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TexLonghorn

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  1. Good - they can cry in the comfort of their own bedrooms afterward
  2. I feel ya. I was also pulling for an early Florida run-rule win, but alas. Really, the only team that I want to win isn't playing today.
  3. Sorry, Rimbo, just trying to avoid creating any jinx! I know who I want to win. But all I can safely call for is for everyone playing to get worn out!
  4. Still tied - can we have a 12-inning marathon, regardless of who wins?
  5. I mean... not every team has to play today. II know of one team that's gotten a few days off there.
  6. Texas Tech says....
  7. Texas Tech says, "Hold my beer."
  8. Is she still married to Chucky? I haven't seen the recent shows
  9. Prong thinks that if you shotgun a dog to death, it ends up looking like it's a precious sleeping pup, y'know, like those adorable Pound Puppies from the 80s - probably all slaughtered by repug maga governors.
  10. Buried the goat in a somber and reverent religious ceremony. Ate the dog.
  11. "And, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client has never even met the plaintiff. Well, maybe once or twice, I don't know, people say there are pictures. Look, he meets a lot of people, ok? He's very popular and when you're popular everyone wants to meet you and get a picture and the flashes go off and it's like flash, pop, pop pop pop. Like popcorn, right? All the popping and then you eat it and it's like you aren't eating anything at all, but it tastes so good. So good. But not the bailiff. The bailiff, look, the bailiff, ahhhhhhh. And the plaintiff. Some very good people are saying that she isn't the plaintiff, but she is, and she isn't, she isn't even the defendant's type, and he never met her before. Thank you."
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