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Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!

UpperWestside

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  1. That he called that a top three movie for him is funny. He must’ve watched only three movies this year. I did enjoy the movie. It was funny and it did what it was supposed to do. I like Jack Black and Paul Rudd. It was a stupid fun movie, but fun nonetheless.
  2. If he wanted to keep it real he’d be in the Sunny South at Annie Mae’s if that place is still open and he’d finish the night somewhere in the Four Deuce neighborhood shooting off a few rounds while yelling out “F the police.”
  3. Probably both and they'll do it with a nose full of coke.
  4. Wait until you get Chrispy’s current iteration, one in which it looks like he used to make actual posts going back to 2022. I think his current handle is Vegas64 as that is the one made three years ago. It was not hard to figure out it was him when he posted about an interaction with a billionaire where he had to prove to himself something odd. Easily the strangest person this side of the gru chatbot.
  5. Seyfried’s acting in this was pretty good. Sweeney was, well, she did what her fans want to see. She got naked and that’s about it. Her acting in Christy and Eden was actually good. The only part of this where her acting was above par was when she was angry in the 2nd half of the film. I hope for her sake she finds some way to be in movies where she doesn’t have to get naked for anyone to show up and watch it because hoo boy she is not going to age well.
  6. When you are starting a Make-A-Wish QB this stuff happens. I would have been shocked if he ended his career in any other fashion than how he did.
  7. Watched about 15 or so plays. That was enough for me. Manny Diaz still runs nothing defensively despite that being his side of the ball. Sims is out, 35 other guys didn’t play today, but mainly Sims is done. Thanks for one final backbreaking INT before you begin your nondescript career that never involves football again. Hope 2026 brings a Division 1 caliber offensive line and perhaps a transfer QB that understands how to consistently throw the forward pass. Dillingham squeezed just about all he could from this team so no complaints with him.
  8. That community college arts degree really gave that bio some added cred.
  9. Of course he’d do it today. No complaints. Set some records on your way out. Nice to see points on the board before halfway through the 2nd quarter.
  10. I didn’t even get a chance to get my line setup yet before the good guys scored on an 83 yard drive.
  11. I am really pumped up for this one. I mean not only is Gary Danielson going to the horse glue factory, but the Jeff Sims Experience mercifully ends as well. I will celebrate by watching a few minutes of the game while fishing this morning out here. Maybe the kid from Columbus/Benjamin gets to play since all the upperclassmen are injured or off to the NFL. It’d be awesome to see some vintage Manny Diaz run defense today against a QB that only excels at running.
  12. I am contemplating getting an ocean kayak again so that I can get out and fish further from shore. Right now getting further from shore involves swimming out 200 yards or so and dropping the bait, usually mackerel or baby squid. I enjoy swimming so that is okay with me. Still would like a fishing kayak again though so I can sit and fish on top of them.
  13. I think Udoh is staying for his senior season so he should get the chance tomorrow to see significant carries with Raleek Brown heading to the draft. Since Manny Diaz is the head coach he could have a really big game and that would be a good springboard for him heading into next year. We can’t throw the football with Sims so line up and run the triple option against Duke to make the game fun.
  14. Saw him in a movie a week or so ago. Looked like a completely different person. It took me a minute to recognize him.
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