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Junior Bonner

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  1. Okay, now, how about you two Boy Scouts get your compasses out or examine the moss on trees or whatever and decide this on your own…
  2. Such a nice smile. I bet he calls his mother twice a day.
  3. JFC spoiler that shit. That’s the stuff of nightmares…
  4. Beyond our control? Nothing is beyond our control! These puny, inconsequential cockroaches can do NOTHING to stop us. We are legion! We are all-powerful! We Are Texas! And what starts here destroys all other football programs AND the universe!!!
  5. We are Thanos, baby! We are Doctor fucking Evil! We have the power to destroy entire civilizations!
  6. Why would we wear a cooler as a helmet?
  7. That was a sad day in Surly history. The character and soul of chicken fried steak unfairly maligned by Ernie’s longtime companion. Very sad day…
  8. I got tree fiddy x 2 for you, cowboy. I like your style.
  9. Sheeeeeet, boy. We was on the same side with dem boyz in the Great War of Northern Aggression!
  10. Yay? Boo? Need my fucking decoder ring…
  11. So, wait, you’re a hot chick? Pics now or gtfo…
  12. No, he was doing a shitty job on that, too. Er, I mean, from what I understand…
  13. Happy Tolerant Fourth Everybody! Here's my cool beach house and my hot girlfriends hanging out. Let's all get along!
  14. Fuck you. Do you even Surly? I pay my tree fiddy and my burnt end so I can bitch all I want you cypher-loving zodiac killer masonic goober. Plus I'm bitching about the fucking puzzle, wordle, sudoku bullshit not the fucking recruiting. Can't you fucking read?
  15. JFC, I am tired of all these fucking codes and eyeballs and squids and hookems and Xs and bullshit! I mean, what the hell are we supposed to do get us some fucking code book and code ring to decode everything? I mean is this the fucking zodiac killer with these fucking cyphers? Or even worse some stupid fucking club like the Masons or something? Buncha fucking National Treasure serial killer bullshit.
  16. Right? Drinking’s not a fucking game. I’m not going to wait my fucking turn. Fuck your rules. Just saying…
  17. Why y’all posting recruiting news on the sandy-vagina, thin-skinned, Bergen-masturbation thread?
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