Jump to content

ElChupacabra

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    876
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by ElChupacabra

  1. I saw they opened up a location on the Bentonville square a while back too. I agree, their burnt ends are good. Their ribs have too much pepper on them and it overpowers the meat. Fred's Hickory Inn in Bentonville has the best all around ribs in NWA, in my opinion. And they have a damn good vinegar based sauce to go with them if you want that.
  2. Arkansas folks think chili has beans in it. All you need to know right there.
  3. I'm pretty sure the family that owns it is actually from Texas, too. But, then again, so is Lincoln Riley and we've all seen his skills on the que.
  4. As sad as it is, Wright's is the best BBQ around NWA.
  5. You're fucking high if you think he's capable of understanding any of that.
  6. @Lowcountry Hogis the front runner for President of Arkansas right now.
  7. Give me Total Boofing for 500, Alex.
  8. I can't lie. I snort laughed at that. Thanks for that
  9. Yes. Seven years ago. Meanwhile, five days ago you were tied in the fourth quarter with Rice. Explain to me where all your confidence that piggy will win this Saturday comes from because I'm not seeing it.
  10. Imagine being so pathetic that your fan base is impressed with the new coach winning three games in a season instead of three years. Really marinate on that for a minute.
  11. I'm sorry your team sucks shit through a straw and gets absolutely embarrassed by any team with a pulse but that's no excuse for you talk poorly about your soon-to-be fifth daddy. It's okay though because Texas will treat you differently than your other daddies. They like to pound you and then expect you to kiss them afterwards. We won't expect that at all. We'll just humiliate you and then hose you off with the garden hose and shove you back in the cellar until next season. We won't be requiring your praises in the meantime so you can keep all that SECSECSEC homer shit for yourselves and aggy.
  12. Cool story. Now tell us about your most recent rankings.
  13. Sure was. The funniest part? They act as if it never even happened when you mention it to them. They completely wiped that game from their collective memory.
  14. I don't know shit about fuck when it comes to baseball but one thing I do know is that Arky fans are devoted and I just know that completely wrecked their fans. Which I love.
  15. That was fucking awesome. 10/10 would watch again.
  16. That can't be true. EVERYONE I KNOW CALLS THEM THE OMAHOGS! They run that shit, right?
  17. I don't hate doormats. I just think they're overrated because they are a part of a large and renowned group (area rugs) and instead of standing on their own merits they just ride coattails through the doorway to success. I tried way too hard to be witty on this one and it shows
  18. And Arky is in the best conference in college sports and has a losing bowl record. So it's okay to suck ass in a big league but not okay to be one of the best in a small league? Recency bias requires that we only look at the most recent meeting. Because I'm lazy and don't really care enough to look anything up, will you expound upon this? I'm assuming it was in basketball or baseball. I don't follow either enough to know
  19. Lol yeah fairly recently. I was still shitting in diapers at two years old and I'm now scaring the shit out of thirty. At least I had hair on my nuts when Texas last won a football national championship.
  20. You hate to see it.
  21. Piglet is terrified. They know that if Texas strolls into Fayetteville and absolutely embarrasses them that they're all going to catch hell from their SEC brethren--especially aggy.
  22. Same as in same person? Could be, I guess. They are definitely the same genealogically seeing as how they all share approximately 70.8% of the same DNA.
  23. Last time Arky played TCU they managed to score one whole touchdown in four quarters of play and lost 28-7.
  24. Also, might want to compare Arky and TCU stats when it comes to winning percentage, bowl records, last conference title, pretty much every statistic that measures the success of a program. I know you're from Arkansas and can't read very well so I'll give you a quick breakdown: TCU beats out pork aggy in just about every single metric. You're welcome. Now run along and get back in line at the chicken plant, kid.
  25. The funniest thing about you piglet fans is you've been perfectly okay with being your conference's doormat. Hell, Misery even had a more successful season since joining the SEC than arky has had. The reason "Texas is back" is even a thing is because Texas was at the top of CFB and lost their way. Piglet hasn't been at the top of ANYTHING in a long, long time. Name your last conference title. Name your last national championship in any of the three major sports. Name the last time you were even in contention for either of the above. I'll wait.
×
×
  • Create New...