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ElChupacabra

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  1. Ooh neutral bomb. The sign of an expert Honda owner.
  2. Fuck yeah! Jello shots with the fans? Why the hell not!
  3. I see some folks complaining about CDC and, on some points, they're right. But I'll be damned if I don't like the guy. He's got that whole refined gentleman thing going for him but I just imagine when he gets home he throws on some sweat pants and a t shirt from an 80's hair band and cracks open a fine domestic beer and just chills out on the couch like Al Bundy. He is a true renaissance man.
  4. Ah. Makes sense. I still appreciate you doing the Lord's work.
  5. Can we all chip in to get whoever is filming these clips a phone with a half-ass decent camera? These clips look like they're filmed on a TI-89.
  6. Absolutely. And the wimmenz are big fans.
  7. My definition would be pretty simple. 1) Did the person being discussed get drafted? 2) Did the person being discussed participate in a game against an opponent? If yes, BAM they're NFL caliber. Let's not act like just getting TO the NFL isn't an amazing accomplishment in and of itself. Less than 1% of college players make it there. So, yeah, Ehlinger is a 1%er and therefore NFL caliber.
  8. Haters gonna hate. But hating on Whataburger is like hating on Miller High Life. Yeah, it's not for everyone but if you act like it's terrible and not deserving of all the fans it has you are very much in the minority and most people will immediately question your judgment going forward.
  9. Your requirement is that Sam be a starting QB for an NFL team in order to be NFL caliber? By your logic, Colt is a scrub. Meanwhile, back in reality, Colt has a longer NFL career than anyone from his draft class, has earned millions in that duration, and has played for five different teams. But because he's not a starter he's not NFL caliber. Do you see how fucking stupid your argument sounds?
  10. You seem like you don't take criticism very well. Your argument sucks and has since the very beginning and your opinion doesn't make a shit to anyone on this entire forum. Sam got drafted and just performed well in his first appearance in the NFL. So yeah he's NFL caliber. So maybe get the fuck over it and admit that your shitty take was shitty.
  11. It never ceases to amaze me how many "men" are incapable of throwing a proper punch. That shit is embarrassing. They should feel bad about themselves and their fathers and grandfathers should feel even worse about themselves. They failed them.
  12. If any other unlucky SOB's out there weren't able to catch the game you can see all of the highlights of each quarter on YouTube on a channel called Truong Trung Nguyen. And they're all 10-20 minutes long so they're pretty complete highlights.
  13. Feels fucking good to see Sam playing football again. I hope he does well and makes good connections so that he can always be involved in the sport in some capacity. He's exactly what the sport of football is all about. Grit, gamesmanship, intelligence, hard work and an absolutely insatiable desire to win. Fuck yeah, Sam! Hook 'em!
  14. Fucking A man! Anyone got a link where I can watch??? Stuck at relatives and they don't have cable apparently
  15. So basically we have more question marks after the first scrimmage than we had going into it? Perfect.
  16. Guy says Sam doesn't have what it takes to be an NFL QB. Sam is playing quarterback for an NFL team as he types his dumbass take. images.mp4
  17. I guess thank God he has that degree from Texas and McCombs huh? Better than 98% of his peers right out of the gate. Also, the trait that McCoy and Sam share is they were both completely selfless teammates and both very diligent learners. If Colt can be a career clipboard holder then Sam can absolutely do the same. I've said for a few years now that Sam's true calling in life is to be a coach. He loves the game, he's a leader, he has a story that brings a tear to damn near anyone's eye, he knows offense and, being a QB, he probably knows more about defensive schemes than most defensive players do. Maybe Ehlinger has a decent run in the NFL then puts on his coaching hat for a while only to return to Texas and become the next DKR. That would be fucking awesome.
  18. Growing up I was a Cowboys fan like most North Texas kids. As I got older, I enjoyed watching the Saints more and always liked Drew Brees because, well, he's Drew Fucking Brees. As a nearly 30 year old man, I have become less and less interested in pro ball. To the point that I *maybe* watched two full games last season. Now? Fuck yeah I'm buying an Ehlinger jersey and I'll wear that motherfucker with pride. Sam is the man. Go make Jake and Ross proud, Sam. Hook 'em!
  19. Username will check out in approximately nine months.
  20. That is fucking wild. I mean, seriously.
  21. The irony of you quoting that entire massive wall of text only to reply with one sentence is...ironic.
  22. This x eleventyjillion
  23. Man, I lived in Oklahoma at the time so there was no celebration outside of my immediate family. But, my grandma, who never cursed, called us the next morning and God damn what a game! I graduated high school in 2010 so my junior and senior years were pretty good but nothing has ever come close to that feeling and I didn't even attend UT. It'd be nice to see Texas go on a streak like USC, Alabama and Clemson have done.
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