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ElChupacabra

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  1. Was just thinking the same thing. Would be hilarious.
  2. I'm having a hard time even giving a fuck about any game but our game tonight BUT this is pretty enjoyable. Fuck the entire state of Ohio and their couches.
  3. That doesn't exist. I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints and then I smoke two more. FIGHT!!!!
  4. But they only fuck dimes so...
  5. That's fair. They pay my wife way too much for us to move away or we'd probably be in North Texas somewhere. I'd sell my business and move back in a heartbeat.
  6. You're too good to eat at a Texas Roadhouse? Come to NWA and go have dinner at Colton's steakhouse and you'll be salivating at the thought of TR.
  7. Wait. Why the fuck is that guy doing a gig em? Drown him.
  8. Fuck yeah man! Can't believe you caught a cow in the river but it's Arkansas so anything is possible.
  9. If you lived here and understood how bad the restaurant selection is you'd be happy about TR coming to town, too. It's cheap, decent food and the waitresses wear daisy dukes. What's not to like?
  10. Lol just passed a broken down rv and thought it was y'all. But it's twice the size of your shaggin wagon
  11. I can if that's what it takes.
  12. We are FINALLY getting a Texas Roadhouse up here. Thank the lort.
  13. I'll have to give them a second chance but I've grilled a better steak while I was blackout drink and chiefing like Willie
  14. You're gonna pass me. I'll be in a Silver Birch GMC Duramax with my hook ems out the window for the rest of the drive. Throw me a beer
  15. Passing through Fayetteville right now on my way to Oklahoma for a business trip. Wish I could meet some of you assholes in person but maybe next time. Burn this city to the ground, my friends!!!
  16. I can tell you the Doe's in Bentonville is mediocre at best.
  17. Jeebus. Just watching that Arky vs Rice game and Rice's head coach is in his fourth year with a 7-23 record with his best year being 3-9 in 2019. They stuck with Arkansas through three full quarters. Advantage aggy?
  18. Jesus that's spot on. You know, other than being like a foot and a half shorter and 30-something years younger. Oh, and, actually being an intelligent person. Pretty sure old Dolf has like 5 degrees in chemical engineering.
  19. Can anyone confirm if it was both legs? Gotta imagine that is pretty damn rare.
  20. On the opening kickoff, the Arkansas returner tried to hit a couple spin moves while holding the ball outstretched away from his body a la Kyler Murray and fumbles the ball but pig recovers.
  21. Link to YouTube video of full game. https://youtu.be/lYlczmby8GQ
  22. You're safely in section 2, amigo. Don't sweat it.
  23. Surly Twitter has woken up and chosen violence!
  24. Already covered up thread, I believe. I think he's legit. The amateur sleuth known as @ztejasworked his Google Fu and got nothing
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