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Kermit

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  1. If we’re just shitting all over Bill’s career by having (insert middling player’s name here) ranked higher, why not Shareef Abdul-Rahim? Why not Derrick Coleman? Shawn Kemp? Fucking Rasheed Wallace. That guys claim go fame is being on the poster for two of the greatest shots in NBA history (spoiler: he didn’t take them).
  2. You know what, I believe him.
  3. This has been an incredibly entertaining game. I don’t want compliment anyone for fear of the Kermit jinx.
  4. Streameast seems to work some of the time.
  5. Ask Steve Bartman how Chicago behaves.
  6. Man drafted extremely well and built a dynasty around Mike. His cardinal sin was not getting along with Basketball Jesus and Phil, and trying to combat Jordan’s constant bullying with comments to the press. If anything, last night finally shone a light on him in a positive and sympathetic way.
  7. I think I passed out somewhere around the third quarter from orgasmic pleasure induced by multiple dunking.
  8. Our future ROY is too good for us to tank like that. We have to start a forward at PG, play Branham, and pretend Doug Mulroney can still hoop.
  9. I’m just floating this based off a fucking tweet (Matt Moore) but would you guys be cool trading for Trae Young?
  10. Jodh Giddey is +46 in their game with Portland, which is probably about 30 more than he prefers.
  11. We had White and Murray on the team, but you are still correct. Very, very correct. And I love Devin Vassell.
  12. Don’t look at the Primo and Luka drafts.
  13. What never comes up during conversations about the Spurs Duncan era run is the excruciating and painful losses. The worst losses in the history of the NBA. No hyperbole. Fucking Derek Fisher. So to add to your list… - Time Machine ride to 2013 where a Spurs fan chosen at random in a lottery gets to run and punch Ray Allen in the balls as he’s shooting the infamous three. That has to be included in the trade.
  14. I would not do well as a famous man with money in Miami.
  15. Their coach legit scares me. Nothing more terrifying than an angry Serbian. Maybe a positive pregnancy test.
  16. I love Dejounte, but there ain’t no way the Hawks are getting fleeced twice.
  17. And tried to make it sound like people were blaming Steph’s leadership. This clown-ass motherfucker.
  18. Shoot the goddamn ball Victor. Jesus Christ, man. Stop fucking deferring.
  19. And just like that, it’s a six point game. Goddamn rollercoaster games.
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