Jump to content

Not a Sock

Full Members
  • Posts

    1525
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    1

Everything posted by Not a Sock

  1. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
  2. Ole Miss isn’t the SMU of the south that would be Tulane, Ole Miss is making hay off the upperclass kids from GA, TX, and FL that couldn’t get into UT, UGA, or UF but don’t have quite the money or social status for SMU, Tulane or Vandy. Arkansas is doing a similar thing but they are picking up the A&M rejects that would have gone to one of A&M or UT system schools.
  3. You clearly haven’t driven in much of the country if you believe this.
  4. I wanna enjoy the gator tears but this is giving me flash backs from a decade of emotional abuse Texas football has inflicted on me.
  5. If a mortgage is the largest financial undertaking you have been involved in, lol.
  6. Well it’s the only time I have had a gun pulled on me, though not the time I was actually shot.
  7. If you haven’t gone out to chili with some business associates and thrown back draft beers and devoured southwest eggrolls and sliders you’re missing out. However I would not recommend sleeping with the drunk and extremely handsy married loan officer who has a psycho husband.
  8. Well Elko is at least a marginal improvement over Jimbo in that he isn’t loading up on JAG former 5* stars to inflate useless talent metrics.
  9. Pretty sure a LB recruit back during Herman’s time did that, hyped up a top 5 edit and it was just 5 different Texas logos.
  10. Hell just Bobby, Rod and Drew would get my support if they went to YouTube and podcast form. Gerry moving to a national supporter is also great potential if that means he gets to talk with the On3 national podcasts like Andy Staples.
  11. YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS NEED TO LOSE YOUR TWITTER POSTING PRIVILEGES.
  12. YouTube TV you dinosaurs.
  13. CTJ definitely rolls around Houston in a X6 M, in his 40’s blasting Mike Jones chopped and screwed tracks.
  14. With Jimbo kicked to the curb what’s the rumor on Fisher’s bagmen like Craig? Are they sticking around in College Station to keep dropping bags for Elko. Because it’s pretty important for Texas to know Who’s Cheatin Who.
  15. Will y’all stop looking for some sort of Maroon Media Conspiracy, there isn’t one. A&M is the college football equivalent of a hot chick with a smoking body and all of daddy’s money but is also a complete psycho. The national media is the random dudes at the bar that she flirts with to get attention but anyone who grew up with her or dated her knows that she can only hide the crazy for so long.
  16. I was sold on Burke because we took him from Michigan and it appears he is growing into that typical B1G low rated white dude who turns into a monster DE after several years.
  17. Arnett only got that job because Leach died when the transfer portal was open, I believe MSU didn’t have an AD and it was after the coaching carousel had already ended. Arnett was an emergency stop gap to stop everyone from poaching MSU roster and then not getting to be able to hire a coach until after the portal had already closed if they had done a proper coaching search.
  18. It doesn’t matter what DC Lincoln has, he simply doesn’t care about defense and isn’t going to structure his program to develop a tough complimentary football program.
  19. I got head during Russell Crow’s terrible Noah movie and feel that, that is a comparable level of awkwardness to Amadeus.
  20. Dabo is absolutely not a recruiting witch like Jimbo.
  21. Based on actual on actual resources, money, fans support, recruiting base, conference, facilities and NIL A&M is a elite tier job, so the the national media are not dumb asses for call long A&M a top five job. The real dumbasses are the people in charge of A&M with the resources of a top 5 program and have jack shit to show for it. Y’all sound like Texags complaining about some media conspiracy, the national media does not go digging into the politics and card room meetings where the real dysfunction that makes A&M what they are happens. National writers ask the local “beat writers” for information on what’s happening and as well all know A&M has successfully purged any local reporters not taking orders directly from A&M.
  22. Patterson is an absolute hardass and raging dickhead, 50% of that roster would transfer out by the end of spring. If there is one coach who is not ready for the new era of CFB and already struggled dealing with elite talent before NIL and the transfer portal, it’s Gary Patterson.
  23. I believe Donovan Green is a red ass at heart so I doubt he leaves A&M.
  24. There is a concerning amount of self awareness in that thread.
×
×
  • Create New...