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Kermit

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  1. That was Rachel Nichols, sir. And a bunch of Brazilian prostitutes in Barra da Tijuca during the Olympics. The man is a prolific cocksman.
  2. Grant fucking showed up after the game too. Didn’t pull a Dillon Brooks. At least the motherfucker was playing hard, trying something. Second Row Joe has got to be the funniest, most devastating nickname Bill Simmons has breathed into existence. Goddamn, that’s rough. Nice knowing you, Joe Mazulla.
  3. Goddamn, I fucking hate Mark Jackson.
  4. Yes.
  5. Wait, it’s a conspiracy to help the Spurs? Thanks Adam Silver!
  6. Never change San Antonio. Where’s the one with the big girl twerking on the truck?
  7. Fuck, fuck, fuck, this is nerve-racking.
  8. Scoot with the $2 bills; a little young for the club?
  9. Man, they are sucking this dude hard.
  10. Fuck all that.
  11. Uh, I have a theory…
  12. I was pleating, Slacks. I mean joking. I was joking. He’s clearly a top 5 player on the Celtics.
  13. Jason Tatum is pretty good at this basketball thing. Not top 5 though.
  14. You can’t blame this shit on anyone but Dumbass at this point. He’s been given every chance, every opportunity, but proceeds to diarrhea shit all over it. Fuck this wannabe gangster. Best thing he can do for the NBA is shoot his dick off at this point.
  15. Well boys (and possibly one or two other genders), we’re two days away. How are we feeling? Me, I’m stressed. Can we possibly secure another generational talent with the number one pick? Or do we get another headcase from Alabama?
  16. Well, catastrophic knee and achilles injuries will do that.
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