunately the ball isn't lying so far.
  2. Weak fucking call. Cmon.
  3. I'm not sure this is the right thread for this because we aren't drafting the fucker - but I was reading a mock yesterday that said he was 6'10" and I had no idea and figured it was a typo. For a second I was like "oh okay I get why he's consensus #3". But yeah that's not exactly 6'10". It's still 2.75 inches on Tre but his wingspan is only a 2.25 more. Edgecombe is 6'4.0" w/o shoes but has just a 6'7.5" wingspan. I could see them going in any order 3-5 tbh. The mock I was reading had Kneuppel 5th over Tre fwiw which would be a huge fucking mistake but it is the NBA draft.
  4. "I dont see one person without their t shirt on" Wow. So proud of them! Do they get a special pizza party now?
  5. Could be trivial or non-trivial depending on the circumstance. I'd say largely trivial but very irritating. The effort to give it to you with a full tank is (likely) very minimal compared to the effort to either have them right the situation there or right it after you return it 🤷 Guessing that's a fairly big tank - I mean that could be like $100 of gas depending on where you are.
  6. Because you're worried that the cow might murder you in your sleep if you don't.
  7. It feels like 8 no-brainers then pick 2 of Wade, AI, Dirk and KG. Kawhi probably deserves a shout as well but he's had such a strange career. Everyone else mentioned has at least one MVP save Wade. Just depends on what you're valuing I guess.
  8. Did he smash the bus boy's face into a car windshield?
  9. I don't think that's even close.
  10. Would definitely be one of these 3 for me. Also not sure I'd leave Dirk off 🤷
  11. That's kind of a big if, though. I mean you could say the same thing about Divencenzo's shooting from 3.
  12. We wound up getting a motel room. She's giving men another chance. I told her to keep the shirt on.
  13. Well yes that was kind of the joke. It was still surprising.
  14. Partial ownership of the show Jesus fucking Christ what a psycho 😂
  15. I saw a CC Fever shirt in Bastrop, Texas today. In case anyone is wondering how big she is. Yes it was being worn by a butch lesbian but that's not the point.
  16. I obviously like the Wolves and may have a few bucks on them but the OKC dick-sucking just feels a little tired. They looked very beatable for a lot of the Denver series but as soon as they get G7 everyone is right back to "these guys are awesome and they're winning the Finals". They should be the favorite and if you gave everyone equal odds I'd take OKC to win but I'm not handing them a title until I see how they look after Minny punches them in the mouth. Because it's going to happen.
  17. Wemby sporting cornrows looking like he's been in the weight room. League fucked.
  18. I'm not sure that's fair to the people working at Popeye's.
  19. Of those not mentioned, Josh Turner is a good wildcard.
  20. One of my Dallas uncles offered to buy everyone tickets if we came up for a game so me and my oldest brother are going to drive up from Austin for game 5. (assuming no one gets swept) Never been to a playoff hockey game. Looking forward to it.
  21. They'd be special to you if he was black. He's about to set the league on fire. Dallas stumbling ass-backwards into him is crazy.
  22. There is no "other side". There is no debate to be had. Paul George is a lunatic for making that comment and probably racist. For you to then try and hold water for him is insane. Have you fucking watched this kid play basketball? I mean even your Pippen comp is hysterical. You think Ace Bailey projects to be better than Scottie Pippen? What the fuck are you talking about.
  23. ztejas

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    Anyone else do this? Kind of pseudo-gambling for a Texas resident. I've been having a little success just messing around with it and jumping on all of the promos/free money shit that they hand out. It's basically all player props and you have to pair them for parlay type bets but the payouts are good when you hit. I went 3/3 today - two of these were promos. The WNBA one was a free $10 bet whose winnings went into my "promo" balance so I can use it to make plays but I can't cash it out. The Jokic over 0.5 points was a freebie they gave. The other one was just $5 I threw out there. Just curious if anyone else messes with this - if so we could post ideas/picks in here or I can just post what I'm doing if anyone wants to tail.
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