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Katfid54

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  1. I'm also v surprised that we didn't get a #triggered post from @SydneyCarton when that guillotine was posted.
  2. In order to get to the Tell Me About Baylor thread, I must move my mouse the entire way to the thread. To move the mouse to the thread, I have to first move the mouse halfway to the thread. After I move the mouse halfway to the thread, I have to move the mouse another halfway to the thread. After that, I have to move the mouse another halfway to the thread. After that, I have to move the mouse another halfway to the thread. But because I have to type that shit an infinite number of times in this thread, I can never move my mouse.
  3. But which one do we execute first? Kind of a guillotine version of Zeno's paradox. Therefore, neither ever get executed. Tough stuff.
  4. Option 3: What even is defense?
  5. Your mom sucked my drill last night after I sampled her wide receiver.
  6. Well, then, enjoy!
  7. Between not understanding the meaning of "summate" earlier and incorrectly employing "tautology" here, your vocab game is on the struggle bus today.
  8. Steel yourself for disappointment:
  9. This is a strong know-it-all 10th post. I can help you out, since you seem like you'd be a blast at parties. You can put me on ignore after reading this, and I'll do the same for you after typing this, and we'll forget either of us existed. You obviously didn't get his username's reference to the film, "Pulp Fiction." If you had, you'd known that he and his posts were bound to be hilarious and very original.
  10. You have it exactly backwards.
  11. Potential LB hires:
  12. Parallax effect.
  13. That video wasn't wholly reassuring. Although coaching DBs that when the ball is in the air, they look for "man, then ball" was breathtaking after this past season's DB play.
  14. Even if it turns out that Valai is the second coming of Duane Akina, hiring him at this point in his career is a bad hire. Hopefully Chris Ash is willing and able to coach all things Defensive Back, so if Valai turns out to suck at teaching, he can focus on recruiting. But if that were the case, why not just keep Washington?
  15. Did you ask her, " What's Grandma doing at the flippin' sand dunes!?"
  16. Pretty sure that only means that Gundy's seventh son will be gifted with the Sight. Being the seventh son of a non-seventh son ain't worth shit.
  17. With the transfer portal, he can potentially find a plug-and-play QB, too.
  18. what's the scuttle on him? i honestly don't know. I mean, for one:
  19. Because that's not how math works.
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