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TexLonghorn

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  1. Excerpt from inevitable upcoming Gen Alpha Football Guide: "There are many ways to score points playing fooby. The best scoring play is the tuddy, which not only gives the team six points, but also lets the scoring team go for an extra point with a patty, or an extra two points from a twopy. If the team can't score a tuddy on their drive, they can still get points with a three-point feegy. And it isn't just the offy that can score points - by forcing the other team to down the ball in their own end zone, the deefy can add to a team's score thru a two-point safey."
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  3. Anyone have "Cards Against Humanity game maker sues Elon Musk" on their 2024 bingo cards? If so, you can mark it.
  4. Hey, everyone! Turns out we all misunderstood Mario Lopez when he posted about celebrity obsession and low intelligence! He actually meant the opposite! Oopsies! And this is his true belief, not a reaction to how ratioed he got for the first post.
  5. The TikTok version of this was posted somewhere (these threads are moving fast), but here's a fuller version from Youtube:
  6. Bias!! Why aren't they reporting on the three vote.gov visitors that were referred from Scott Baio's Truth account?? Somehow they don't count just because they couldn't understand the process to register??
  7. ""concepts of a plan"! We all immediately let out the most real, authentic, hysterical laughs of our entire lives!
  8. That, or Angela Merkel finally located the source of the smell in the room.
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