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  1. Two quick questions. Is it true that by law, we have to warn any potential combatant that we are black belts?  And, do we have to register our lethal weapons.

     

    Bonus question: Those of you that are jujitsu practitioners, how do you keep your junk from waking up when mounting a woman?

  2. 4 minutes ago, TXs said:

    If Harrell was remaining with USC, they'd be screaming it from the rooftops.

    At worst, his agent is still shopping him around.

    At best, he's weighing his options still. 

    That'll be $0.095

    He and herm have the same agent

  3. 1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

    Chip is an idiot. I fully expect Harrell to stay at USC now

    He is.  He’s way behind nahlin.   I think nahlin has like our chances for a while. Now with chips change we’ll you can connect the dots.  No usc announcement and number of hc jobs available have reduced.   

  4. 3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

    They've made an entire website where you can find the answer to that! It's called Google. It's really niche, so I can understand how that wouldn't come to mind for you.

    yes just be careful when Googling Boston cream pie

  5. 5 hours ago, Modessit said:

    So if Herman hires Ash then Herman sucks for hiring his buddy who sucks. But if Ash becomes DC for tOSU then Herman sucks for not hiring Ash right away because obviously Ash is awesome if tOSU wants him.

    Do I have that right?

    You do. But a shorter way to say it is Herman sucks.  

  6. 3 hours ago, 6th Street said:

    I can't wait to boo Herman off the field next year after we give up 70 points to LSU

    Won’t be able to hear you.  Games in Baton Rouge.  I will boo him when we lose the game before.  Not sure who were playing but we’ll lose cuz Tom is a loser 

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  7. 6 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

    More TE fun this week with Engram out again. (0.5 PPR)

    Gesicki @ NYG - Giants have been average vs. TE's but just got donkey punched by Ertz/Goedert last week.

    Ian Thomas vs. SEA - Nice matchup (Seattle 3rd worst vs TE's). Olsen ruled out again. Thomas had 10 targets last week.

    OJ Howard @ DET - had a nice game last week with Evans out, but still sharing targets with Brate.

    Traded Engram before he got hurt.  James Connor to and AJ green last year.

  8. 22 hours ago, Deej said:

    My favorite time of the year, when the league doofus is working hard to finish in the top of the consolation bracket. Get a fucking life.

    Once I'm done, I'm done.

     

    Lamar missing Andrews on that long ass pass may haunt me.  But my opponent sucks.

  9. From the fcb thread:  "One source said Harrell told Herman late last week that he’s going to stay at USC. But I couldn’t confirm that, so we didn’t report it. But in the last two days, I’ve heard more information from those connected to Harrell that would lead me to believe Herman is going to have to focus his offensive coordinator search elsewhere. Obviously, things can change in a heartbeat in situations like this because of, well, counter offers (or even a last-minute, private plane flight with the school president to Tulsa — just kidding!!)."

  10. 14 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

    I am the 5th seed playing the 1.  I scored the most points in the league but went 5-8 because I had the most points scored against me.  We have two wildcard spots for most points.

    I am favored by 10.

    Payout is around $2k.  I have won the last two years.  Payouts very because we do free agent bidding and there is no limit on bids.  Whatever you bid is actual cash added to the pot.

    This guy in my league was 0-4 at one point.  Ended up squeaking in to the playoffs.    He had the most points.  Other dude started 7-0.   Ended with lowest point total but everyone was scoring 85 pts against him.  
     

    Im a ten point fav in my game.  He’s starting Eli Manning , Sutton , sanders , ok Howard etc.  but anything can happen

  11. 7 minutes ago, Iceman said:

    a couple of us keep trying to work in a 'keeper' system, even if it is only one player being retained from this season to next.  Some of our guys just don't want to do it.

    It's cool.  We've had a fun league since 2002.

    We all work together across Texas, talk a lot of shit, and everyone always pays.  LOL.

    Lmk if a spot opens

  12. 7 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

    Didn't someone who is an insider say a couple pages back New hires would be made over the next couple of days?  Who do I send my $9.99 to?

    That was me.  You got Venmo?

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