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ElChupacabra

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  1. Can confirm. This shit is good. Hands down the best tequila I've ever had.
  2. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 double clutches and throws off his back foot as he retreating towards his own end zone. I'm convinced Martinez has never played QB in his life.
  3. Ya hate to see it.
  4. Corn aggy with a chance to put on a money drive to go to OT.
  5. I just threw up in my mouth a little. Thanks for that
  6. If this is true then LULZ 😂 No, Mr. Generational QB, we don't have a spot for you because we already have Adrian "Overthrows 7' 4" Tight Ends" Martinez.
  7. Nebraska liquor stores gonna be rolling in the dough tonight.
  8. Bret's gut reached the downed player 9 whole seconds before the rest of him got there.
  9. Possible? Anything's possible. Is it likely? No. Not even remotely.
  10. Holy shit Martinez figured out he can step up into the pocket
  11. But he was in the Heisman talks just a couple years ago!
  12. Nebraska's O line looks about as tough as a litter of kittens. I pray to God that our special teams is sound this year. That punt brought back nightmares.
  13. We'll have our chance to do something about it but it will still suck. I want Bijan to go off this season and just run away with it.
  14. Jeebus. OU is going to eviscerate corn aggy and from that game on all we'll hear is Rattler for Heisman. Great.
  15. That's funny but Bud Light does suck. Gives me a terrible headache. But I'm not knocking folks for drinking it. I just leave that to the hipsters and whatever the new group of idiots are calling themselves nowadays.
  16. Insert yeah well that's just like your opinion man gif here
  17. The badass image on the back? My vote is for Matthew and Bevo passing a dooby in the front seat of the burnt orange Cadillac whilst burning the rears off on San Jacinto with That Smell blaring on the radio. Not sure how they'll put all that into caricature or whatever but I'll buy a dozen.
  18. Hell yeah man! I hope we get some good rain to help you out. Either way, it's going to be beautiful.
  19. I have absolutely ZERO doubt that Dicker has the fucking melons to nail an 80 yarder and flash a coy little smile to the entire piglet sideline but, yes, I do have some doubt that Sark would send the FG unit out for that attempt at the end of a game. Especially since so many people/teams are fucking bitch made and would take that as an egregious act of douchebaggery and immediately paint a bullseye on Texas (let's be honest, we already have the bullseye). If I'm HC? FUCK YEAH GO FOR IT
  20. Their whole mindset is that they are playing Texas early and in a new system and that Sark is an average-at-best HC. I hope Sark comes out AGNB and absolutely embarrasses them to the tune of 66-10 or something like that. It would be glorious.
  21. Hence the popularity of Coor's Light, Michelob Ultra, and Busch Lattes. Essentially water but after a case or three you are just drunk enough to make poor decisions that you may or may not regret the next day. Besides... https://youtu.be/7dongdjh6Dw
  22. Oh, bunch of fancy fuckers in here, huh? Well, color me redneck, I guess. My drink of choice in the heat is an ice cold Busch Latte. You can drink about 47 of them before you need to stop and eat a burger or hot dog and then you're good to go for another 26 before you have to throw up said burger or hot dog. I call it the Circle of Life.
  23. Not looking great from a quick glance at their website. Couple sections say low but floatable while the rest all say very low. I'm very much a leisurely guy so I prefer not to drag my kayak and gear at all if I don't have to.
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