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BigSwingingD

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  1. Ovaries on the table... If one of you surly bastards gets a photo of gram ma ma in her bonnet at the pyle field and posts it...I will personally buy the 100 gallon vat of lube for Jizzbo Baggins. In fact, I will personally deliver it. I may need LonghornFrenzy or Randolf Duke to ride shotgun.
  2. Yeah, Turdville is alot like SoCal. Something tells me 2020 is going to be glorious. Someone please fire up the Gofund Me for a 100 gallon barrel of lube. Looch is gonna need it. I'm good for a hunsky.
  3. I appreciate that Biz. An honest, semi-rational aggy. I gave you rep. A 2%er who obviously avoided the Jizz Jar. Good for you. Stay strong! It's when you all cluster (as an astute shagster pointed out) that you go off the rails. As for Bevo sodomizing you...that can be arranged. All you have to do is win and let the SEC powers not puss out and play us. Hala Balu Canek Canek.
  4. EJs supehero edit already exists. Not sure if hes's Ace or Gary.
  5. This ^^^^. Awesome post. We have come a long way from Watson and Gilbert.
  6. Hard to beat the SEC SEC SEC Jizzjar...but Just think how good The Predator would have been if he started and finished with Orlando and McKnight.
  7. Let me fix this for you. We would like to butter Kate's face.
  8. Throw this back in chin pubes face when he whines about us going national...look at what the great Jizzbo Baggins just said, "We hit 8 different states total. We want to get all of the Texas guys we can but you have to brand yourself nationally and get the best players added to your team." Its just fine if your SEC SEC SEC, but its a problem if your Herman/Texas? Fuck you loochi.
  9. This. Plus a solid win against ousux and a absolute beat down of SEC SEC SEC powehouse Georgia. I can see why they are pissed...eyeroll gif. You listen to chin pubes to remind yourself of the aggy inferiority complex. Poooor aggy.
  10. Should we all pitch in for a #nontraditional gift...a Heron Preston strap on and a 50 gallon barrel of lube? That would help get us to 1000 fo sure. Shes actually really cute. Nice work EJ. Thought for sure he was marrying a dude.
  11. Thanks guys. Basically a big FU to aggy. Got it. No wonder chin pubes hates his ass. Love it.
  12. Interpretation please. I'm GenX..I got nothing here.
  13. "The Hamm Effect" - when one well defined douche thinks thinks another proven douche is an even bigger douche. Very similar to when one orca fat chick thinks another orca fat chick could stand to lose a few pounds. Professor SydneyCarton was the first to memorialize this unique phenomenon.
  14. Please someone screenshot these for aggypedia. Almost as good as the 50 gallon barrel of lube which we should fire back up.
  15. Good find satyanash. I like how rudderrag points out that Herman mocks other players and conveniently forgets how Jizzbo treats his players...by grabbing their facemasks and embarrassing them on regional tv. You know...ruff, tuff, real stuff. Think Jizzbo's got a little anger problem? Think that might be the reason Candi banged some college boys? Hmmm. Mrs. Herman seems to support her husband. Shes all in. Its telling, really. Dont know how to post a picture of Jizzbo assaulting Dodson. Somebody help me out. Which coach would you want to play for? aggy...delutional
  16. "aggy didnt lose...they just ran out of recruiting ranking" Rinse and repeat.
  17. Please tell me one of you glorious bastards are putting these on aggypedia. Classic.
  18. Do i spy a black braclet w yellow lettering on right hand? Surly Sleuths get on it. Report back STAT.
  19. 3 years ago the loss of Powell would have set the Shago'surly on fire. Think about the QBs today. Thank God. Herman has the QB room lined out. Hook'em
  20. This guy is Lincoln's best friend and spiritual advisor. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7809154/leaked-sex-tape-buddhist-monk-drug-gay-orgy-temple-taiwan/
  21. Forbes - that's some world class financial research. Fuck Forbes. Do some homework assholes. Get your Bachelors degree. Get your Masters. Or get your PhD. But most of all fuck aggy.
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