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ElChupacabra

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  1. Oh look, the bucktooths getting love from the ref after commiting DPI with no flag.
  2. Sam made the 53 man roster. Good for him. "He's not NFL caliber." -some guy that never even sniffed being an NFL player
  3. For my business, absolutely. Personal monthly bills? Nope. I couldn't tell you how much we pay for our cell phones, internet, cable, electric, etc. She handles all of that.
  4. Yep. Definitely hitting that Zipline. Good shit!
  5. I once had a $17 electric bill when I lived on a ranch with a electric co-op. I mailed a check for $20 just to see what would happen. They applied that shit to the next month 😂
  6. WTF. You're either an old or you're part Devil. Which is it?
  7. I don't know about it being the norm but it works excellently for us. She is much more organized than I am. Over half of my close friends don't even mow their own yards. Their wives do it. Blows my mind. My wife would probably die of laughter if I even suggested that she should handle the lawn care. On the flip side, she would probably have a heart attack if I were to load the dishwasher so I guess we're just complimentary.
  8. Question for you gents and siap but will there be Bevo Blvd going on this year? I think last year they weren't doing it but I don't recall seeing anything on it for this season. I'd like to get down there for a couple games this year and wanted to experience that as well.
  9. To be honest, I can't remember the last time I personally paid a bill. The better half handles all that. I couldn't even begin to guess what it is.
  10. That's dumb. I know a good divorce attorney if you want his info.
  11. If that's a humble brag then I am fucking LOADED. Our house stays at a consistent 67°. I work in the heat, I don't want to relax in it.
  12. That's two for flinching for that dude.
  13. My brother's appendix ruptured when he was playing QB in college. I think it took him about a month before he was good to go full contact but I think he also had a minor hernia that they took care of while they were at it. So I'd say 3-4 weeks for a strong guy.
  14. I've had some pretty toxic coaches in my life so maybe I'm "conditioned" to it but that seemed very, very mild. Drama was happening, coach stepped in to diffuse, it worked. I'm just old enough that I still remember coaches yanking players around by the facemask to get their point across. I once had a wrestling coach that took down one of our heavyweights and literally punked him until he cried because the heavyweight had accidentally hurt one of our older coaches with a sneak attack and he inadvertently separated the coach's sternum. Completely accidental and nothing malicious intended but the head coach was an egotistical prick and felt he had to do it I guess. He was an excellent coach but just a fucking terrible person. Found out years later that he was banging a HS girl while his wife was pregnant with twins. A real piece of shit.
  15. To be honest, I'd just like to see a game where we don't kill half our drives with stupid penalties, a competent run game, competent special teams, and the coach not sit back and relax when we're up by one score. That would be ideal. If we can do that, I have no doubt that Texas will win. I'm excited to see PK's defense in action. Would be sick to see our D Line feast in the backfield and our DB's actually play like they **want** incomplete passes.
  16. Why 10 feet though? He probably won't even smell it from that far away.
  17. Yup. The refs can only do so much without blatantly cheating. Best to take it out of their hands and just blow everyone out. AGNB baybay.
  18. Yeah but only recently. I want to say it hit my area about 2-3 years ago. We also have a lot of local breweries and distilleries so I think the Yeungling fad around here was short-lived.
  19. Fucking low. Like the IQ of the average aggy low.
  20. They are good. There's a light version too but it's really not very good and I'm no beer snob.
  21. I see you are also a refined individual. I, too, purchase my fine glasswares at Bucee's.
  22. Never apologize for partying. To find Lattes all one must do is let out the universal redneck partying call. Just give it a good old " YEEEEE YEEEEE" and you'll instantly have a cold Latte in each hand.
  23. Or fix spelling errors. Scantily. Otherwise, spot on.
  24. I'm saying 10-2 but honestly I can't really see an outright loss other than ousux and I've seen enough of Rattler's play to know that he's very good but also mentally weak and will fold like a cheap lawn chair if he's getting pressured consistently. If I had to guess I would say frog would be the other one because Fatterson seems to be our fucking daddy for the last decade.
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