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ztejas

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  1. This is such a brave comment that saves America from Elon TRUMP (sorry - meant to type Musk) and I really respect you for sharing it.
  2. I fucked your mom last night.
  3. Maybe the pain gave him focus. Gave him strength.
  4. Fuuuuck I forgot he won it last year. Been watching on mute. Two Players is a fucking legit career stamp.
  5. I think this is my favorite hole in golf.
  6. Scottiford not out of the woods just yet.
  7. Copped him a cybertruck. Love Marquise. Great Longhorn.
  8. 5 back to start the day cards a 64 and is in the clubhouse with a 1 shot lead. Reminds me of some shit Rory would do.
  9. FUUUUUCK I thought that was going in!
  10. ztejas

    USMNT 2024

    He's quick and smart as shit. He honestly has a little Messi in him - that nose for the ball and goal when he's playing off ball. He's nowhere near the talent Messi is but they're both small guys that see the pitch well and wind up in the right places at the right times.
  11. They make great phones. 🤷
  12. That explains why I've felt suicidal all weekend.
  13. I'd be happy with either X or Scottie winning. Two guys that are easy to cheer for.
  14. ztejas

    USMNT 2024

    We're witnessing the birth of our first Euro superstar. I think we all wondered if a young kid would come along and break through - turns out that kid was already here. TWENTY. For fucking MILAN.
  15. THE FLOOD IS COMING MUTHAFUCKAS They're setting this shit up so fucking well. Gonna have John, Maake and Arbiter vs the flood in a later season.
  16. I'm just tryna get fucked up and play runescape.
  17. Bro how much mescaline are you on right now.
  18. Post a track where - halfway through - you realize or have realized - holy shit this is amazing. I'll start: This isn't "post the best song you've ever heard" or "post your favorite song ever" this is - "Post a song where, when you were fucked up, you realized how great it was and wanted to listen to it on repeat for 48 hours"
  19. I don't know why but I don't like this Clark dickhead. Need X to take this home tomorrow.
  20. Which I started, tongue in cheek, to combat the fire RT sentiment. I don't think you're making the point you think you are. O'Dowd is so fucking far down the list of problems for this team.
  21. Which is hysterical considering we have a "Fire Rodney Terry" thread burning through pages but "Fire David Pierce" apparently hurt people's feelings.
  22. I'm down. Think I came 2nd to Derk last year?
  23. They might have something with SAS, Wilbon and Bob Meyers. Need to dial the yelling down a bit.
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