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6 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:
Get recruited relentlessly for two years with its supreme highs and lows and see if you don't want to have fun with it once you've made your decision. I hear nothing but shit talk about not only the Texas 9.95ers but the rest of the recruiting paysites being nothing but goobers and shills and when a recruit finally takes them for a ride he's going to get some shit from some fanbase. If you think for a second that if he had done the same thing and picked us you wouldn't be peacocking and grandstanding I call bullshit
No, I’d think it was a fucking douchebag move if he committed to Texas too. Don’t fucking project your loose foundation onto the rest of us.
What he’s doing here is one of the trashiest, shittiest things I’ve seen one of these dickheads do. Fuck him and fuck you too.
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A couple of interesting things for everybody. Do with it what you will.
Cine - A new proud papa up in the Mass area looks like a strong reason why returning that way, loosely, to Penn State, makes sense. This isn’t a done deal, but it’s why PSU leads, no matter what a dumb fuck like EJ Holland tells his lemmings.
Sanders - Texas has a legit shot here, so there’s been crazier shit happen, but guys like this usually sign with Bama or Georgia in the current atmosphere.
McCoy - Players don’t love Helton. This is coming across to guys like McCoy. This is a guy who signs with USC in most cycles. Put your money on that being the case this cycle, but buy a lottery ticket flyer on Texas. Bama did not resonate.
Taurean Carter - This guy is a take independent of anything else. He has a 79 inch wingspan at 6’1”. That’s not public but helps make him a low key, high value type that Fat Pattie has feasted on until Herman’s crew showed up. Oscar Frigging Giles needs to push here and close this.
The Other Carter - This is a top 50 national prospect. He has a really, really bad guy in the nuclear family and, more or less, it makes him a guy that Texas will watch elsewhere. Things change, but while he’s interested, they’re really not.
Wydermeyer - I don’t even know if I got his name right, but the Dickinson TE is a fucking stud. Our guys are good, but it’s sucks that this guy more or less wants to be an aggie.
Shepherd - Free money for visits in the fall but there’s a great shot he winds up at Texas.
Midlothian WR - It’s Langston Something - this guy is a higher priority target than anyone but Higgins and Wright.
Higgins - Florida is probably the real problem. He and his family are from there.
That’s all I remember. Fucking St. Arnold’s Art Car after margaritas dims memories, thankfully, but not doesn’t help this re-tell.
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Just now, Fud said:
Ha, completely missed that A&M wasn't included
Well, fair enough. Makes more sense than you defending it.
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9 minutes ago, Fud said:
If we're going to knock kids for making faux top threes or fives leading up to their decisions, then 90% of highly recruited prospects are going to have the same "character" concern
What you’re referencing is one thing, naming a top 3 and then picking another school is something else. And you know that.
This guy doesn’t have his hand out and his reasons for not considering Texas revolve around the last class. Those aren’t issues. The top 3 shit is first rate garbage and not an every day thing. Don’t fucking equivocate.
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28 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:First of all you don't know shit or this kid so you can fuck right off. Your shtick is tiresome and while I've somewhat grown accustomed to your persona on here you need to not talk out of your ass regarding every recruit you think you know. Not everything is so cut and dry.
I can, and will, go over his recruitment with Texas after he announces.
You know him and it is personal, we get it. Nonetheless, he is a fucking imbecile for claiming a top 3 that doesn’t include the school he is picking. That is pure aggie shit. I don’t give one motherfuck if he’s your bro, boy, lover, son or close confidante. Boo hoo all you want over it and take it personally. If you know him that well, educate him, not me. Walk him through what a douchebag acts like and then hold his behavior up to a fucking mirror.
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44 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:
Correct
He’s a fucking imbecile and portraying it otherwise is bizarre. This kind of move is the pinnacle of shitbaggery. It’s a sign that he’s got trash for his character make-up.
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1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:
I figured it was something like Beauregard.
You fucking stole my next name for him.
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9 minutes ago, Machinator said:
LSU taking Marcel Brooks tells you all you need to know about where that program is headed under Orgeron.
You doubt Sir Edward Lafayette Orgeron, Esq., at your own peril, sir.
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2 hours ago, Vertigo said:
Someone spiked your koolaid with some weird shit man.
2 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:Herb Hand joined the staff, so not entirely the same group of fuckheads. But please, continue. It sounds like next you were going to run your car in a closed garage, but then predicted 9+ wins. I’m intrigued
Meh. I'm capable of being excited about certain aspects of the program without viewing the offensive staff as anything but what it is - a trio of dickfaced stumblefucks and some otherwise competent guys who are moored to them and their mediocrity, much like us as fans.
1 hour ago, Lobo said:Thank y'all for letting me know that many members of the current team didn't play between 2010-2016. Good to know.
My point was we're 5-11 on neutral fields from 2010-2017 (.313 is pretty fucking awfuL0. That's markedly worse than our home schedule and our away schedule.
Maryland is a neutral site game this year, so I am just hoping we reverse the trend and have a kickass trip in the meantime.
What is our record against OU during this timeframe? Texas is 2-6 against OU during this timeframe. Remove this and the 5-11 goes to 3-5. The other points people made are relevant and you're grasping at straws on this one. We've sucked on neutral fields because we've sucked generally. Add to that the fact that we play a normally highly rated rival who enjoys publicly buttfucking us on a neutral field and you've got less of a reason to have high anxiety about playing the mighty turtles on a neutral site.
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19 hours ago, bschoolprof said:
Orlando will have the defense squared away. I feel confident about that (well, as confident as one can be about Texas football in the last decade).
I have no faith in the offense. None. I'll believe it when I see it.
I'm with you on this one. There is nothing we saw from a year ago that can inspire even a fucking shred of hope regarding offense coming into this season. I expect the same terrible bullshit from the coaching staff on offense that we witnessed all last year. I expect terrible playcalling with nothing resembling an actual plan and even worse personnel decision-making. It won't shock me in the fucking least if these morons don't even start Anderson at LT to open the game against Maryland.
Anyone expecting anything better from the same offensive fuckheads on the coaching staff has their head planted firmly up their asshole. I expect Texas to win in spite of that because of the defense and because it is Maryland. I expect that Texas will win 9+ games this year in spite of the absolute ineptitude of Beck, Warehime, and Mehringer because of the defense, conference talent turnover, and at some point, Herman will be required to start calling the plays on offense.
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I am loving the fact that we could witness a cataclysmic event of idiocy and arrogance when Leon O'Neal and Bobby Wolfe wind up on the same campus together. If those two wind up feeling slighted for any reason, the whole world is going to hear about it and it will make Kris Boyd tweeting during halftime of the RRR look like amateur hour.
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This is how you title.
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11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:
I'm not sure I'm ready to accept an optimistic Satya. Dogs and cats, living together...mass hysteria.
Sometimes it is hard to understand a poster’s intent when you’re responding while your eyes are rolled into the back of your head and you’re foaming at the mouth and all over your keyboard.
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1 hour ago, bmbmd said:
Well done. Looks like the odds are stacked against him, though.
I don’t think they’re totally stacked against him, really. All he needs to do is shoot his father in the face, bury him in a vat of acid, drop his sense of entitlement, gain .3 seconds on his 40, and act like he gives a fuck. If he can make all that happen in the next 3 weeks, we’ll be speaking of Amanti Foreman’s prowess for decades.
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2 minutes ago, Whitman said:
Morgantown WV to Tucson, AZ = 2,071 miles.
Morgantown WV to Tempe, AZ = 2,070 miles.
You can surely understand that, with me being an entitled and arrogant Texas fan and all, I don't give two fucks about your plight with this kind of deal. Be happy to be seated at the big boy table, say thank you, and enjoy swinging from our nuts. You're welcome, sir.
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I'd take it even if it was close to what we have now.
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19 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:
If ESPN/Disney wants to block the Pac deal, they need to put together a package that adds Houston and Arkansas and puts enough money on the table that forces Arkansas' hand out of the SEC. The current Arky leadership is a lot more Texas centric than in the past with Aggie Chad and the new AD being from UH.
Pac-12 had their chance. Wish there was a way we could throw Baylor's ass out on the street, though. That definitely happens if the Big 12 dissolves.
I've never seriously considered what I'm about to type, but after looking at all of the existing data and the trends, why is it absurd to think that perhaps the Arizona schools would join the Big 12? I think they'd be a positive net addition to the conference, and the travel involving them, frankly, isn't problematic. I'm sure they've got all kinds of bizarre allegiances to the west coast at this point, but the money disparity is pretty significant.
I've long viewed the Big 12 as a dead conference that was playing out a string, but adding AU, ASU, CU and Utah wouldn't be the worst course of action. Throw in BYU and throw out Baylor and you've suddenly got a really interesting middle of the country conference with strong brands and damned good football with a sprinkling of quality in the other sports as well.
Whatever. It's all fantasy as long as we're stuck in this GOR shit. Fun to ponder in a non-realignment thread of doom, also.
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40 minutes ago, Fud said:
He's supposedly been a Bama silent for months, but is waiting until NSD to commit so he doesn't have to deal with the locals as a Bama commit all year
He’s lazy and paid for. But I don’t mind the visit. I like the messages it sends, at this point.
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6 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:
Others will know better but I believe Adimora is the last shhh (sorry if that triggers you CTJ)
However, EJ said that he is not the last remaining silent commit
No triggering, sir. I stated he was a shhh months ago and held to it and have it now validated. I wish I had this much of a clue regarding things in life that matter.
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31 minutes ago, nycHorn said:
Uh, he can't keep his recruits straight? Whattadouche.
It turns out EJ Holland knows less about our recruiting than some posters on this fucking board.
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3 minutes ago, Chopper said:
I was wondering about this. Is there one shhh emoji still in the bank from a few weeks ago?
edit: nm @Machinator was on it
Oh for sure, ol’Machinator had it the whole way.
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I’m sorry, but how is Adimora supposed to be committing today when there hasn’t been a new “shhh” emoji from a one Bryan The Baron Carrington?
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Paraphrasing the words of Sam Kinison (RIP): “ we realized there wouldn't BE a water problem if you people would live where the WATER IS! YOU LIVE IN A DESERT!! UNDERSTAND THAT? YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT!! NOTHING GROWS HERE! NOTHING'S GONNA GROW HERE! Come here, you see this? This is sand. You know what it's gonna be 100 years from now? IT'S GONNA BE SAND!! YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT! We have deserts in America, we just don't LIVE in them, assholes!"
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
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I guess more or less all correct.