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Katfid54

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  1. We should hire him for DC. Might make a good position coach
  2. If you need tannerite because you're not a good enough shot to know whether you can hit the Godzillatron, it might be time to put the rifle away.
  3. I mean, I agree that he should fix the morale issue. And he should fix the shitty talent development we've seen the last year. And he should fix the lack of fundamental coaching on defense. And I also agree that him coordinating the offense isn't something he's likely to actually do. But it is what he should do, if he can't get Brady/Graham/someone sufficiently of that ilk.
  4. Hmmm, our offense didn't fail miserably this past...season?
  5. There's no reason to do something dumb like hiring Chip Long or someone else who sucks shit through a straw. If Herman can't find an OC who will be an upgrade over himself, he ought to go out and hire the best recruiters and developers to come and be position coaches. And then just keep coordinating the offense, even if he doesn't want to. Our offense was good last year, and if he had coaches who could actually develop WR talent and assist with scheme, it would have been excellent. The only reason to go away from what has worked is if we can upgrade. There's zero reason to take a step back by hiring someone like Chip fucking Long. Frankly, I feel the same way about Rhett Lashlee.
  6. Not sure I can put up with another 4 years of @OnAComputermispronouncing the name "Kerwin."
  7. Lol that the "only" miss is three misses.
  8. D.J. Durkin is employed.
  9. That would be a BLATANT DISREGARD FOR YOUR TEAMMATES! YOU ARE HEADED TO AREA 51!!!
  10. You've overstating how he did at LSU. He was basically publicly castrated by Orgeron a game or two into the 2017 season, which is why he took a worse job at Maryland. He was one of the last names in the running for the Maryland job, and many thought he had a good chance of getting it. I agree that it's surprising he's unemployed.
  11. He should very much see a physician about that.
  12. It's the latest in singing technology. It makes non-stop rocking possible.
  13. I did that last time he reared his ugly head. I thought "THOT Police" was a good replacement. Why don't you try inventing something like inward singing, you fucking dick?
  14. You're toast, dude. The THOT police is already hot on your tail.
  15. Sponge-worthy, if you ask me.
  16. Lbs can fend for themselves. You ain't gonna make it in the league if you're not a self-starter. Three DL coaches is v innovative.
  17. I wasn't trying to come up with a "dream staff." I was trying to come up with a most likely.
  18. okay, fuck it. Let's do this. Projected 2020 offensive staff: OC/QB: Graham Harrel OWR/WR?: Rashaad Samples IWR? TE?: Jeff Traylor RB: Stan Drayton OL: Herb Hand Projected 2020 defensive staff: DC/Safeties: Chris Ash CB: Duane Akina LBs: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ DE: Oscar Giles Special Teams Coordinator/DT coach: Craig Naivar (joking/not joking, per his resume)
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