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Modessit

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  1. He changed his name to "Jimbo" and decided to take them down from within.
  2. They're a good team and they deserved to win
  3. Ok. That makes sense. Wasn’t thinking about special teams when I made my prediction. I'll fix that glitch.
  4. But you're not buying out Jimbo. You continue to pay him to sit in an office and watch SpongeBob all day. It's like having an expensive car that doesn't work and can't be fixed but you owe a bunch on it still. You can pay off the entire loan and then go buy another, but that means you're paying for two entire cars at once which is hard to do. So you just keep making the monthly payments on the broken one, then lease payments on the new one. Much easier to afford two monthly payments then to pay off both in full.
  5. Then call him that. Just don't let him on the field.
  6. Not to argue, but where are you getting your 76 plays from? 36 passes and 35 rushes should be 71, no?
  7. Nolan Ryan still around? Or anyone with an Astros and Austin connection?
  8. Yep. Can't afford $95 million right now. Don't fire him. Reassign him to an assistant athletic director role and keep paying him his $9.5M salary on the current schedule even if you have to do it for ten years. Easier to make the monthly payments than pay the lump sum, especially when you're going to have to pay for a replacement at the same time. Fire the rest of the staff (hopefully they don't have long guaranteed contracts). Get a new coach - someone younger and cheaper with a decent track record to come in for 2-3 years at $3.5M or so. If they pan out, bump the pay. If not, then go after the big name once the national impression of Jimbo's aggys has faded. And they can hope Jimbo decides to quit and forfeit the rest of his pay. Make him the TexAgs liaison. That should do it. Or move his desk to the basement and take away his red stapler. Just keep him away from matches.
  9. They went to AppSt and JacksonSt. Playoff teams aren't their concern. Wouldn't be surprised if they went to Tulane for the UCF game. Edit: You look over there and it's all about taking too much time to verify next week's schedule and getting beat by mdmost.
  10. Change his username to The Ass of Asses.
  11. I'd love to see a gif or vidcap of that deep push by one of our dlinemen on their last series. Drove straight back into AMs knees.
  12. If anyone has any input on the post-game presser questions: "Coach, could you tell us which titter the defensive coaches hang out at during the game? And as a follow-up, how many of the offensive coaches join them at halftime?"
  13. Dammit! We cannot get a break.
  14. I expect a well-designed pass past the sticks to an open receiver that drops the ball, causing the dumbass posters to blame Sark for it.
  15. I'd really love a turnover right now
  16. Ford didn't know where the ball was
  17. Hold onto the fucking ball
  18. We should try playing a deep safety for plays like that.
  19. Ball lying on the ground and Jamison just looking at it.
  20. They're just trying to get backed up to 35yds to make it easier.
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