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Hookah Horns

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  1. I'd put my money on the Wag the Dog scenario.
  2. Tackiest motherfucker of all time.
  3. Is this article saying nobody can find $5 billion, or that nobody can find any income from these things? Only a fool would have believed for one second that 1,000 cards were sold in a day.
  4. Hockey ain't my bag, but I wouldn't call it boring.
  5. I'm with you. But let's not act like Trump is above court-martialing such a general for treason and seeking the death penalty.
  6. Almost as good a nickname as Nutlick.
  7. How the fuck is that what they're demanding with all that's going on? How about "get the fucking military out of our peaceful cities, you fascist closeted polesmokers, then maybe we'll come to the table."
  8. I can't get over how fucktarded it was just to put all these people in the same place, and to let everyone know about it beforehand. That this is what they did it for...we're proper fucked.
  9. Narrator: They were, in fact, putting in a lot more work in their election chicanery efforts.
  10. Holy shıt. I would go apeshit if my employer pulled that bullshit.
  11. Hell, we're even risking total destruction of our species to do so, with the development of artificial superintelligence.
  12. It's pretty rare for trial counsel/their firm to also handle an appeal.
  13. And I'm sure CNN didn't dare to suggest even the possibility of it being bullshit.
  14. They truly satirize themselves perfectly.
  15. Been saying this for years. They are cracker jihadis.
  16. I'm in awe at what a world class piece of shit the dotard is. I can't understand how anyone tolerates him, much less the worship by so many of these lunatics. I'm in fucking wonderment that such a large percentage of this country support such a brazenly shitty and petulant human being.
  17. Impeached and convicted.
  18. He did. He knows he's invincible.
  19. This is an astute catch. I'm fairly certain I've never used the word outfit for clothing in my entire life.
  20. It's contagious.
  21. Fucker would've survived a crash somehow anyway.
  22. Mickey Mouse fascism is what we've got.
  23. How about just telling your lover you killed someone without being absolutely sure they'd be happy or okay with it? That is wild by itself.
  24. I bet even the MAGAts are secretly shocked at how the left continues to take this neverending series of smooth buttfuckings without a fight.
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