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The Marsellus Wallace

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  1. I be the confuse-ed too.
  2. Early in my career I defended an 81 year-old guy on a forcible rape charge. I plead it down to assault with a dead weapon.
  3. They be savin' some coin. Not a bad idea.
  4. My point exactly.
  5. It's like riding a bicycle.
  6. I wouldn't ever be willing if aggy has anything to do with it.
  7. If that was the case, there would only have been about 6 posts since May 25th.
  8. Yeah, and you can't fix it.
  9. Yeah, well, y'all better watch out for the thought police. They're coming and this time they got a warrant. However, things just may turn out all right after all (substitute Gundy for Dean): Sent to first base as a pinch-runner in Game 4 of the 1934 World Series, Dean attempted to break up a double play on a groundball. The second baseman's throw ended up hitting him square in the head, knocking him unconscious. Dean's X-ray at the hospital came back negative -- giving way to a supposed newspaper headline of "X-rays of Dean's head show nothing." That nothing came back to pitch in Game 5 and toss a World Series-winning, complete game shutout in Game 7.
  10. I appreciate your newfound circumspection. It's a rare and precious quality on this board. (Insert foreskin jokes . . . here: )
  11. Small market face. How the hell did she get on camera in DC? Oh, wait . . .
  12. Wonder how those BMD's who used to have 40-yardline seats are gonna' feel sitting in the end zone because of social distancing?
  13. I spit iced tea on my keyboard. Through my nose.
  14. He wants what he wants when he wants it. Right now he wants his MTV! -- I mean his CFB!
  15. How 'bout we just leave it the fuck alone?
  16. Those 17 wins in 2018-19 include Tx State, Lamar, UTSA, Northwestern State, Louisiana-Monroe, and UAB. Take away those 6 cupcakes and they're 11-9. And don't forget, some of those 11 came against mighty Arkansas, Kentucky, and the Mississippi schools.
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