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ElChupacabra

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  1. I'd give you rep but apparently I'm limited to one a day. But, I fuck witcha.
  2. It really doesn't. Bama is headed to the big game and distractions are the last thing Saban would allow within his program at a time like this.
  3. Personally, I don't believe that Saban would give Sark the okay to be announced as our new HC until after Alabama's season is over. I think Saban would tell him to keep it hush hush.
  4. I'm just praying that we don't get an announcement of a new coach for roughly 10 days. If Sark is in I think we're destined to wander the desert for another decade.
  5. Patience, boys and girls. We'll be waiting until after the big game before we find out anything. UM's crew won't walk away from a 50/50 shot at a ring and he would never ask them to.
  6. I'm not certain, but I think she performed at a bar that I was bartending at in college back around 2013ish. Could be wrong but we had multiple burlesque shows for both audiences. Pretty impressive how strong they are.
  7. Urban is coming to Texas. It'll be announced the day after tOSU's season is *completely* finished. He'll be in Austin, standing at attention, bagmen in tow, with that cheeky fucking grin on his face just knowing that he's about to turn college football on its head. And we shall rejoice and drink hard liquor and be merry and a percentage of our population will undoubtedly be taken into custody.
  8. We're back to food already so let's go ahead and mosey on back to boots. Anybody got a pair of new Tony Lamas? https://youtu.be/p3s2bUHhUGg
  9. I'll take a plate. Extra dipping sauce cause I'm a fiend. Thanks.
  10. Yep, that's what most "real cowboys" wear in my experience. I'll bet they even know how to pronounce chaps.
  11. I prefer the square toe. I wear a size twelve wide and walk on the outsides of my feet. The square toe just gives me that extra width and helps balance my step better. I've never had any issues getting into the stirrups but they do come in different sizes so you need the right ones for your feet. The most comfortable boots I own are a pair of Anderson Beans with Wild Boar in a square toe.
  12. I don't know man...Mark Wahlberg said he's so successful because he doesn't "work it all out" anymore. I'm trying to own a chain or terrible burger joints, too.
  13. Never tried it but I've heard it smells great.
  14. Freaking great song. Used to listen to it before wrestling matches to get jacked up.
  15. In the animal kingdom food is wealth. Snakes typically only eat every few weeks or months and are long and skinny. So his pappy was remarking about her being too skinny.
  16. That's just all old wive's tales. Trust me...
  17. Snakes ain't got no pockets or hands. Can't carry no dolla dolla bills.
  18. Some points made in this thread that I thought were interesting: Urban Meyer is still employed by both tOSU and FOX. Urban's SIL is on staff at OSU. Urban wants basically errybody from his tOSU staff and won't poach them until tOSU's season is officially done due to buyouts, bonuses, the opportunity to compete for a title, etc. I'm not saying he's coming to TEXAS but there's sure a lot of smoke in the air and he's had plenty of time to crush all of our dreams and that has not happened. I WANT TO BELIEVE.
  19. "Your content will need to be approved by a moderator." Approve?
  20. You fucker. All these years I've been lurking in the shadows and leaving the site when the ads become too obnoxious and you just now give up the secret Magic Johnson aids cure. If I ever meet your hippy looking ass in public I will 1000% kick you square in the balls. Good to be here, by the way.
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