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2 hours ago, Cashcar said:
Very true...Derpyhorndog is completely MIA after CTJ PMād him. Either CTJ is part of the Urban cover up or his dick pick freaked outĀ Derpy
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2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:Ā
2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:Then CTJ said he just needed to talk planes with derpy. And said we were reading too much into it. Urban is happening!!!!!
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2 hours ago, UncleBuck said:oh fuck, I forgot about that.Ā
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2 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:Derpy was spilling the beans so CTJ sent him the PM version of the Ring video....
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2 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:The derpy Mcderpster is still around and I have not silenced or killed the poor bastard. I gave him info on a different plane altogether and he's put in some fucking work, but it has revealed nothing new of consequence. But when/if they travel for interviews again, we'll be ready.Ā
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2 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:
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Air is a fluid like water.Ā I'm not sure ,but If we had any hydraulics experts on here maybe they could confirm.Ā I'm just speaking from pilot perspective.
Iām in hydraulics.Ā
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1 hour ago, XYZ said:
āHappyā???
Of course Iām scared. You think Iām reluctant because Iām happy?!
52 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:Haha, no worries. Whether your posts are straight truth or complete bullshit, I enjoy your content. Perhaps one day we can race in a 40 yd dash.
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Winner gets a bottle of bourbon (not that Jack Daniels garbage)
I pulled a day trip to Austin and back today. Had a meeting with a firm weāre closing on. Had a little extra time and scouted out some sprint areas near the stadium. Iām gearing up for the Surly 40-Off the first game of the 2021 season. Iām also pondering reconnecting with some of my boys from the Dena in the inevitable event that hornfromdallas or whatever the fuck Carl goes by now shows up with his buddies from Primerica in order to jump me. Should be a great time.Ā
Also, JackĀ is for once youāre bombed. Any pro knows this. Iām on Knob Creek Rye for a Manhattan tonight. Jack is for bad weekends and miserable occasions. I am playing golf with @SydneyCartonĀ on Friday, so that should qualify. Especially if that fucker brings skoal.Ā Ā
13 minutes ago, stork642 said:If anyone knows where the post is and can repaste it or link it,Ā Iād appreciate it. I found one from another site but nothing here.Ā
6 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:Guess Michelle didn't realize it's impossible to open a pressurized jet door at FL 320. It takes over 1/2 a ton pressure per square foot. You would need to be drunk or stoned to attempt that!
Iāve seen the documentary called āPassenger 57ā, and I donāt believe youāre correct based on that data.Ā
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1 hour ago, KYHorn said:
Yes, thanks to your (apparently drunken) ramblings
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1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:I believe you're the one that told this story earlier in the thread
Easy, easy! I canāt remember where I posted that.Ā
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10 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:
I wonder if the "getting committed" part should have happened if she really did try to open the hatch on a plane at cruising altitude like the story goes. LULZ
Is this one public now?Ā
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3 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:
Dude are you OK? Did someone take over your login?
We should totally keep posting like weāre familiar. It always works out super well.Ā
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1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:
mon calamari are squid
squid are not reptiles
here's laura branigan:
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1 hour ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:Eh, never thought she was all that hot. Raquel Welch was way hotter and for much longer. Raquel was freaking incredible for at least 3 decades.
āWell if she isnāt as hot as Raquel Welch, sheās fucking trash!ā
What in the fuck is going on here? You just created, like, the only beauty contest Lynda Carter could lose. I find this take and maneuver offensiveĀ on a deeply personal level. I mean, Sarah Jessica Parker stealing my dogsā food and snacks kind of personal. Pull yourself together. Ā
1 hour ago, CHIEF said:Anyone else hereĀ that would have tittyfucked her dusty, dirty tits in Quigley Down Under, besides me?
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She killed her kid, man. Youād roll with her after that kind of darkness? Tom Selleck basically had no choice.Ā
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14 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:Hi , I have tried to sign up the past three years and now on this site.Ā Ā I finally got confirmed .Ā I feel like I'm out of jail.Ā 83' grad of UT glad to finally be on here.
Is that class of 1883? How the fuck did it take you 3+ years to figure out how to sign up, sir? To be clear, there are some legitimate imbeciles posting on here and even theyĀ solved the sign-up problem years ago. Ā Hell, one of those clowns is on this thread trying to move the campus of Northwestern 12 miles with his own special mental retard strength, apparently. 3 years? Wow.Ā
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15 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:
Brian Kelly would not be good. He hasn't shown that he can make the next step with ND (Yes, he's having a good season, but do any of us expect them to win?). Plus, if he comes, that more than likely means Meyer to ND which would add an additional school to raid Texas.
1) I'll take Brian Kelly's "next step" if it means potentially going to the CFP twice in 7Ā years, and playing for an MNC before that.
2) ND has academic standards that prevent an even playing field with the rest of the blue bloods and near blue bloods, which makes running the CFP gauntlet unlikely for anyone.Ā
3) Meyer to ND sounds nice, but consider that they don't pay well for assistants and support staff;Ā they're not going to make someone the highest paid coach in CFB; and they're going to scrutinize hiring a guy with Meyer's background through a lens that other schools won't, and that may make him unhireable.Ā
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5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:
Sounds to me like its Brian Kelly. Now before yall vomit shit out of your mouths..."BUT RGBIII WHY WOULD HE LEAVE ND FOR TEXAS".....I. DONT. FUCKING KNOW.
BUT...I will say that he has been mentioned before by IT. CTJ said this Sunday at the earliest, if they lose to Clemson they may drop out of the top 4. And IT said he has a lot of important football in front of him. I have no clue what his salary or buyout are but I am just trying to infer...
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3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:SCENARIO 3.5
These candidates are in between the common names bandied about and the unicorn Scenario 4ās.
Weāve listed two Scenario 3.5 options: Dan Mullen and Gary Kubiak. Of course thatās subjective, though we donāt think anyone would argue with Mullen.
Thereās a third 3.5 option out there. Weāve heard he wasnāt too interested in the recent past but he has some important football ahead of him. Heās yet another candidate where we wonāt get a true measure of mutual interest until after the season but heās materializing as a genuine person of interest.
This name would be big news nationally, but even bigger locally for the outlets who donāt even know a search is taking place.The only person in the CFB ranks fitting the profile is Brian Kelly. There are plenty of reasons Kelly could consider leaving his "dream job" and anyone comparing his situation to Dan Mullen's hasn't done any thinking or research is just vomiting words through their keyboard.Ā Anyone calling Gary Kubiag something trending towards a unicorn candidate is off their fucking rocker. These IT guys going on about Kubiag - fucking come on.Ā
2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:If they lose to Clemson, they will not drop out of the top four.
I remember when so many folks were just dead nuts certain that we needed OU to blow out all of their other opponents in 2008 so that we'd be where we needed to be in the BCS rankings at the end. This post reminds me of that.Ā
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2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:
Could Nahlin be making shit up as he goes?Ā That's how this feels.Ā Don't get me wrong, I like him more than the other 9.95 cockbags, but it feels like he's just making a lot of this up.Ā He's a young ambitious guy that wants to conquer the 9.95 world.Ā
While it's certainly not beneath him to make shit up - I've seen it with my own eyes - I don't think that's what he's doing these days for the most part. He's connected on the recruiting/player/former player front for sure. I'm guessing he passed on what he was told by someone involved in Agentland without thinking much about what he was being told. Whoever fed him that info had an agenda and that part is obvious. One part of an agenda with that kind of take is obvious - "Texas is an abnormally hard place to win football games, so my client(s) would need a premium to even begin considering being a candidate."
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5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:
There is no way Matt Campbell thinks this is a rebuild.Ā Eric Nahlin is flat out lying.Ā Ā
Hang on. What the fuck? He said that?
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Nahlin shit the bed with that post. I don't care if that's what an agent actually told him, he has to be more lucid than that. It reads as if he's sleepwalking.Ā
They interrupted a game on Saturday on ABC or FOX to highlight the fucking Crystal Conte statement about Herman. There's virtually no other school that gets that kind of silly coverage while being as thoroughly mediocre as Texas has been.Ā
CC needs to get money in for upgrades across the facilities as soon as he can, but the rest regarding Texas not being a desirable place to coach is silliness constructed to pander to a self-loathing audience by an agent that thinks he's being funny or enlightened.Ā
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1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:if del conte truly is on the outside looking in on the fucking head football coaching search...man.
He's embarrassed himself during this fall season of coach courting. He's been sent to the kiddie table. If you think that's on the money or the powers that be, who are all pretty fucking bright, I don't know what to tell you.
1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:From what I have been told on these boards the only time our Athletic Director hired the football coach was when Dodds hired John Mackovic. Is this normal? I have no idea.
Steve Patterson leveraged the Saban debacle, where the BMDs ran their mouths to too many people and enabled Mack Brown, his buddy Powers, and their faction to fuck the deal up by telegraphing everything. With that fuck-up staring everyone in the face, the money was silenced for a hot minute and we somehow wound up hiring a fucking executive search firm and landed Chuckles, thanks to Patterson's effort. That process, to some/many talking heads and HR people, looks perfectly normal. How did that work out?
1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:that's because we don't have one t. boone pickens. we have 10x that, and it results in a coaching search by committee. it's crazy to me not to let the athletic director do his job. if he does a bad job doing that job, then get another one. but this circus we have every time we need a new coach is fucking embarrassing.Ā
It's crazy to me that you've been cheering for UT athletics for as long as you have and the fact that the AD isn't alone in the hiring process of revenue-driving sports is foreign to you. Athletic Departments are run by one of five things:
1) The Athletic Director - small schools without an overbearing donor type; a couple of places with their shit together for glimpses like OU in which an AD hadĀ been around so long that they're uniformly trusted; a couple of fucked up places, like USC and Tennessee, where the dysfunction is so rampant that it's hard to fathom even as a UT fan.
2) The President/Chancellor - Cal, for one; USC allegedly right now due to item 1
3) The Money - Giants with huge revenue and media coverage - Texas, Michigan, Auburn, UGa, Ohio State, FSU, etc
4) The Coach - Bama currently, in which the AD has to ask to get on Saban's calendar for meetings; Clemson is trending this way; PSU under JoePa
5) Other - The Catholic Church at ND; the academies; Nike at Oregon and UnderArmour at Maryland
Any single one of these scenarios can be fucked up in its own right. If all things are equal, give me the one that provides the most flexibility and options - The Money. The fact that Texas can't get out of its own way at times with the Athletic Department is because of weak ADs who can't step up and help focus The Money and The Power. CC was flat-footed this fall and showed up thinking little - we couldn't get the money for UM;Ā we needed to go after James Franklin or Sonny fucking Dykes. He (and you, apparently) was surprised he wasn't going to get to say whatever, do what he thought was best, and have everyone simply trust him because, you know, he made that softball and women's BB hire and people loved him for those.Ā
He's weak until proven otherwise from here. He's hired one FB coach in his career. He's worked to avoid firing Herman. He soft-pedaled firing Plonsky. He's proven that he can watch coaching contracts expire and not renew them, but he's not shown that he can even straight-up fire someone.Ā
This dude was entrusted to lead the work. He shit himself and whined to the press. Guys used to being in charge don't need to see that movie twice.Ā
38 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:eh, @closetojumpingĀ is about as bearish as one could be on TH as a human being but even he concedes by all accounts he is well-liked by his players.
I don't remember feeling this way. Not saying I didn't say that, but you might be thinking of someone else. I've heard Herman is a fake and many guys see through the act and don't enjoy being around him or playing for him.Ā
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43 minutes ago, David Dennison said:
If Burton's reporting is accurate, there is no reason why Tom Herman should still be employed.
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39 minutes ago, Caddox said:The only thing I can think of is theres recruiting help for the next guy if Herman stays through NSD1 and wins the bowl game.Ā
Crystal Conte wrongly believes that keeping Herman on until they have their guy gives us the best chance for the future, particularly as it pertains to talent acquisition. All that would have happened had he been fired 2-8 weeks is the diehard committed would have stayed committed and most would have held off on signing on NSD1, waiting to see what UT ultimately did with the hire. Instead, we're going to have guys signing after a limp dick endorsement of the current HC. When we fire Herman, any of those guys can immediately transfer if they don't like the new guy. Texas gains nothing from the actions taken by CC recently.Ā
19 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:I've wondered if he promised the players, recruits, and staff that Tom would be back, without having the power to really promise that.Ā Dangerous game to play if you value your word.
Nothing has been promised regarding Fuckface.Ā
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1 minute ago, taybo20 said:
So Urban wants to wait for Fox and OSU to be done before he takes the Texas job? The fox thing makes no sense. If he cared enough about coaching heād want to be at the school making moves, not on TV wasting time. And the OSU finishing thing is even stupider. So he values OSU more than Texas?Ā Seems like a good thing for Texas. Maybe if they play OSU in the future he can just bend over for them.Ā
None of it makes any sense. In fact, I donāt see much of anything associated to the Texas HC job/replacement making any sense. As such, you could tell me almost anything right now and Iād at least have to consider it. That appears to be the mood of this entire thread, as well.Ā
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2 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:I'd go all in for Urban or Eric Bieniemy, the OC for KC Chiefs.Ā Ā It won't be long before the NFL makes Eric a HC, unless we got to him first.Ā However, about anyone or anything would be better than TH.
I would rather watch another year of Herman turtling the program to 7-6 next season than seeing Eric Bieniemy announced as the HC. That dude is nothing but a product of the system heās attached to with Reid.Ā
2 hours ago, Octavian said:@closetojumpingĀ I think you mentioned that you heard that the push for Meyer was not 100% dead right? Or is it now the case that Meyer would need to be the one to come back and say he reconsidered as the administration/donors have moved on to other candidates?
I wouldnāt be surprised by anything at this point. Iām guessing Texas makes one more run at him.Ā
1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:You were one smoking hot lady. I missed the dog and ranch pictures. Usually the chicks posting on football boards are better about knowing the sport than looking good.Ā
49 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:Iām not sure Nicole knows exactly what kind of pictures we are talking about. Not sure she looks around the āotherā thread. Maybe we should introduce her to it.Ā
I keep seeing you making references to your wife with other dudes and posting pics. Is this a South Austin thing? Or is there some kind of real meltdown happening somewhere that we can be pointed towards?
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12 minutes ago, South Austin said:
Yeah, I heard mostly good stories about fan interactions. For the most part, he was an aloof Midwesterner, so his personality was far from any other coach Texas had hired, and he just never fit in.
I recall his son posted occasionally on the old site. He was never overly-defensive about his dad.
His son was a decent poster and the creator of one of the funniest fucking things Iāve ever followed on the Internet.Ā
In fact, there was a point inĀ this thread in which someone had a buddy at the Horseshoe Bay airport tracking a plane from Columbus. He snapped a photo of the passenger and sent it in and the poster posted it. It was a fucking Property Brother. When I saw that, I laughed out loud because it reminded of when, somehow, Louie Anderson entered the fucking Ponzi Scheme Involving Gold thread. Outstanding shit in both threads.Ā
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Thereās a lot of discussion about QuasiMullen on this Urban Meyer thread. Maybe thatās a dance that happens, but Jimmy Sexton is a fucking asshat and already showed his cards for Mullen by dropping his name to reporters when UT looking at options began to get covered. That indicates a lack of good faith and that a real move occurring would be unlikely.Ā
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21 minutes ago, David Dennison said:
I honestly think the biggest frustration fans have is with the university's pesky habit of placing academics aheadĀ of athletics,Ā to wit:
"The mission of The University of Texas at Austin is to achieve excellence in the interrelated areas of undergraduate education, graduate education, research and public service."
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Your post implies that thereās some sort of either/or going on between athletics getting attention, focus and money versus the academic sideĀ and there isnāt. Thatās a false choice. Further, Iām going to guess that the majority of university and college mission statements available to look up say roughly the same shit with perhaps some mixing religious shit in as well.Ā
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13 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:
So many quotes from Bobby in that thread. Seems like heās turned a new leaf and maybe because heās not at 247 or the āmain guyā. Makes great points on all fronts.Ā
Can you guys paste them over here for those of us that donāt subscribe?Ā
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41 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:I take it differently I guess in conjunction with previous posts over the last few days from CTJ that seem to beĀ indicating we were likely out of it with UM (see below links).Ā There are others from him I think that also give a similar indication but this is plenty to show the direction he seems to be indicating.
This One Flat Out Says CTJ Has Heard Urban Is Gone
Frankly, I hope I'm wrong and UM is still the guy we get because I'm firmly in the UM or bust camp.Ā Too much sadness in life anymore for me to maintain interest in something that this program is such a chore to do so.Ā UM is the only hope I can hold out for making this program an enjoyable distraciton from life again.Ā I'll continue to hang out here in hopes of UM until there's some finality but right now I'm not hopeful.
Anything can happen. Meyer could come back any moment and say āfuck it, Iām inā but as of now, everyone except the posters on this thread have moved on. Iām here for the gangbang, but most certainly not because of any optimism towards getting UM.
My view on things is that this has slid away from being an effort with solid alignment across the money, management, and c-suite to trending towards an all-out, rapidly spreading grease fire.Ā
One thing that still looks good and interesting is that āthe moneyā seems to be waiting patiently to see what management and the c-suite can get done (or fuck up).Ā
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5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:
Matt Campbell come on down!!
Weāll see what happens, but if the actual powers that be get who theyāre on, Matt Campbell isnāt in the picture. Not UTās, at least.
Weāre a long ways off yet, so maybe they have to wind up going hard after MC and Iād be fine with that, too.Ā
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Also - I will shit a golden football and set myself on fire if Tom Herman is the HC on UTās sidelines to open the 2021 season. I donāt expect the sheep on the $9.95er boards to hold themselves together, but you fucking clowns need to puke and rally.Ā
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Urban Meyer or bust
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Let's say Notre Dame gets pummeled by 3 tds on Saturday. Yes, that likely means ATM is in the CFP because 2020. However, this isn't an absurd outcome. Clemson has the horses to do it, it's hard to beat a team twice in the same season, and Lea, at least, is already distracted heading into this game.
Let's say Bama beats the shit out of UF because ... well that's likely to happen.Ā
If either or both of these things happen, and Texas isn't keeping Herman and Texas isn't sitting tight on a Meyer deal, we should start hearing actual buzz if either one of these guys are in play by no later than Tuesday. There is no fucking way a lid can be kept on this shit for much longer with whoever the target is.
The same would be true for Campbell with a loss to OU if he's in play.
If Ohio State loses and we don't hear jack shit about Urban Meyer after that, he's not in the picture.Ā
It's all weird. There is no fucking buzz. Nothing much is being said about anything. I pushed today about Herman staying or the UM conspiracy being real and was not left much doubt that a) Herman is fucking gone and b) there isn't anything hidden with UM.Ā
In short, obviously I choose to believe that there is a grand conspiracy at the highest levels and that Tom Herman will be fired andĀ Urban Meyer will be announced as UT's head coach as soon as OSU is out of the NC picture.Ā