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Modessit

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  1. I lived in western Iowa until I was 16. That part is ISU territory and even our HS - a perennial state-champ contender - had the Cyclone mascot. I have tons of relatives up there that go to the home games but don't travel. Many have kids that went to ISU. But there are a few cousins who went to ISU and have kids at ISU and all they do is post Nebraska shit on FB. Pics in Husker gear. I'm waiting for them to post something about ISU today so I can roast them. But I do have one cousin living in Iowa who is a huge Longhorn fan. Her and her family have tons of Longhorn stuff. Started liking us because we beat Nebraska a lot, then fell in love when VY put a dagger in USC's heart. And no - you don't want pics. Trust me. Tl;dr - get ready for the beatdown.
  2. If you have a kid in 1st grade in Austin and scheduled his birthday party today at 11am when my wife has a training she can't miss so I have to take my daughter - well then FUCK YOU! And you'd better keep my kids entertained so I can sit to the side and watch the game on my phone.
  3. "Daddy"
  4. The argument here is whether or not they "played well". I don't think they did. The other teams' performance were shitty or sub-par so a mediocre to okay performance was enough. Do we really think aggy has a great defense because of how they played Alabama? Or did it just look decent because Bama played with their backup QB?
  5. "ISU's defense!" "Their defense averages..." Come the fuck on. Their defensive average is based on playing a shitty Iowa, SE Missouri St, and Ohio. Throw in a bad QB performance by upstart Kansas and a shitty performance by KSU (who hasn't beaten anybody really - ou? - and lost to Tulane) and who have they played that could really test them on defense? Baylor - who scored 34 on them? The same Baylor that lost to WV last night? Usually when everyone predicts a blowout it ends up a close game. And when they predict a close game or loss, it turns into a blowout win. TL;dr- we gonna win big.
  6. They flipped it. His actual record vs SEC was 17-15. Mainly because of 2012.
  7. Besides the upgrade in anticipation, trusting the receiver to run the proper route, and putting the ball where only he could catch it, imagine this play with Card. He'd ignore the two receivers on the left and focus on the apparent open receiver in the middle of the field - completely missing the safety hiding behind the ref ready to pounce.
  8. I thought it was never going to rain again. Got wet at 183/290. Can see more out by Webberville (past my house) and there is light rain as I approach 130. Also got a pic of a double rainbow to show the kids.
  9. How far down is ou? JerseyMan had a better chance of scoring on Saturday than ou did.
  10. SIAP Texas and ou are headed to the SEC where Heupel is now. It's much more tolerable to the fanbase to lose to Texas when coaching at Tennessee then it is when coaching at ou.
  11. Starts at 7pm. What's going on at 730? Patterson replacing PK?
  12. Joe Burrow and Trevor Lawrence seemed equally unflappable both times they won the CFP so I don't think Quinn's going to be hurt by his attitude during the game. Maybe it matters if you're a Kellen Mond.
  13. "Kyle was back there grilling steaks"?
  14. Not sure where else to put this. Friend sent me this. Not sure if it was real or not.
  15. Texas 52 Iowa St 10 33 attempts for 187
  16. Ewers came back Gooners waving the white flag Shutout them bitches
  17. [CHIP]Who's cock?[/bROWN]
  18. I remember a while back Les Miles did a fake where the holder tossed it back over his shoulder to the kicker who ran. His knee was on the ground too.
  19. Not sure if anyone else has mentioned it, but according to that rule the ball is still alive only if the kicker runs, passes, etc in a kick simulation. It specifically says an offensive player (kicker) can do it if the ball is held in a place-kick position by a teammate. It doesn't say the teammate can throw it with a knee on the ground. Unless there is more to that rule you didn't clip.
  20. Didn't Aquarena Springs have a Diving Pig?
  21. Modessit

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