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Modessit

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  1. Here's a pic from this year (with mom). Can't find any old pics of mom to show what she looked like 35 years ago:
  2. No, the proper response is to wait until you're driving and it starts raining. Then randomly roll her window down while pointing and saying, "Oh, sorry, I thought I saw someone I knew."
  3. Is Tim the guy she's banging on the side?
  4. Her grandma and my grandma were sisters. I've met her in person once. Will probably see her again at a reunion in August. When I was 14, I got an extended view of her mom's (about 19 at the time) freckled cleavage in a bikini. It moved.
  5. One of my cousins made one of those teams but I don't know if she ever actually played in a game.
  6. Thought the replay showed there was no H2H contact.
  7. Clutch FTs for Rori, sitting on the bench much of the game, first time at the stripe, cold-blooded killer.
  8. I deliver for Amazon and usually do the 3:30am routes. That's where the money is.
  9. Just talked to a driver who came in from Red Bud/Gattis School area in RR. Said trees down, roofs torn off, etc.
  10. This light pole is bent to hell. Traffic lights at 35/45 are twisted but up.
  11. I have an Amazon shift starting in 20 minutes near where the RR tornado crossed 35. About to be in that area to see what's up.
  12. I swear OSU's coaching staff shirts look like they bought them at the Stillwater Airport gift shop on the way to Austin, but they only had 3XL in stock. Assuming Stillwater has an airport.
  13. Littel spent a good amount of time bitching to the head official during the break.
  14. Last game at the FEC. Good time to bring the kids to their 1st game.
  15. There be plenty of blood. It would just be for one week each month.
  16. My wife doesn't understand how electricity works. She constantly unplugs things that aren't being used to "save electricity". I've tried to explain that a lamp doesn't use electricity until the switch is turned on and completes the circuit. She argued that there was electricity going from the wall to the switch and she was keeping that electricity from being wasted. Whatever. It's her problem as I don't use that and I'm tired of arguing. If I need to use the toaster or can opener or whatever then I plug it in and use it and leave it plugged in when not being used. She unplugs it later when she sees it. I've also told her that the few things that have a clock use very little electricity and it's not worth unplugging it if you have to reset the time every time you plug it back in. So - with that in mind, my wife's single-cup coffee machine usually gets unplugged after she makes her coffee in the morning. I don't drink coffee so I don't care. Recently she complained that her coffee machine was taking forever to make coffee. I determined that hard water deposits had clogged it up because she hadn't been running vinegar through it on a regular basis to clean it. I tried using vinegar but it was so clogged it wasn't clearing. It just so happens we have a spare coffee machine that a friend gave us. This one is programmable. I figured the wife would want it so her coffee would be ready when she got up but she liked using her old machine. I pulled the spare machine out, plugged it in, looked up the manual online, set the clock, put in filter, coffee, and water, and programmed it to start at 5:45am. I'm usually gone for work by 2:30am, so I texted her later to see if it made coffee. "YES!" Good. Except that night she wanted me to show her how to set the program. I told her it was already programmed and she just needed to hit the "Start Program" button. When she came back to tell me that didn't work, I went into the kitchen to find out she had unplugged it that morning and cleared everything. I explained how she shouldn't unplug it, showed her how to reset the clock, set the program, start the program, etc. I told her if she unplugs it again she'll have to do this all over again. If she leaves it plugged in and just turns it off, then she can just hit the Start Program button that night for the next morning. "OK." Came home this morning and found the coffee machine unplugged again. I'm not saying a fucking thing.
  17. My sister has 7 kids. I will post the age of the 1st kid when each of the other 6 were born: 2nd kid - 11.5 months 3rd kid - 2 years 2 months 4th kid - 3 years 7 months 5th kid - 5 years 3 months 6th kid - 6 years 11 5 months 7th kid - 8 years 11.5 months #2 and #6 have the same birthday. Her oldest has 3 kids of her own now. Oldest is 5.
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