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ElChupacabra

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  1. The lulz would be epic, as would the tears, however, I'm firmly in the fuck ousux camp and I don't ever want to see them near a conference title game again. I think they're due for their own decade and a half of misery. Let it be so.
  2. Kid has more sense than BOTH of his parents. Good for him. https://youtu.be/F04h8Qhupx4?si=V-_j-MTpZG2i_MOj
  3. Only thing wrong here is aggy has NEVER played in a NC game. Their sole semi-legitimate claim to a championship was awarded to them by the AP poll. They've never actually competed in a game with a trophy on the line. ETA: Their 1939 NC is claimed by USC as well and there's a very strong argument that Tennessee was the deserving team. They went undefeated and didn't allow a single point all season. So, yeah, aggy is trash.
  4. Lol to all the butthurt pussies out there that ever doubted Texas. Fuck all of them. We're CFP contenders, bitches. All. The. Live. Long. Day. Motherfucker.
  5. When they announce Texas is in, Kris Budden should strip buck ass naked and drop it down and make it clap. You know, for posterity.
  6. I think something that is being entirely overlooked here is voodoo. 2009 National Championship game against Alabama Colt McCoy gets knocked out of the game. Saban and Alabama begin a 15 year rampage through the SEC amassing countless conference and national titles along the way. Texas goes on a 15 year ride on the struggle bus ride with countless heartbreaker games, no titles of any kind, and getting just absolutely dragged in the national media for a large portion of that time. This year, Texas goes into Tuscaloosa and does something that's never been done to Saban before. Complete domination by Texas. The bad medicine has been lifted. Texas will advance to the CFP. You may all rest easy.
  7. In fact, FSU actually consulted with the Seminole Nation tribal leaders on how Osceola (the mascot) should be represented. FSU has the full support of the Seminole Nation and is immensely proud that our heritage is still on display in any fashion because the way of the white man is to completely erase our people, our history, and our traditions from the face of the earth because admitting that the atrocities committed against our people and the people of many other Nations was really fucked up and forcing people to recognize that might make some poster on a fan forum uncomfortable.
  8. I'm just saying that if you want to call something racist maybe consult with the members of the group in question before blathering on subjects you know nothing about. It's all good though man. I can see why people might think it's racist but I can promise you that you'll be very hard pressed to find a member of the Seminole Nation that is even remotely offended by FSU.
  9. Yup. Every tribal member has a tribal ID card as well as a CDIB card issued by the U.S. government.
  10. As a card carrying member of the Seminole Nation, I can assure you not one of us give a single fuck. Our tribe is from the same area of Florida and we are The Unconquered People. They'll never take the Seminole name away from FSU and that's the way it should be.
  11. Please, for the love of God, someone post the damn grim reaper visiting the Rig 12 schools meme. Preferably updated to show OSU on there. That shit is absolute gold, Jerry. And, I'm Smaug. I fucking NEED it.
  12. Someone please post the Big 12 teams grip reaper meme. I NEED IT
  13. Sarkisian did the classic back of the head rub because he was completely embarrassed for Yormark while also trying to hold in his laughter. At that point, I had completely lost it.
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  15. As someone who attended college in Oklahoma and partook in Greek Life, I can assure you that Okie frat boys are some fucking odd ducks. The OSU frats generally had good parties but there was an issue with one of them having a couple guys get AP from butt chugging so yeah... they're fucking weird. The OU frat boys were the type to talk all the shit in the world and then get completely manhandled by some random high school wrestler a la the viral bathroom fight video. That's like an every weekend occurrence. My frat was cool as fuck. 90% laid back dudes with jacked up trucks and land to throw ragers on. Best part--we have a chapter at UT so we'd make a couple trips a year to party with those guys. As a Texas kid residing in Oklahoma at the time, it was always a fucking blast to see my buddies' faces when they rolled into Austin for the first time and finally realized just how shitty even the nicest parts of OKC are. Good times. CSB and all that.
  16. If we get the rematch with OU and stomp their dicks in the dirt (don't worry, they'll dig them up. Sooners never let a good dick go to waste) Sarkisian should be known as Defeats All His Foes Ambrose.
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