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ElChupacabra

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  1. Fuck man. Somebody please hurry up and invent time travel. To go back to being a 13 year old kid and laying in the living room floor watching that championship game against USC and seeing Vince trot into the end zone.....man.
  2. LOL somebody link the video of El Prez and Big Cat absolutely shutting that dumb aggy down when she said that Texas and aggy are on the same level.
  3. Ah, yes. That pretty much covers it. Thanks 👍
  4. Anybody care to recap the action in ten words or less?
  5. Y'all unsweet tea drinkers are fucking high. I want my tea to make my dentist cry when he takes a sip. And I want a whole lemon slice in that motherfucker. No exceptions.
  6. Do those 37 meetings include wins that should have been vacated due to NCAA infractions?
  7. Fuck yeah, Matthew.
  8. If we don't go bowling this year then it's probably time to just hang it up. Maybe rip out that nice new turf and throw in another pool since swimming seems to be our best sport at this point.
  9. Ah fuck. Soccer. They're whipping our ass in soccer. Not softball. And, yes, I golf. Pretty fucking well, too.
  10. Well, they are kicking our ass in...*checks notes*....softball. So they've got that going for them.
  11. Lowell Galindo pretty much ruins LHN for everyone so....maybe he's not trolling.
  12. Well sonuvabitch. Oh well. Still Texas. For now at least.
  13. I'll have to check out Farrell's. I like that JJ's down there. We had lunch and drinks there before hopping around. I live up in BV so JJ's is one of like 4 restaurants up here so I eat there pretty often. Thanks for the tips man 👍
  14. You will find some primo ass in South Tulsa on any given night though. I stopped at a QT on my way to OKC a few weeks back and thought I had crossed into the Twilight Zone of hotties. It was crazy.
  15. I feel this should have an asterisk next to it. PARTS of Tulsa are beautiful. The majority of it is a shit hole with vagrants and meth heads constantly begging for money or being twacked out of their minds and rambling incoherently in your general direction. Spot on with the architecture stuff though. There are some beautiful buildings in the downtown area.
  16. Hey, so I live in NWA and was wondering where the good tailgate spots are or even a good bar that will be showing the game. I'm not going to go to the game but I'd like to be down in that area on game day. Just recently spent a day out on Dickson before a concert I was going to and was trying to scout some good bars but honestly I didn't really find one that seemed like it would be a good time on game day. Any recommendations?
  17. Wife picked me up one of these after I mentioned wanting a nice game day koozie. I'll put some leather conditioner on to keep the Busch lattes from staining it. Very well made koozie and super tight fit on a 12oz can. Almost too tight but she'll break in. https://paristexasco.com/collections/texas-longhorns/products/ut-needlepoint-can-cooler I lived in Paris when I was knee high to a grasshopper. Pretty cool to see a homegrown company making good stuff.
  18. Yep. "Our schedule is full" is bitch-speak for "You've whipped our ass too many times already. No mas, Papi."
  19. Nice. He'll have fun in Austin for sure. I wonder if he'll ever actually compete for the starting job. If Arch comes in I don't think anyone is standing in his way.
  20. Exactly. When I first moved to Arkansas all my Texas friends and family kept asking me if I was still in the habit of wearing shoes. So far, I am.
  21. Uh...who is Cole Lourd? Walk-on QB?
  22. We need a "mothafuckin' right" button.
  23. This is the only true shit on this entire page. Well done.
  24. That's fucking depressing.
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