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  1. The only time he seems remotely happy is when he’s talking shit about celebrities. For the good of the nation we should have made Robert Pattinson keep dating Kristen Stewart to distract him from trying to be president.
  2. OPSEC? Don’t worry Hegseth’s got you fam. lulz.
  3. Anyway, I can’t tell what’s more on-brand: that JD Vance’s primary concern about bombing Yemen was that somehow Europeans might benefit, or Anastasis plunging in here with his Ron Paul schtick after months of goaltending for this crew.
  4. Disagree. In this specific instance it was also dumb as fuck but the reason they have Signal on their phones and talk to each other there instead of the apps on their gov phones (even just about unclassified stuff) is to have a place where records laws don’t apply and a FOIA can’t reach.
  5. There is nothing at all convenient or easy about sending and receiving SCI shit and the whole reason to have a PC is to have the chats they did securely. Look, all elected officials get squirrelly with classified shit cause they are busy and obstinate and too important. This is egregious and many times worse than Nuland’s leaked texts or Hilary’s server.
  6. Brisket is right, the whole point is to not use government devices to do the people’s business, to avoid accountability and scrutiny. And yes— I was disgusted by Hilary doing the same thing (that’s why she did) and would not have voted for her if her opponent had not been a simple criminal. There is no E2EE app secure enough to send the info Hegseth sent via a mobile device that is not 100 percent physically secured by a clearance holder at all times and that is not completely walled off from any other connection. But I’m sure DJT telepathically retroactively declassified it or some shit.
  7. Imagine having the IQ of a person this was intended to work on.
  8. Stephen Miller suggesting we shake down Egypt and Europe was a nice touch. Marco will have some interesting phone calls coming up.
  9. This contains multitudes. My favorite is JD Vance telling them all he’s praying and then others sending the praying hands emoji. You know they were rolling their eyes.
  10. Promising not to drink if you’re allowed to be SecDef is one of the top three most “problem drinker” things ever said.
  11. Just incredible on every level, they are as stupid in private as in public.
  12. Pete Hegseth accidentally sent the editor of The Atlantic the strike plans on the Houthis when he accidentally added him to a Signal group. Gift article only works via Xitter, sorry. The grownups are back!
  13. It’s under-appreciated that this crew has an edgelord meme level understanding of the world. Witkoff on Carlson banging on about how the Middle East has so much more potential than Europe as a partner but in the real world it’s not a race where they pull even in six lifetimes. Europe needs a kick in the ass (and got one) but here’s reality: the Middle East has nothing of value outside of petro chemicals and doesn’t need special care to sell that to us, they can’t eat it. The entire region with a slight exception for tiny Israel produces no innovation, no science, no culture appealing to anyone but them, nothing but angry young men desperate to get to…..Europe. And it will never do any of those things so long as it retains the stupid and backward mentality of its rulers, which we are desperate to reproduce here. We are closer to turning into a failed and angry Middle East style sclerotic autocracy than the Middle East is to catchup up with Europe.
  14. And wrecking our image and destroying decades long friendships in the hopes that Putin will give Trump a reacharound.
  15. The worst and dumbest people alive are in charge of America’s foreign policy.
  16. I’ve told the story here but I got to watch a fat girl in pajamas get kicked off a flight because she wouldn’t move her body pillow and shit out of the aisle, then she called the FA a homophobic slur. She was right next to me. I had much satisfaction.
  17. Triggered over a fake parking ticket. So much terrorism.
  18. Came here to post this video of George caving in a heavy bag. Absolutely perfect violence.
  19. The GOP does really well among the uneducated in rural areas because a lot of the people who stay there are dumb and lazy and the GOP indulges in their desire to blame their lot on someone else. You’re no more than a two hour drive from a place where you can get a job and everything doesn’t suck, if you can’t figure it out and choose to stay there and put your kids in shitty schools, you’re not reachable by Democrats with policy solutions.
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