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  1. 2 hours ago, Cashcar said:

    Very true...Derpyhorndog is completely MIA after CTJ PM’d him. Either CTJ is part of the Urban cover up or his dick pick freaked outĀ Derpy

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    2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

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    2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

    Then CTJ said he just needed to talk planes with derpy. And said we were reading too much into it. Urban is happening!!!!!

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    2 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

    oh fuck, I forgot about that.Ā 

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    2 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

    Derpy was spilling the beans so CTJ sent him the PM version of the Ring video....

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    2 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

    CTJ to Derpy

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    The derpy Mcderpster is still around and I have not silenced or killed the poor bastard. I gave him info on a different plane altogether and he's put in some fucking work, but it has revealed nothing new of consequence. But when/if they travel for interviews again, we'll be ready.Ā 

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  2. 2 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

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    Air is a fluid like water.Ā  I'm not sure ,but If we had any hydraulics experts on here maybe they could confirm.Ā  I'm just speaking from pilot perspective.

    I’m in hydraulics.Ā 

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  3. 1 hour ago, XYZ said:

    ā€œHappyā€???

    Of course I’m scared. You think I’m reluctant because I’m happy?!

    52 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

    Haha, no worries. Whether your posts are straight truth or complete bullshit, I enjoy your content. Perhaps one day we can race in a 40 yd dash.

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    Winner gets a bottle of bourbon (not that Jack Daniels garbage)

    I pulled a day trip to Austin and back today. Had a meeting with a firm we’re closing on. Had a little extra time and scouted out some sprint areas near the stadium. I’m gearing up for the Surly 40-Off the first game of the 2021 season. I’m also pondering reconnecting with some of my boys from the Dena in the inevitable event that hornfromdallas or whatever the fuck Carl goes by now shows up with his buddies from Primerica in order to jump me. Should be a great time.Ā 

    Also, JackĀ is for once you’re bombed. Any pro knows this. I’m on Knob Creek Rye for a Manhattan tonight. Jack is for bad weekends and miserable occasions. I am playing golf with @SydneyCartonĀ on Friday, so that should qualify. Especially if that fucker brings skoal.Ā Ā 

    13 minutes ago, stork642 said:

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    If anyone knows where the post is and can repaste it or link it,Ā I’d appreciate it. I found one from another site but nothing here.Ā 

    6 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

    Guess Michelle didn't realize it's impossible to open a pressurized jet door at FL 320. It takes over 1/2 a ton pressure per square foot. You would need to be drunk or stoned to attempt that!

    I’ve seen the documentary called ā€œPassenger 57ā€, and I don’t believe you’re correct based on that data.Ā 

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  4. 1 hour ago, KYHorn said:

    Yes, thanks to your (apparently drunken) ramblings

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    1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

    I believe you're the one that told this story earlier in the thread

    Easy, easy! I can’t remember where I posted that.Ā 

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  5. 10 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

    I wonder if the "getting committed" part should have happened if she really did try to open the hatch on a plane at cruising altitude like the story goes. LULZ

    Is this one public now?Ā 

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  6. 1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

    mon calamari are squid

    squid are not reptiles

    here's laura branigan:

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    RIP

    1 hour ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

    Eh, never thought she was all that hot. Raquel Welch was way hotter and for much longer. Raquel was freaking incredible for at least 3 decades.

    ā€œWell if she isn’t as hot as Raquel Welch, she’s fucking trash!ā€

    What in the fuck is going on here? You just created, like, the only beauty contest Lynda Carter could lose. I find this take and maneuver offensiveĀ on a deeply personal level. I mean, Sarah Jessica Parker stealing my dogs’ food and snacks kind of personal. Pull yourself together. Ā 

    1 hour ago, CHIEF said:

    Anyone else hereĀ that would have tittyfucked her dusty, dirty tits in Quigley Down Under, besides me?

    CHIEF

    She killed her kid, man. You’d roll with her after that kind of darkness? Tom Selleck basically had no choice.Ā 

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  7. 15 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

    Brian Kelly would not be good. He hasn't shown that he can make the next step with ND (Yes, he's having a good season, but do any of us expect them to win?). Plus, if he comes, that more than likely means Meyer to ND which would add an additional school to raid Texas.

    1) I'll take Brian Kelly's "next step" if it means potentially going to the CFP twice in 7Ā years, and playing for an MNC before that.

    2) ND has academic standards that prevent an even playing field with the rest of the blue bloods and near blue bloods, which makes running the CFP gauntlet unlikely for anyone.Ā 

    3) Meyer to ND sounds nice, but consider that they don't pay well for assistants and support staff;Ā they're not going to make someone the highest paid coach in CFB; and they're going to scrutinize hiring a guy with Meyer's background through a lens that other schools won't, and that may make him unhireable.Ā 

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  8. 5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

    Sounds to me like its Brian Kelly. Now before yall vomit shit out of your mouths..."BUT RGBIII WHY WOULD HE LEAVE ND FOR TEXAS".....I. DONT. FUCKING KNOW.

    BUT...I will say that he has been mentioned before by IT. CTJ said this Sunday at the earliest, if they lose to Clemson they may drop out of the top 4. And IT said he has a lot of important football in front of him. I have no clue what his salary or buyout are but I am just trying to infer...

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    3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

    SCENARIO 3.5

    These candidates are in between the common names bandied about and the unicorn Scenario 4’s.

    We’ve listed two Scenario 3.5 options: Dan Mullen and Gary Kubiak. Of course that’s subjective, though we don’t think anyone would argue with Mullen.

    There’s a third 3.5 option out there. We’ve heard he wasn’t too interested in the recent past but he has some important football ahead of him. He’s yet another candidate where we won’t get a true measure of mutual interest until after the season but he’s materializing as a genuine person of interest.

    This name would be big news nationally, but even bigger locally for the outlets who don’t even know a search is taking place.

    The only person in the CFB ranks fitting the profile is Brian Kelly. There are plenty of reasons Kelly could consider leaving his "dream job" and anyone comparing his situation to Dan Mullen's hasn't done any thinking or research is just vomiting words through their keyboard.Ā Anyone calling Gary Kubiag something trending towards a unicorn candidate is off their fucking rocker. These IT guys going on about Kubiag - fucking come on.Ā 

    2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

    If they lose to Clemson, they will not drop out of the top four.

    I remember when so many folks were just dead nuts certain that we needed OU to blow out all of their other opponents in 2008 so that we'd be where we needed to be in the BCS rankings at the end. This post reminds me of that.Ā 

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  9. 2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

    Could Nahlin be making shit up as he goes?Ā  That's how this feels.Ā  Don't get me wrong, I like him more than the other 9.95 cockbags, but it feels like he's just making a lot of this up.Ā  He's a young ambitious guy that wants to conquer the 9.95 world.Ā 

    While it's certainly not beneath him to make shit up - I've seen it with my own eyes - I don't think that's what he's doing these days for the most part. He's connected on the recruiting/player/former player front for sure. I'm guessing he passed on what he was told by someone involved in Agentland without thinking much about what he was being told. Whoever fed him that info had an agenda and that part is obvious. One part of an agenda with that kind of take is obvious - "Texas is an abnormally hard place to win football games, so my client(s) would need a premium to even begin considering being a candidate."

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  10. 43 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

    If Burton's reporting is accurate, there is no reason why Tom Herman should still be employed.

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    39 minutes ago, Caddox said:

    The only thing I can think of is theres recruiting help for the next guy if Herman stays through NSD1 and wins the bowl game.Ā 

    Crystal Conte wrongly believes that keeping Herman on until they have their guy gives us the best chance for the future, particularly as it pertains to talent acquisition. All that would have happened had he been fired 2-8 weeks is the diehard committed would have stayed committed and most would have held off on signing on NSD1, waiting to see what UT ultimately did with the hire. Instead, we're going to have guys signing after a limp dick endorsement of the current HC. When we fire Herman, any of those guys can immediately transfer if they don't like the new guy. Texas gains nothing from the actions taken by CC recently.Ā 

    19 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

    I've wondered if he promised the players, recruits, and staff that Tom would be back, without having the power to really promise that.Ā  Dangerous game to play if you value your word.

    Nothing has been promised regarding Fuckface.Ā 

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  11. 1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

    So Urban wants to wait for Fox and OSU to be done before he takes the Texas job? The fox thing makes no sense. If he cared enough about coaching he’d want to be at the school making moves, not on TV wasting time. And the OSU finishing thing is even stupider. So he values OSU more than Texas?Ā Seems like a good thing for Texas. Maybe if they play OSU in the future he can just bend over for them.Ā 

    None of it makes any sense. In fact, I don’t see much of anything associated to the Texas HC job/replacement making any sense. As such, you could tell me almost anything right now and I’d at least have to consider it. That appears to be the mood of this entire thread, as well.Ā 

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    2 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

    I'd go all in for Urban or Eric Bieniemy, the OC for KC Chiefs.Ā  Ā  It won't be long before the NFL makes Eric a HC, unless we got to him first.Ā  However, about anyone or anything would be better than TH.

    I would rather watch another year of Herman turtling the program to 7-6 next season than seeing Eric Bieniemy announced as the HC. That dude is nothing but a product of the system he’s attached to with Reid.Ā 

    2 hours ago, Octavian said:

    @closetojumpingĀ I think you mentioned that you heard that the push for Meyer was not 100% dead right? Or is it now the case that Meyer would need to be the one to come back and say he reconsidered as the administration/donors have moved on to other candidates?

    I wouldn’t be surprised by anything at this point. I’m guessing Texas makes one more run at him.Ā 

    1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

    Not a glamour shot. But this is senior year me. Y’all have already seen the current me in my avatar and the one from a few weeks ago with me at my ranch holding my dog. Just have shorter hair now and am older.Ā 

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    You were one smoking hot lady. I missed the dog and ranch pictures. Usually the chicks posting on football boards are better about knowing the sport than looking good.Ā 

    49 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

    I’m not sure Nicole knows exactly what kind of pictures we are talking about. Not sure she looks around the ā€œotherā€ thread. Maybe we should introduce her to it.Ā 

    I keep seeing you making references to your wife with other dudes and posting pics. Is this a South Austin thing? Or is there some kind of real meltdown happening somewhere that we can be pointed towards?

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  13. 12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

    Yeah, I heard mostly good stories about fan interactions. For the most part, he was an aloof Midwesterner, so his personality was far from any other coach Texas had hired, and he just never fit in.

    I recall his son posted occasionally on the old site. He was never overly-defensive about his dad.

    His son was a decent poster and the creator of one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever followed on the Internet.Ā 

    In fact, there was a point inĀ this thread in which someone had a buddy at the Horseshoe Bay airport tracking a plane from Columbus. He snapped a photo of the passenger and sent it in and the poster posted it. It was a fucking Property Brother. When I saw that, I laughed out loud because it reminded of when, somehow, Louie Anderson entered the fucking Ponzi Scheme Involving Gold thread. Outstanding shit in both threads.Ā 

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  14. There’s a lot of discussion about QuasiMullen on this Urban Meyer thread. Maybe that’s a dance that happens, but Jimmy Sexton is a fucking asshat and already showed his cards for Mullen by dropping his name to reporters when UT looking at options began to get covered. That indicates a lack of good faith and that a real move occurring would be unlikely.Ā 

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  15. 21 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

    I honestly think the biggest frustration fans have is with the university's pesky habit of placing academics aheadĀ of athletics,Ā to wit:

    "The mission of The University of Texas at Austin is to achieve excellence in the interrelated areas of undergraduate education, graduate education, research and public service."

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    Your post implies that there’s some sort of either/or going on between athletics getting attention, focus and money versus the academic sideĀ and there isn’t. That’s a false choice. Further, I’m going to guess that the majority of university and college mission statements available to look up say roughly the same shit with perhaps some mixing religious shit in as well.Ā 

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  16. 13 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    So many quotes from Bobby in that thread. Seems like he’s turned a new leaf and maybe because he’s not at 247 or the ā€œmain guyā€. Makes great points on all fronts.Ā 

    Can you guys paste them over here for those of us that don’t subscribe?Ā 

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  17. 5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

    Matt Campbell come on down!!

    We’ll see what happens, but if the actual powers that be get who they’re on, Matt Campbell isn’t in the picture. Not UT’s, at least.

    We’re a long ways off yet, so maybe they have to wind up going hard after MC and I’d be fine with that, too.Ā 

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