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Lou_Sassle

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  1. Two young lads walk into a church and decide they want to be baptized. They look around and the only person they see is a janitor cleaning up. They tell the janitor they'd like to be baptized, and he says, "sure, I'll do it". Janitor takes the boys in the bathroom and dunks them in the toilet, then says, "you're baptized in Jesus's name!". The boys walk out and start talking... first one says, "what denomination do you think we got baptized in to?". Second boy says, "catholic?". First boy says, "nah. They just dribble some water over your head when you get baptized." second boy says, "Baptist?". First boy says, "nah... they dunk you in a big tank when you get baptized." Second boy thinks for a bit and says, "did you smell that water he dunked us in?". First boy said, "yeah...". Second boy said, "I think we're pisscopalians."
  2. What time is this meeting?
  3. Ewe Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman!
  4. Indiana and Michigan state on that list is surprising
  5. Pretty sure that's Kenny Powder's new handle...
  6. That giant trophy towering over jimbo and weigman is actually just a normal sized trophy...
  7. I did not know that Kate Beckinsale has 6 fingers on her right hand... learn something new everyday..
  8. How much less could you care?
  9. How the fuck do you dry it the fuck out on the outside while leaving it raw in the middle? It's mind bottling..
  10. Wow... this thread really went off the rails quickly... it's quite un-brie-lievable
  11. So aggy basically gets bye weeks to get young guys experience and heal up before Miami, Auburn and swamp tigah. I hate to say it but their schedule sets them up to possibly get in the CFB playoffs if they get lucky against Bama. Lol
  12. The top 4 seeds would've been the 4 highest ranked conference champs. BlowU technically "won" the conference that year.
  13. Subaru, eh? I didn't know that you were a lesbian...nttawwt
  14. Does anyone know if we have a welding major now? Inquiring minds want to know.
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