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ElChupacabra

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  1. Fuck man. Wish we could've been there today. I've always had fun at the Spring Game. My favorite part is that no one is ever there and I don't have to stand in line for beer and BBQ.
  2. Starts at 1:00 right? Will there be pregame entertainment on the discord?
  3. I see what you did there. Now, get out.
  4. Makes sense the kid popped for pushing pills in HS got a degree in neuroscience.
  5. This shit blew up. It's even on the Pat McAfee show now lol Gotta love it.
  6. The "lifers" as I call them definitely don't process pain like the rest of the population. The ones that started wrestling in diapers and stuck with it as far as they could go are what I imagine drill sargeants wet dreams are made of.
  7. Always a solid tactic. I'd include speaking to the women those asses are attached to as well. That's when it REALLY gets exciting.
  8. What's scary is you never really lose it completely. When you've drilled moves tens of thousands of times your muscle memory is off the charts. It's just there waiting for the trigger.
  9. Yeah, Pennsylvania is a hotbed for great wrestling. It's incredible how many studs have come out of Pennsylvania in just the last decade. PSU having Cael Sanderson as HC is almost cheating.
  10. Beware of the cauliflower ear. That sumbitch at OU that's going first round in the draft this year, Creed Humphreys, wrestled his entire life. He manhandles anyone you put on him and makes it look easy. Texas should really start emphasizing wrestling at a young age. Way less CTE stuff for the kids and I promise you they'll be better football players for it. The balance, footwork, mechanics, gas tank, mental toughness, spatial awareness, etc of a wrestler is highly evolved compared to your typical football player.
  11. No doubt! I always keep an eye on the Texas boys that wrestle elsewhere since there aren't any programs in Texas. Bo Nickal out of Allen has been awesome for getting some Texas kids to step on the mat. It was hard to root for a Penn State guy but damn he's good.
  12. Also, you'd be amazed at the talent level of high school wrestling coaches. Our Assistant HC was in the Wrestling Hall of Fame in Stillwater. World silver medalist, Olympic qualifier, three time All American, one time NCAA Div 1 National Champion at Oklahoma State. He was a bad ass old man that had wrestled with all the greats of his era. Wrestled the Russians in Cold War days where a match was one closed fist away from an international street fight. I like to shit on Oklahoma probably more than most guys here because I was forced to live there. One thing we can never claim any superiority on is wrestling. They breed them up there.
  13. As a kid who grew up in small town Texas, I had never heard of wrestling. When we moved to Oklahoma I was in Jr. High and I signed up for wrestling. Wrestled all the way through senior year in 6A. Was third in the state a few years. I can tell you this much: football makes you understand strength and brute force. Wrestling makes you understand how to use that against your opponent. If you tango with a solid wrestler you had better land the first punch square because you may not land another one before you go to the ground.
  14. As an Arkansas resident, fuck yes.
  15. Ah fuck man that scene is rough
  16. I hope we're right. With a back getting those kind of numbers our receivers are going to have some fun.
  17. That'd be nice. But, I'm even more optimistic than you. I think he'll break 1500 and get 20 tds. He's going to get the ball A LOT.
  18. Better? At what? Leaving you stranded?
  19. That's plausible I guess. Way to think outside of the box.
  20. Not only that but looks like a Ford. Gross.
  21. I'll donate a hundy if the both of you will just fuck off with your bullshit.
  22. The main difference between tacos and fajitas in this day and age is that tacos come prepared on a tortilla and fajitas I have to assemble myself. I appreciate your steadfastness but I am still going to call them chicken or shrimp fajitas so that the chica taking my order brings me what I want.
  23. Okay, fuck that. If I can't have my onions and peppers charred to a crisp then it's not even worth ordering fajitas. I'll just order goddamn tacos and pay just as much as the fajitas since every suburban white girl has an emotional attachment to tacos and driven the market through the fucking roof.
  24. BEVO does not play well with others. Probably best to keep the stripper monkey far away from him.
  25. I agree. If Sark turns out to be a bust I don't think it will be from a lack of effort. He seems motivated.
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