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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Elko finishing his address to the 100 recruits right before kickoff: Fat Elk: "...and that's why y'all shouldn't go to evil tu (teehee). Any questions for me before the game?" Jerome Myles: "Uh, yeah. Coach?" Fat Elk: "Yeah, Jerry, whatchoo got?" Jerome: "It's Jerome. But hey, could you get a passing yard for me? It would be so special." Fat Elk: "You got it, Jerry! A passing yard just for you!" *all the recruits mutter* Another recruit: "All of us, Coach! Could you get a passing yard for all 100 of us??" Fat Elk: "Um, well sure. We'll do even better than that! We'll get 3 or 4 passing yards for each of you guys! Three or four hundred total passing yards! That's how great the quarterback you could be playing alongside is!" Recruits: "Yay!" ...
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Notre Dame @ Texas A&M; Catholics vs Cultists
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Notre Dame @ Texas A&M; Catholics vs Cultists
Haha! How many recruits does aggy have there watching this train wreck?
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Political Cartoons - The Politics Thread.
- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Isn't that contradictory, though? You can't appeal to maga by adopting their extreme positions yet still be a wolf in sheep's clothing. The only way to appeal to maga is to fully be in wolf's clothing. You pretend to be anything other than maga, and you lose the maga base.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
- RFK Jr. off the chain and off his rocker
- RFK Jr. off the chain and off his rocker
Yes. Congratulations!- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
You know Brigitte was desperate to have a black person on her “freedom loving Hollywood” list when she includes some nobody named Joy Villa. I googled her and STILL have no idea who she is. —————————————————- RFK Jr. off the chain and off his rocker
- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
The correct answer is 5. Seat 3 IS next to arguably the nicest passenger already on the plane, but you know Trump is putting his seat back as far as he can, and Jones yelling near your ear the whole flight? No. I've seen Vance's donut shop banter. He's the least likely to blather on for the whole flight, and I'm not a couch, so there's some safety there. You get to seat 5. "How long have you been on the plane?" he asks. Tex: "Five minutes." JD: "Ok." <Long Pause> "You also going to San Diego?" Tex: "Yeah. We're on the same plane." JD: "Ok." An uncomfortable smile-ish sort of thing from him: "I'm running for Vice President of the United States," a confused and pitying look from me: "Ok," then it's just turn and look out the window for the rest of the flight, with an occasional "You're 'accidentally' touching my leg again, JD" rebuke, and a weird "Ok," from him. Then hopefully we're almost in San Diego by then.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Whaaaat happened at 6am? Did they have to give money back?- [Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
Please continue...- [Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
Hey now, there's nothing feminine about that last one- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
"J6 Awards Gala" And the TRAITOR* Award for most creative use of an American Flag goes to Peter Stager of Arkansas, for "as a weapon to attack Capitol Police"! Congratulations! And here to accept his award, also remote from his prison like our other award recipients, is Pete Stager!- [Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
It's going to be the couch and a forensics expert- JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
Shady Vance's response to Raskin's speech:- 2024 Election Fuckery Tracking Thread
- [Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
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